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Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 3, 2022, 7:16 AM
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With boating season just around the corner, I spoiled myself yesterday with a 150 minute full body manscaping treatment at the barber shop while the place next door did my taxes. If you’ve ever been, you know that it’s pretty easy to get a little tipsy on their IPA’s as Toby goes to town plucking every last hair out of your nether regions.
Anyhoo, one beer leads to another and my buddy Wayne who was with me came up with the idea of flying an aerial letter banner over Memorial Stadium during a game this year. Next thing I know, I’m on the phone with a company that does that sort of thing and whipped out my debit card to pay a deposit. There is no turning back now!
We were pretty drunk, so we said we wanted the sign to read “FRANK BEAMER WISHES HE PULLED OUT” but that doesn’t sound like a good idea now that I’m partially sobered up.
The funniest part is that depending on how an upcoming court appearance goes, I may not even be available to attend the game. Ain’t that a kick in the jimmies, lol. Maybe I should just just assume the worst and go with “FREE FASTCHAD”. I might get a partial refund since it’s so short!
I’m open to suggestions on what to fly, so let me know if you have any good ideas.
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 3, 2022, 7:35 AM
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I think you're still tipsy.
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 3, 2022, 9:26 AM
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Thursday mornings are always a little rough. Wednesday night is $2 Miller Lites and $3 House Tequilas at Tsunami. I normally start to sober up just before my standing 11:00 AM Thursday massage,
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 3, 2022, 10:02 AM
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Hopefully you, Wayne and Toby are all fully vaxed and boosted. For the NC state game I’d go with
DINO BABERS IS A JIVE TURKEY
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 3, 2022, 10:49 AM
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Wayne is vaccinated because he’s old and he needed it to get in the door at a Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute band concert in Myrtle Beach a few months ago. That man will let you inject just about anything in his body if it means he can hold up his lighter during a live performance of Free Bird.
Toby, I can assure you, is not. He spent the entire back waxing portion of my manscaping session talking about conspiracy theories involving the vaccines and the Portuguese army.
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 3, 2022, 11:38 AM
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Thank you for the serious response. Jamie, the gentleman who does my Brazilian waxes is a conspiracy nut as well. He was telling me about how NASA is run by nazis and how the Chinese are making humanoids with pig dna. I wonder if they know each other. If not, we should match them up.
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 3, 2022, 6:26 PM
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Ya, it’s the same guy. I was trying to protect Jamie by giving him the alias of Toby. There are a lot of Branch Covidians out there and I didn’t want to hurt his business by using his real name.
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 3, 2022, 7:15 PM
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That was mighty white of you. Thank you for your service.
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 3, 2022, 12:05 PM
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FREE CU BASKETBALL!
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 3, 2022, 1:30 PM
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You think “FIRE BROWNWELL” would be too direct?
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 4, 2022, 8:58 PM
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remember.you never want to offend or scare anyone.firing might be too threatening.kinda like when you mark student's papers and tests with red ink.also very similar to changing jr. high school to middle school.
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 5, 2022, 6:53 AM
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You think “FIRE BROWNWELL” would be too direct?
Will it work inside Littlejohn?
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Re: Aerial Letter Banner for NC St Game
Mar 5, 2022, 6:51 AM
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Love to needle NCSU coach: "Hey Dorean, CU has a satellite watching your every move."
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