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Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:26 AM
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If my work insists on bringing back boring Friday, I insist on bringing back Dad joke Friday. Here goes…….
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
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Anyone ever notice that "Dad Joke" and "Bad Joke" rhyme?
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:29 AM
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Coincidence??
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:37 AM
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When it becomes apparent.
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:30 AM
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A waist of time.
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:35 AM
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:40 AM
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My friend told me he has been secretly working as a bricklayer for the last year...
There's clearly mortar him than meets the eye . . .
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Dad joke Friday for dad's that run
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:47 AM
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I once ran an ultra-marathon in Sweden. I knew I was way off course when I crossed the Finnish line.
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Re: Dad joke Friday for dad's that run
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:48 AM
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You’re on fire this morning
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Re: Dad joke Friday for dad's that run
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:51 AM
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Why do the Swedish have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So they can Scandinavian.
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:52 AM
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Hey Doc, I keep thinking I’m a deck of cards!
Doc: I’ll deal with you later!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Feb 10, 2023, 10:54 AM
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An impasta.
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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Feb 10, 2023, 11:06 AM
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A Barberque
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Re: What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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Feb 10, 2023, 11:09 AM
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 11:11 AM
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Why can't you run through a camp ground?
Because you have to ran, since it's past tents.
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Camping outdoors
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Feb 10, 2023, 2:25 PM
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It's in tents!
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Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?
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Feb 10, 2023, 11:49 AM
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Because he was a fun-gi/fun guy.
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Re: Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:35 PM
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Some of those are really bad. Not a Dad joke but why did the chicken cross the road ? To prove to a possum that it could be done. Oldie but a goodie. Hope I don't get banned for this one because it is gamecock related.
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:33 PM
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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?
Oh wait... Wrong type of joke.
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A lot of people are shocked when they find out
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:39 PM
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I’m not a licensed electrician.
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:50 PM
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Fresh prints.
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I told my wife she drew on her eyebrow liner a little too high,
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:52 PM
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and boy did she look surprised.
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Re: I told my wife she drew on her eyebrow liner a little too high,
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Feb 10, 2023, 1:44 PM
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You're married to Nancy Pelosi?
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What is the best way to make straight A's?
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Feb 10, 2023, 1:30 PM
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With a ruler
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Re: What does an invisible cat drink?
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Feb 10, 2023, 1:38 PM
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Evaporated milk.
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Re: What does an invisible cat drink?
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Feb 10, 2023, 1:42 PM
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This one’s for you Jedi.
Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
The second hand store.
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Yo mama is so fat...
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Feb 10, 2023, 1:44 PM
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Oh wait, dad jokes..
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Re: Yo mama is so fat...
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Feb 10, 2023, 1:49 PM
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don't forget yo lemma jokes, I might wet my pants and I'm sure to cry
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
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Feb 10, 2023, 2:17 PM
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To get his quarter back.
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What do you do if you get attacked by a gang of clowns?
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Feb 10, 2023, 2:23 PM
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Go for the juggler
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I went to a silent auction last week...
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Feb 10, 2023, 2:56 PM
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Bought a mime and two dog whistles.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
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Feb 10, 2023, 3:12 PM
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Poker face
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A couple of cows
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Feb 10, 2023, 6:53 PM
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were smoking a joint and playing cards.
That’s right…..the steaks were pretty high.
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 6:56 PM
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Nose jokes are smelly but eye jokes are cornea.
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 7:05 PM
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes! Haha
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Re: Dad joke Friday
Feb 10, 2023, 8:05 PM
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Hahaha now that’s funny
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 7:05 PM
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 7:05 PM
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 7:51 PM
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I buy all of my guns from a guy named T-Rex
He’s a small arms dealer.
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Re: Dad joke Friday
Feb 10, 2023, 8:06 PM
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T-Rex jokes are awesome
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It's a 5-minute walk
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Feb 10, 2023, 7:58 PM
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from my house to the bar, but a 45-minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering..
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Re: It's a 5-minute walk
Feb 10, 2023, 8:05 PM
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Hahaha I have that same problem
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Yeez, I read about ten and had to stop. Deez are AWFUL.
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Feb 10, 2023, 8:22 PM
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Re: Yeez, I read about ten and had to stop. Deez are AWFUL.
Feb 10, 2023, 8:56 PM
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Yes Sir, you are welcome
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 8:34 PM
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They say that 666 is all evil. So that must mean 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
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Re: Dad joke Friday
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Feb 10, 2023, 9:03 PM
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(SMH) Even worse than I expected, but thumbs up to most anyway.
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Not so fast, will ya? I’m trying to write of these down
Feb 11, 2023, 9:10 AM
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Your poasting too fast and I’m not getting them all!
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