|
Replies: 28
| visibility 1
|
Letterman [268]
TigerPulse: 94%
Posts: 511
Joined: 12/2/11
|
How do you get along with a coot at work who sits right
Dec 13, 2012, 2:08 PM
|
|
beside you?
|
|
|
|
 |
All-In [30483]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 62655
Joined: 10/4/99
|
Kill them and burn their house down.***
Dec 13, 2012, 2:08 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2191]
TigerPulse: 97%
Posts: 2565
Joined: 5/7/01
|
Kill them, their family, and all their friends...and THEN
Dec 13, 2012, 2:13 PM
|
|
burn their house down.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hall of Famer [22387]
TigerPulse: 99%
Posts: 31281
Joined: 11/30/98
|
Is that you, Will Munny?***
Dec 13, 2012, 2:23 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-TigerNet [10871]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 12937
Joined: 4/18/12
|
YOU BURY NED RIGHT!***
Dec 13, 2012, 2:36 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [105574]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 44178
Joined: 12/22/08
|
hide drugs in their desk, then tip off their boss
Dec 13, 2012, 2:10 PM
|
|
since the coworker is a coot, nobody will doubt its his
|
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [16134]
TigerPulse: 90%
Posts: 26435
Joined: 11/18/03
|
I like the way you think...***
Dec 13, 2012, 2:53 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Member [27]
TigerPulse: 42%
Posts: 117
Joined: 11/24/12
|
Re: How do you get along with a coot at work who sits right
Dec 13, 2012, 2:11 PM
|
|
treat the enemy same way as you treat your friend. Bcos no body wants bad karma.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Walk-On [125]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 213
Joined: 11/9/12
|
Re: How do you get along with a coot at work who sits right
Dec 13, 2012, 2:11 PM
|
|
you give them credit for being a good football team, and their just due for beating us. Act like you have class, for the past 100 years they have had to deal with what we are dealing with now. They just give us crap because we let them know it gets to us. If you just give a little credit to the dirtpeckers, then they usually stop clucking.....just saying
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4757]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 8263
Joined: 9/13/01
|
I think your experiences are the exception, not the rule
Dec 13, 2012, 3:23 PM
|
|
Any time I try to "give a little credit" to most SCar fans, they read that as an invitation to get even bolder and nastier. Out of ALL the SCar fans I know, only two of them don't take every opportunity to be a d0uchebag about their current win streak. And the more I try to be gracious about it, the more aggressive they get. Screw that crap.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [135867]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 41633
Joined: 8/26/07
|
Eat beans and boiled eggs for breakfast every day and
Dec 13, 2012, 2:13 PM
|
|
Run him off
Of course you'll smell like billy brice so he may fall in love
|
|
|
|
|
|
Letterman [282]
TigerPulse: 82%
Posts: 109
Joined: 11/13/11
|
Re: How do you get along with a coot at work who sits right
Dec 13, 2012, 2:14 PM
|
|
I sit next to a coot at work and my first suggestion would be to not call them a coot. its not a friendly word.
We both love our teams but its no reason to hate one another. This may seem soft but i don't care cause i have to see this person 5 days a week and its just not worth living like that.
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-Conference [444]
TigerPulse: 91%
Posts: 535
Joined: 6/30/11
|
Fire them, get a new secretary***
Dec 13, 2012, 2:18 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Virtuoso [670]
TigerPulse: 85%
Posts: 1087
Joined: 7/6/04
|
i remind all the coots i work with
Dec 13, 2012, 2:18 PM
|
|
1) i can do their job
2) they cannot do my job
3) i can make it very difficult for them to do their job
it seems to keep them in check.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Associate AD [846]
TigerPulse: 93%
Posts: 1201
Joined: 1/27/11
|
Re: i remind all the coots i work with
Dec 13, 2012, 2:24 PM
|
|
Tell him to stop bothering you and get busy pumping that gas. Hell, I should not have to tell you how to handle your employees.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [3573]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 6516
Joined: 6/1/99
|
Why is the fry cook sitting down?
Dec 13, 2012, 2:23 PM
|
|
Don't worry, its your first job. Unlike him, you won't be there forever.
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-Pro [661]
TigerPulse: 86%
Posts: 1157
Joined: 10/3/12
|
Take the high road
Dec 13, 2012, 2:27 PM
|
|
Only to let them take the low road and get you fired
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4896]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 5278
Joined: 8/24/11
|
Depends. Did he/she graduate from SC?
Dec 13, 2012, 2:32 PM
|
|
If not, anytime some idiot says something to me about "my gamecocks" I ask them:
Are you on the team?
Did you play football at SC?
Did you graduate from SC?
If not, exactly how are they your gamecocks?
If they answer yes to the graduate question I tell them I am sorry for them.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Fan [91]
TigerPulse: 18%
Posts: 302
Joined: 6/16/04
|
Re: Depends. Did he/she graduate from SC?
Dec 13, 2012, 4:39 PM
|
|
> If not, anytime some idiot says something to me about
> "my gamecocks" I ask them:
>
> Are you on the team?
> Did you play football at SC?
> Did you graduate from SC?
>
> If not, exactly how are they your gamecocks?
>
> If they answer yes to the graduate question I tell
> them I am sorry for them.
We are a liberal school/program. Our tent is big and wide and we welome EVERYONE; so, we refer to OUR favorite team an OUR Gamecocks. Yes, it does sound trite, but it's been doing the job for the past 3-4 years.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [17914]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 8938
Joined: 12/24/96
|
Tell them they can clean the stall when U R done!
Dec 13, 2012, 2:38 PM
|
|
Then ask for your privacy until that time. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rooter [246]
TigerPulse: 90%
Posts: 182
Joined: 11/15/03
|
You ask to be transferred to another Pizza Hut***
Dec 13, 2012, 2:52 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4774]
TigerPulse: 92%
Posts: 7611
Joined: 12/17/11
|
Quit your job at the gas station.***
Dec 13, 2012, 2:55 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-TigerNet [13888]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 10641
Joined: 9/15/02
|
Step One:
Dec 13, 2012, 3:02 PM
|
|
Go to night school.
Step Two: Graduate from high school
Step Three: You've just elevated yourself above the working standards of most coots.
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-TigerNet [10345]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 12803
Joined: 11/22/03
|
Re: How do you get along with a coot at work who sits right
Dec 13, 2012, 3:13 PM
|
|
You don't. You just walk up to them every morning and kick them in the nuts. Then sit down with your cup of coffee and asks him if there is anything you can do to not help him.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Letterman [268]
TigerPulse: 94%
Posts: 511
Joined: 12/2/11
|
Re: How do you get along with a coot at work who sits right
Dec 13, 2012, 3:18 PM
|
|
I think we have a winner
|
|
|
|
|
|
null [null]
TigerPulse: null%
Posts: 3
Joined: 11/19/12
|
Re: How do you get along with a coot at work who sits right
Dec 13, 2012, 3:24 PM
|
|
Remind him 24 wins in a row and they will finally tie it up!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2680]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 1174
Joined: 10/20/12
|
Re: How do you get along with a coot at work who sits right
Dec 13, 2012, 3:33 PM
|
|
65-41-4, any more questions from your coot friend?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Walk-On [118]
TigerPulse: 92%
Posts: 417
Joined: 12/23/02
|
Re: How do you get along with a coot at work who sits right
Dec 13, 2012, 3:57 PM
|
|
Shoudn't be too hard.....after all you have double the intelligence.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2609]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 6653
Joined: 9/1/11
|
put a little peanut butter on a trap...***
Dec 13, 2012, 5:33 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Replies: 28
| visibility 1
|
|
|
50
