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Coot in backyard

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Posted: Mar 27, 2021, 9:26 AM
 

Neighbor has Coot stuck in backyard. Any advice?

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Re: Coot in backyard

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Posted: Mar 27, 2021, 9:39 AM
 

Assign it jersey #1

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Posted: Mar 27, 2021, 9:42 AM
 

Should be jersey #1 not #i

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Posted: Mar 27, 2021, 10:03 AM
 

For a moment, I thought you were referring to a chicken from cola, and I was uninterested in offering assistance. Since it’s really a coot, maybe there is a specialist with DNR or a university with veterinary professors who could help.

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Call Muschump, he may have left it!***

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Posted: Mar 27, 2021, 11:58 AM
 



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Posted: Mar 27, 2021, 12:25 PM
 

What you should do is get all of the #### fans you know and bring them to your house then put it on a stump and chop it's head off.

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Posted: Mar 28, 2021, 4:13 PM
 

Wait until football season...it will disappear....

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Posted: Mar 28, 2021, 4:20 PM
 

Put it behind the shower curtain with the other coot mascot in Willy B.

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You misspelled "hermaphroditic parrot."***


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Re: Coot in backyard

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Posted: Mar 28, 2021, 4:25 PM
 

Give it a Fifth place ring, it’ll think it won something!

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Posted: Mar 28, 2021, 6:24 PM
 

I’m very sorry to tell you this......but your property value just dropped 65%.

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Open the gate and set a beer outside it. Problem solved. It

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Posted: Mar 28, 2021, 6:50 PM
 

will be in Five Points before sundown.

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Re: Coot in backyard

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Posted: Mar 29, 2021, 2:35 PM
 



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Tell him to catch a white shark and let it loose in his


Posted: Mar 29, 2021, 7:47 PM
 

Back yard. It will take care of that coot.

If your dog attacks something you will get sued.

No 1 blames great white sharks for anything.

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Posted: Mar 30, 2021, 11:21 AM
 

Ground swat it with 3" #4s, problem solved.

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Posted: Mar 30, 2021, 12:33 PM
 

Whatever you do, don't let the dog near it.

If they fight 10 times, the dog will win 9 but then the coot will never ever shut up about the 1 time it beat the dog and you will have to hear coot noises 24/7.

Inserting a live tiger into the mix should take care of your coot problem.

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