Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.
"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."
monter le cheval de fer
A coot will usually blink when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer
If a guy made a Seinfeldesque post about nothing
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