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Legend [16362]
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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2021, 8:42 AM
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Y’all tucked eagle feathers and hid
Last year when the likelihood slid
That you’d have success.
So, this year I guess
We’ll just have to scalp off your lid.
Can’t hide this year, Norvell…
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2021, 8:47 AM
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Our team is a bit of a mess
But doesn’t come close to possess
Dysfunction like yours.
Your failure-du-jours
Continue in Clemson. God Bless…
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FSU fans like to read books
Oct 25, 2021, 8:49 AM
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Their cheerleaders have really good looks
Were in a funk
Offense is junk
Another loss and our season is cooked
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Re: FSU fans like to read books
Oct 25, 2021, 9:19 AM
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They’re certainly bibliophiles -
Doak-Campbell now has, in the aisles,
Book vendors who peddle
Short novels to settle
The joyless and bring out more smiles.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2021, 5:22 PM
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The Oculus knows what it needs.
It’s power demands that it feeds
Upon our opponents.
The menu components
This weekend? Tears, feathers, and beads.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 25, 2021, 5:32 PM
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There once was a coach from Tallahassee,
whose tactics were never quite classy,
This limerick would be more happy,
if our offense wasn't so crappy,
But I suspect once again Elliott will burn and crashy.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2021, 1:43 PM
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We’re burnin through all of our play’rs
(It’s givin our coaches gray hairs),
But no matter what,
We’re whoopin your butt.
Y’all better start sayin your pray’rs.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2021, 1:47 PM
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Norvell is the cowardly sort,
Who spits on the honor of sport
By running away.
When his guys can’t play
Competitive ball, they abort.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2021, 1:53 PM
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Hey Noles, we just thought you should know
That one of our players can’t go -
He’s sick with the ‘VID.
If you haven’t hid
Already, I bet you’ll do so.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2021, 6:17 PM
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The spear stickers stuck to your dome,
The shirtless guy reading his tome -
Y’all bring what you like.
But listen up, Mike -
Please leave that red backpack at home.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2021, 6:30 PM
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 26, 2021, 7:27 PM
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This week the ‘Noles are in town
Trying to kick a Tiger that’s down
Said Shipley with poise
“Follow me boys!”
Gonna send FL ST home with a frown.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 12:39 PM
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While Dabo keeps grinding, quite frankly,
Norvell’s staring ever so blankly
At whiteboards and such,
‘Cause he can’t do much
To keep from receiving a spankly.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 12:44 PM
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While our offense still seems quite lacking,
Dabo keeps saying "quit quacking",
And it seems really phony,
When brilliant is what he calls Tony,
When he really deserves a good sacking.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:38 PM
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We’ll see how it goes with Ol’ Tony -
What’s really a load of bologna
Is sayin’ “we’re close.”
Coach Dabo’s verbose,
But O now’s a zero-trick pony…
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 12:50 PM
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True Clemson fans all see the appeal,
Of having Tommy back on the field,
and while it's not bad,
to honor Bobby, his Dad,
Lauren would really make us squeal.
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bang pow boom
Oct 28, 2021, 12:57 PM
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:01 PM
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In my day Clemson students were cool,
Then they started doing the woo-hoo.
but what really dropped my jaw,
was when I saw Richard Simmon's own paw,
and now our students all look like tools.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:29 PM
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The “tool” label’s really too tame.
Limp-knuckling throughout the game
Is fitting for weirdos
Who shave off their neardos
And live like grown babies in shame.
It’s disgusting.
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The FSU Game nears
Oct 28, 2021, 1:05 PM
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And that usually means Seminoles' fears
Up the interstate they will come truckin
And if Clemson's O can get their act together, prepare for three hours of buttfuckin
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Re: The FSU Game nears
Oct 28, 2021, 1:08 PM
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:08 PM
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Only Alumni can be true fans,
Sixer of'81 orange soda cans
drill holes in the bottom
so when your cans become rotten
you won't have a mess on your hands
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:11 PM
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'Member that time Tajh threw that pick?
And that utter time DeAndre laid that lick?
We ain't so good right now
Fire Brownell!!!
I think something I ate makin me sick
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:18 PM
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Dj try to run but he trip and fall
Weren't no hole he saw after all
He soft like cotton
Least we not forgotten
Parnell Burnside is gonna save us all
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:18 PM
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We have a big ol' Samoan
who needs to work on his throwin
Dabo says he'll be great
And until then we wait
hel
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:22 PM
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A lot of Clemson fans are sour,
as our receivers look like a big golden shower,
but in their defense,
it is not easy whence,
a screen pass is thrown 200 miles per hour.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:25 PM
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Pour me another Martini
and grab the Vasolini
If another player goes down
or even tries to skip town
We'll end up starting Drew Swinney
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FSU Game is approachin'
Oct 28, 2021, 1:29 PM
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The Tigers' Defense we'll be toasting
Tommy Bowden in town,
But a new king wears the crown
Don't cry though, chief
It's only a pic of your daughter, post kweef
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:37 PM
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We lost again and it smarted.
Has Dabo turned retarded?
He says silly crap
And acts like a chap
When his results prove to be half-hearted
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 1:38 PM
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Dabo says just let it go,
and assures us we'll be back in the flow,
But the hardest part for me,
is knowing down deep,
That even Richard Moncrief would have us 7 and 0.
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FSU Cowgirls were great
Oct 28, 2021, 1:45 PM
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to them Favre liked to masturb8
He'd send pics to Sterger
Of his little hamburger
And wear copper fit elbow sleeves on dates
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Lot o points [155518]
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Jimbo gave FSU fans hope each fall,
Oct 28, 2021, 1:55 PM
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That the seminoles would never again stall,
But who could have foreseen,
That of everyone on the team,
His wife was the best ball handler of them all?
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 4:38 PM
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Let Big Cinco ride pine
Put Tony in the unemployment line
If we could get back Chase Brice
and hire Charlie Weiss
Then Dabo wouldn't have to resign.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 6:16 PM
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One time I went to Tallahasse
Nole fans all did harass me
I swigged on some Jaeger
and screamed "Meet your maker"
Truly the event was very classy.
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The noles are pondering calling in sick
Oct 28, 2021, 6:29 PM
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But twice in a row might not be the trick.
The Tigers should be mad
But our offense has been bad
I hope we hit them in the head with a brick.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 7:05 PM
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Saturday we host FL State
The Tigers offense ain’t playing that great
But if the home team can score
Maybe 20 or more
Y’all can tone down some of the hate.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 28, 2021, 7:27 PM
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I think we’ll be ready to play.
It’s gonna require a good day
From offensive line
And some who ride pine,
But we’re just a “gnat’s hair” away…
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2021, 7:57 AM
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Tomorrow’s the wonderful day
When FSU comes up to play.
We’re gonna control them
And thoroughly roll them
Like road graders chewing through clay.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 29, 2021, 1:27 PM
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In a rustic old hall in Detroit they prayed
In the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral
The church bell chimed 'til it rang twenty-nine times
For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 30, 2021, 11:39 AM
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Show up and get rowdy. Get loud.
When Death Valley’s rockin, our crowd
Makes Tigers play better.
Don’t be a regretter -
The “sons of…old Clemson” are proud.
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