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Coot Week Joke-a-palooza! Let's go!
Nov 24, 2019, 6:10 PM
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What do you say to a Carolina player in a suit and tie?
Will the defendant please rise.
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Re: Coot Week Joke-a-palooza! Let's go!
Nov 24, 2019, 6:13 PM
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All gas
No brakes
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Definitely too soon...........***
Nov 24, 2019, 10:11 PM
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Re: Coot Week Joke-a-palooza! Let's go!
Nov 24, 2019, 6:48 PM
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Four college alums were mountain climbing together: a Carolina grad, a Georgia grad, a Clemson grad, and a Notre Dame grad. As they were climbing, they began to argue about who was the most loyal fan of all their alma maters. The higher they climbed, the more they argued about being the most loyal fan. When they reached the peak, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself over the side of the mountain yelling, "This is for the Fighting Irish." Not wanting to be outdone, the Georgia fan jumped over the edge proclaiming, "This is for the Bulldogs!" Seeing this, the Clemson grad stepped up to the edge and shouted, "This is for the Tigers," and pushed the Gamecock off the mountain.
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Re: Coot Week Joke-a-palooza! Let's go!
Nov 24, 2019, 6:55 PM
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How do you keep South Carolina Gamecocks out of your yard? Put up goal posts.
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Re: Coot Week Joke-a-palooza! Let's go!
Nov 24, 2019, 6:54 PM
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gamecock football
Nov 24, 2019, 6:59 PM
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Joke done.
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The toothbrush was invented at UofSuC
Nov 24, 2019, 7:00 PM
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if it was invented anywhere else they would have called it a teethbrush
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George Rogers
Nov 24, 2019, 7:19 PM
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George won a Heisman but never scored on Clemsoan. Getting ready for the draft and the commensurate publicity rounds, George bought himself some fine Italian silk cloth and was looking to have some custom suits made. He stopped in at a Columbia tailor who told George he could make him four suits from the cloth he had purchased. While on a trip in Atlanta the next week, he found a tailor there who could make him five suits from the beautiful cloth. On the way home, he stopped in at a Clemson tailor who said he could make George 17 suits. George exclaimed, "Wow! How can you make me so many more suits?" "Well George," replied the tailor, "You ain't a very big man around here."
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Re: Coot Week Joke-a-palooza! Let's go!
Nov 24, 2019, 9:09 PM
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A few guys were hanging out at a networking event in Greenville. College football came up and the chest puffing and jokes ensued.
One gentleman, a Clemson alumnus, said, “I’ve got a great Lamecock joke!”
A portly fella chimed in and said, “I have to tell you something before you tell that joke, friend. I played Offensive Line for the Gamecocks.” Pointing to his right, “This guy played DB.” Then pointing to the table beside them, “And he played linebacker. Are you sure you still wanna tell that joke?”
The Clemson alumnus replies, “Well, not if I’m going to have to explain it three time...”
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Re: Coot Week Joke-a-palooza! Let's go!
Nov 24, 2019, 9:30 PM
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What’s the difference between a USuC graduate and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family
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Re: Coot Week Joke-a-palooza! Let's go!
Nov 24, 2019, 10:09 PM
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Two guys are sitting at a bar and begin talking. After conversing for a bit, one guy says to the other, "I'll bet you're a Gamecock grad." The fellow says, "Why, yes I am! How did you know? My intelligence? My wit? My good looks?" The first guy says, "No, I saw your ring when you were picking your nose."
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