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Legend [16255]
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CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 11, 2021, 7:43 AM
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Your dome’s a hot pile of tin cans. Your typical Sarahcuse fans Wear jerseys and chains And vape to refrains Of Boeheim’s retirement non-plans.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 11, 2021, 7:48 AM
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As Clemson’s efficiency climbs, Still some think it’s one of those times Where ‘Cuse could sneak by. The main reason why? ‘Cause blind pigs find acorns sometimes.
But we ain’t bringin’ acorns to NY.
Tigers 35, Orbs 6
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 11, 2021, 11:25 AM
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The Or’ngemen think there is a chance - They’re green with each envious glance… But red’s in our view. They’ll be black and blue With brown running all down their pants.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2021, 12:33 PM
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We’ll beat you - of that there’s no doubt. But I wonder, during the rout, If Or’ngemen are rushed And pummeled and crushed, Will sweet orange juices flow out?
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2021, 12:47 PM
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It helps yous when blizzards are streaming, But, this week, the dome will be seeming To take away helpers - Yous guys will be yelpers, But outside, they won’t hear yous screaming…
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2021, 7:11 PM
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Y’all do know it isn’t the same…? On Friday, don’t act like y’all came To put up some points In one of your joints - This isn’t a basketball game.
Good luck with our healed up D, Blobs.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 7:49 AM
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The strength of your team’s not your D? You’ll find, inconveniently, That ours kinda is. We’re coached by a whiz Who doesn’t yield points easily…
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 10:57 AM
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I went to the New York State Fair And looked for a person who’d care Or think ‘Cuse was cool. She said, “Oh, the school? I think they play basketball there!”
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 11:05 AM
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Back when the Orange were men They could win, time and again But it seems of late You haven't done so great Once again, they'll take it on the chin!
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 11:09 AM
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In the dome, they finally put some air Now, it won't be so miserable in there! If our O can get clickin' And our D keeps kickin' Dino will be lookin' for his rockin' chair!
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Heard the Orange finally got some A/C
Oct 13, 2021, 2:12 PM
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To keep their home dome comfee Sit and relax Set it to max The Tigers love chilled Vitamin C
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CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 8:37 PM
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Gone are the days of Brown, Little and Csonka. The truck that’ll hit you ain’t a Tonka. It’s coming this Friday, In the dark after day, And it won’t be fun like Willy Wonka!!!
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 8:48 PM
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For the Orange to get a win for Babers they will need to have some light sabers to carve up our D but I just don't see Dino having a victory party with his neighbors!
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 8:53 PM
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I remember a day That wasn't so far away I would limerick before game But this offense is a shame But have no excuse not to say "f u Sarah cuse"
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 8:59 PM
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Our Tigers come rolling into that Syracuse town Ready to start knocking those Orange to the ground Our offense has been somewhat lacking Some want to send Tony E packing Let's hope he can start smacking the Orange men around
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 9:09 PM
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We've had a week off, to get the offense in gear Lord knows it's been pretty pitiful this year! Hopefully DJ gets it done Pace & Mafah start to run All over the Orange...Dino sheds another tear!
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 9:14 PM
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We've had some tough games with the Cuse in the past But with two weeks rest, we're ready to kick some asss Bring on those Orange men We'll smack 'em again & again Come Friday night, the Orange will just be outclassed
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 9:53 PM
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Can the Cuse play football at a basketball school? Their chance of winning is really minuscule! Maybe suit up the Boeheim boys Surely they could make some noise While their old man Jim starts acting the fool
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2021, 10:00 PM
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Losing to State...there is no excuse Even worse would be falling to the Cuse Winning Friday is a must But in Dabo we trust It's time to get this offense to produce
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2021, 7:39 AM
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It’s tough when you don’t have a reason To hope you could do something pleasin’ To vie for a title. You oughta sit idle And prep for this year’s hockey season.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2021, 1:48 PM
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Your tempo game worked for a while, But that’s not the current team’s style. You’re limiting chances For Murphy’s advances To set you back half of a mile…
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2021, 7:25 AM
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The buzz and the fretting and noise Are nothing compared to the joys Of watching us beat you. Tonight, we will meet you And turn some men loose on your boys.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2021, 12:03 PM
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Might wanna turn down the A/C - As hot as the dome used to be, It’s gonna get rough When defense this tough Lights fires underneath your QB…
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2021, 4:50 PM
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Is Syracuse really a threat? The pundits are gonna regret Suggesting such things. We’re gonna run rings Around the Or’nge Yankees, I bet.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2021, 5:31 PM
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Hey ‘Cuse - is it “Seer-ah” or “Sair-ah”? If y’all can’t say which one’s an errah, Then you can’t be trusted. I’m truly disgusted By amorphous, non-firma terra.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2021, 5:53 PM
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As DJ continues to suck Cause the Offense is not worth a F Will Dabos excuse Be to praise Syracuse Or just chalk it all up to bad luck?
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2021, 6:11 PM
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Your question, for all of its gumption - It reeks of despair and presumption. Does what the Vols did In Saturday’s bid Feel kinda like elephant humption?
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Dogs bark, ducks quack. Syracuse win? You must be on crack!
Oct 15, 2021, 6:52 PM
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