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Legend [18663]
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Friday Joke
Oct 26, 2012, 10:48 AM
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One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to
the first room. In it were Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.
Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over
he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in Hell.
"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer,
and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed,
his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,
"Yeah man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said...........
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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CU Guru [1446]
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awesome joke,I'm rotflmao......NOT
Oct 26, 2012, 10:57 AM
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Ssmhome of you guys refuse to use the political boards.
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Orange Blooded [4754]
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Lighten up Francis******
Oct 26, 2012, 11:04 AM
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Re: awesome joke,I'm rotflmao......NOT
Oct 26, 2012, 12:10 PM
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I'm pretty sure a joke where every person presented in Hell is a Democrat would qualify as a political joke.
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Re: Friday Joke
Oct 26, 2012, 11:26 AM
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Cool! Is there a connection with Clemson football here that I didn't see? You aren't implying that we suck I hope!!! GO TIGERS.
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Orange Blooded [4367]
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So.... black people can't swim is all I got***
Oct 26, 2012, 11:35 AM
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Re: So.... black people can't swim is all I got***
Oct 26, 2012, 11:46 AM
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but but but.....obama isnt black.
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Substitiute Spurrier for Obama, afterall
Oct 26, 2012, 11:56 AM
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Spurrier loves his '#####.
and then it will no longer be a political joke and everyone on this board will enjoy it. Right?!
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Re: Substitiute Spurrier for Obama, afterall
Oct 26, 2012, 12:07 PM
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Won't work... He made it very clear last week during interviews that Florida is what he truly loves. His would be having to throw his visor and pick it up repeatedly with the most tangled headset cord ever getting in his way. Also in the room would be a video playing a loop of every interception his quarterbacks ever threw.
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Re: Friday Joke..... argonaut1992.***
Oct 26, 2012, 12:02 PM
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