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A coot friend of mine said we almost went Clemson-ing again
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A coot friend of mine said we almost went Clemson-ing again


Sep 16, 2016, 12:38 PM

against Troy and it will happen soon.

I said call me back when you can score some points in a 1st half.

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Coot at work said we were going to go 8-4. I said maybe but


Sep 16, 2016, 12:44 PM

you're about to go 4-8. Then I murdered his grandmother's service dog. You shoulda seen the look on his face.

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Re: Coot at work said we were going to go 8-4. I said maybe but


Sep 16, 2016, 12:45 PM

Oh, yeah, you think that's something? A Coot from work was talking crap about Clemson-ing. When I went on my lunch break, I went to his house and had my way with his wife and punch his kid in the mouth. I then burned his house down with them still inside.

You should seen his expression when I told him.

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Must have been a big house


Sep 16, 2016, 12:51 PM

You burned it down on 2 different boards.

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And last week too***


Sep 16, 2016, 2:59 PM



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A coot where I work


Sep 16, 2016, 1:03 PM [ in reply to Coot at work said we were going to go 8-4. I said maybe but ]

came by just as I was leaving for the weekend and said "empty that trash for you Mr. Tig?". I just nodded and left.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK OF DESPERATE HOPELESSNESS ON HIS FACE.

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O.M.G. a coot I work with came by yesterday and said


Sep 16, 2016, 2:50 PM

I'll suck your #### for $100 but I had to pass cause I don't carry small bills.

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Re: O.M.G. a coot I work with came by yesterday and said


Sep 16, 2016, 3:00 PM

so you only carry a small #####

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AWWW SHEEYATT BOYEE THAS WHAT I"M TALKIN 'BOUT!***


Sep 16, 2016, 12:50 PM



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You have coot friends? Coot.***


Sep 16, 2016, 2:48 PM



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#ACCFTS


saw his mascot leaving town***


Sep 16, 2016, 2:59 PM



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I ran into a coot at the grocery store and he said


Sep 16, 2016, 3:05 PM

"Nice hat. Are you going deer hunting?" I smiled sheepishly and paid for the condoms and twinkies that I came for.

Since I didn't know which car was his, I slashed the tires of every car in the parking lot until I was arrested by the police. You should have seen the look on his face. I couldn't see it since I was on the ground.

I took a dump in the back of the police car and sat in it the whole ride to the station. It was pretty awesome.

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Does his beak point in the other direction, now?


Sep 17, 2016, 9:02 AM

Through the back of his neck? Let me know, I will be glad to help.

-Doc

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I've been wrong two times, but this isn't one of them.


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