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All-TigerNet [13888]
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8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children
Mar 6, 2013, 12:47 PM
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Ok you bow tie wearing, seer sucker loving, half time leaving, haircut needing, candy-assed bunch of Woo Hooers,
THIS is going to be old school. The whole campus will smell of stale beer and charcoal. Leave the kids at home. Give your wife a wad of Red Man if she insists on coming. Let those beautiful sundresses tailgate...but send them home before the game.
This will be old fashioned, orange crush football.
I propose that you turn off the AC in your car. Ride with the windows down like you did back in the day. Grow a full Mike Ditka mustache in the weeks leading up to the game.
Dont shower and forget your deodorant. This needs to be raw. Forget your fancy khakis with little paws on them. You put on jeans! I know it's hot....so #### what???? Be hot. Get irritable.
Listen to the 1981 game as called by Jim Phillips. Give your 13 year old son a feathered butt cut hair style on game day.
Then you get in the oldest car you can find and you put 7 people in it. If you've got a 1977 Oldsmobile station wagon....bring it.
You come early, you leave late. You ignore all this modern girly mandscaping mindsight of being kind and sweet.
Dont brush your teeth! Wake up, shotgun a PBR, and tackle your dog.
We're going to knock the Earth off its axis on August 31. I'm expecting you to make a time warp of it. When it's over, you go home, put on a Earth, Wind, and Fire album...open a bottle of Reuniti...and get down with the Mrs.
Game on!
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Orange Blooded [2929]
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Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children
Mar 6, 2013, 12:49 PM
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It's a little early in the day to be drinking, but I like where your heads at 
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Rooter [228]
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D@mn i wish
Mar 6, 2013, 12:54 PM
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i had a time machine.
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Orange Blooded [2519]
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Orange overalls > jeans.***
Mar 7, 2013, 7:18 PM
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Re: Orange overalls > jeans.***
Mar 7, 2013, 8:14 PM
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I like the orange overalls
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CU Guru [1997]
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Now I honestly can't wait to wake up on Aug 31,
Mar 6, 2013, 12:54 PM
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shotgun a beer and tackle my dog!!!
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CU Guru [1788]
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Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children
Mar 6, 2013, 12:59 PM
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Excellent post, I hope our fans are hungry and rabid on August 31st (plus the deodorant though) !!!
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CU Guru [1838]
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the good ol days***
Mar 6, 2013, 1:01 PM
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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This shirt is acceptable
Mar 6, 2013, 1:02 PM
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Tiger Paw must be on the other side of it.
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Orange Blooded [2253]
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Oh yeah the "PONYS" !! *****
Mar 6, 2013, 3:32 PM
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CU Medallion [60205]
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and rehearse the following cheers
Mar 6, 2013, 1:13 PM
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"Red Shirts.......Silver Britches
Go to H*ll You Sons of B*tches"
also (sung to the tune of their fight song)....
"To H*ll, to H*ll, to H*ll with Georgia,
To H*ll, to H*ll, to H*ll with Georgia
To H*ll, to H*ll, to H*ll with Georgia
The Cesspool of the South"
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Orange Blooded [4712]
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Re: and rehearse the following cheers
Mar 6, 2013, 1:53 PM
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And...
Georgia... Georgia...
Georgia Wontcha Bite My ###!
(right in the middle...)
Oh Wontcha Bite My ###!
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All-In [49613]
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And if you've still got one of these....
Mar 6, 2013, 1:15 PM
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WEAR IT!
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110%er [6858]
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post of the week!***
Mar 6, 2013, 1:18 PM
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CU Medallion [53159]
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CAN ONLY LIKE ONCE AND DISAPPOINTED!!!!!
Mar 6, 2013, 1:28 PM
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POTY
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Orange Blooded [2013]
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MERICA!!***
Mar 6, 2013, 1:34 PM
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All-TigerNet [11244]
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Dang son!
Mar 6, 2013, 2:04 PM
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It's just March. Don't peak too early!
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Orange Blooded [3821]
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I regret I have only one point to give***
Mar 6, 2013, 2:09 PM
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110%er [6858]
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What D-Bag TD'd this?!***
Mar 6, 2013, 2:33 PM
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Re: What D-Bag TD'd this?!***
Mar 6, 2013, 2:50 PM
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A one toothed, bird brain donor coot.
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Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children
Mar 6, 2013, 3:13 PM
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And after we've finished kickin' the Bull Dog's butts, everyone meet in TTT to sing "Georgia, Georgia, Georgia won't you bite my a**. Just like we did in 1981!
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Oculus Spirit [97672]
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Amen brother. 1987 here we come again.
Mar 6, 2013, 3:20 PM
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That was a classic game in my memory. We had the honor of sitting 5 rows above the visitor section, back when they were near where the band is now.
Drunks galore. Yelling, cussing, spitting, mini-bottles flying, fights. I admit games have gotten tame. Section M used to be more rowdy than the student section is now for most games.
Good call on leaving the women and children. They don't need to see this.
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All-In [26326]
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If I hear a woo hoo, or see a bow tie I will punch you in
Mar 6, 2013, 3:26 PM
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ovaries. Right in the baby maker.
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Legend [19576]
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^^deserves just as many TU's as the OP***
Mar 6, 2013, 3:49 PM
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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All-In [30804]
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Your point total is all 7's. I'm conflicted!!***
Mar 6, 2013, 8:24 PM
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Orange Blooded [3677]
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I prefer to remain respectable, khakis (maybe shorts )
Mar 6, 2013, 8:58 PM
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and a clemson polo, have not decided on white, orange or purple as of yet. and Docksiders with no socks of course.
I could divert to 1980's overalls at any minute though.
Wine and cheese will be the fare at my tailgate.
No need to wallow with the Dawgs.
And those sundresses ? Man that is half the joy of a trip to the Valley !
GO TIGERS, whip them Dawgs !
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All-TigerNet [10343]
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You have got to be kidding after that post
Mar 7, 2013, 10:08 AM
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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Re: I suggest you
Mar 7, 2013, 11:10 AM
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They still sell PBR????? da-yam!
Is it okay if I bring the BENZ???? I'll put a Tiger Paw on it.
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Orange Blooded [2191]
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Yeah, it is referred to as trying real hard to be cool.***
Mar 8, 2013, 12:39 PM
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110%er [6208]
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Bump
Mar 9, 2013, 12:38 AM
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How do I go about transferring all of my points to you?
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Oculus Spirit [93608]
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What's wrong with you people?
Mar 7, 2013, 10:13 AM
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That's every day here on Dayton Mountain.
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CU Guru [1788]
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Re: I prefer to remain respectable, khakis (maybe shorts )
Mar 7, 2013, 11:19 AM
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You must be one those guys who sits down the whole game and complains about others cheering loudly!!! Please STAY HOME!!!!!!
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Orange Blooded [2772]
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Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children
Mar 7, 2013, 7:34 PM
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To the OP:
Dude! Awesome post!!
This game....against the mutts, needs to usher in the new style of OLD SCHOOL, in the trenches, Smash mouth, hard hitting, take no prisoners, If yo momma likes the other team...dont hug her, guzzle a beer, tailgate all day, gettin dirty, in your face...FOOTBALL!!
To be precise: CLEMSON needs to open up that big ole fashioned CAN OF WHOOP A$$.....and handle business!!
GA FANS.....do NOT COME to death Valley expecting an "ACC" foe, because you are in CLEMSON country!!!
Tweet THAT!!!
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Legend [19808]
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I am a Wimmins and I ain't scairt of no dawgs.
Mar 7, 2013, 7:34 PM
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I'll be there!! And I'll probably not be acting very wimmins-like for this game  Rip 'em up Tigers! Murder them Dawgs!!!!!
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Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children
Mar 7, 2013, 7:40 PM
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man, you have me thinking of finding tickets. seriously, primetime against uga for an opener. will be an awesome atmosphere. ours will be pretty pumped too but i am envious.
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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I have considered your post. Since you are a coot
Mar 8, 2013, 8:42 AM
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I must say
DIAF
Die In A Fire
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Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children
Mar 7, 2013, 8:00 PM
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This has to be the best post ive ever seen, I was just a kid int he 80s but I remember my dad getting pumped for the Clemson vs UGA game, I will be there in my jeans and about bent and I will think of this post and raise some hell, Dear clemson PD and CU PD leave us the hell alone on this day!!!!!! GO TIGERS
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Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children
Mar 7, 2013, 8:00 PM
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And yes mark this will be a great atmosphere to be apart of no matter who ya pull for..
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Orange Blooded [2474]
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Quite possibly the greatest post I've ever seen***
Mar 8, 2013, 1:02 AM
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Re: 8pm UGA vs. Clemson: Hide the Women and Children
Mar 9, 2013, 12:42 AM
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Awesome post lol.
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All-TigerNet [11489]
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"I'm moan do it!!!!"***
Mar 9, 2013, 2:31 AM
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Re: Now I honestly can't wait to wake up on Aug 31,
Mar 9, 2013, 5:53 AM
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August 31,.......very important day. The nation will be put on notice that night. Go TIGERS
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Sammy's new position
Mar 9, 2013, 5:58 AM
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Will this move help, with Sammy playing the 9 man now?
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Orange Blooded [4787]
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good move,imo.
Mar 9, 2013, 6:19 AM
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it should give sammy more space to operate.
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Athletic Dir [864]
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Hahaha
Mar 9, 2013, 7:29 AM
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Love it and the cheer suggestions...great!
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Legend [17754]
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Hemmingway would be proud of your closing line
Mar 9, 2013, 8:25 AM
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"When it's over, you go home, put on a Earth, Wind, and Fire album...open a bottle of Reuniti...and get down with the Mrs."
Probably the best single sentence I've ever read in TNet. On second thought it is the Best sentence ever constructed on TNet.
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