Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Legend [16178]
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Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Jan 28, 2023, 8:54 AM
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Godspeed to all Tigers who, like me, have to face the untold horrors of domestication on weekends in the offseason. I stand with you.
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Heisman Winner [108388]
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Well then, enjoy your Saturday & hopefully your wife...
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:04 AM
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carries her own purse?
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Re: Well then, enjoy your Saturday & hopefully your wife...
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:01 PM
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She won’t let me muck it up with my fingerprints.
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:07 AM
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My newspaper lists at least 40 basketball games on TV today so all is not not lost for you because how long can it take to buy a rug.
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:09 AM
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Here’s a live look at me waiting for her to make a decision:
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:11 AM
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Great post! +1
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:44 AM
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our wives must know each other. I've got to go furniture shopping
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Jan 28, 2023, 10:10 AM
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Jan 28, 2023, 10:12 AM
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Headed to a brewery later on and I’m not even crazy about beer.
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Jan 28, 2023, 10:15 AM
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Which brewery? I’ll be hitting up a couple this afternoon too and watching the basketball game at Keowee Brewing in Seneca.
Not crazy about beer??!? Have you always been a communist? (just kidding - sort of).
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
Jan 28, 2023, 12:59 PM
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I like some bourbon and ginger ale. There is a brewery in NC that produces a beer called Red Oak. That I do like.
This is one of my wife’s friends bday get together at a brewery called Slow Play. Pretty new place that is right behind Winthrop.
All my family lives down your way hope to get back that way at some point. Be nice to meet some TNet’s and have a beer, or play some golf.
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Jan 28, 2023, 10:13 AM
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Rule #1 - you are not there to help her pick out a rug. You are there to load the one she picks out in the truck, drive home and unload it from the truck.
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
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Jan 28, 2023, 10:13 AM
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Feel for you! Hopefully you luck out and she finds something fairly quick.
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
Jan 28, 2023, 10:15 AM
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divorce her
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Pick one that hides . . .
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Jan 28, 2023, 11:16 AM
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both dirt and blood . . . it may be important later.
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Re: Pick one that hides . . .
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Jan 28, 2023, 12:25 PM
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And rolls up easy.
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Ok, Frank.
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Jan 28, 2023, 11:21 AM
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And now is the perfect time to streak to the KFC. It’s open.
~JKB
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Re: Football isn’t just entertainment. In its absence, I have to help my wife pick out a rug today.
Jan 28, 2023, 3:53 PM
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I gave up "wife-ing" long ago, and never been happier. My girlfriend shares my feelings and never wants to be married again, and we have more fun together than I ever imagined was possible with a woman. I don't miss the misery of being suppressed into marital servitude for one second.
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