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Pulled one over on Sarahadidas this morning.
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Pulled one over on Sarahadidas this morning.


Aug 13, 2020, 9:20 AM

So her family has been working the crap out of me recently...

REDOING THE WATER DAMAGED FLOOR, AND SUBFLOORING IN HER BROTHER BATHROOM.
INSTALLING SHOWER HANDLE FOR HER GRANDMA
REWIRING AN ELECTRIC RECLINER FOR HER GRANDMA
REPAIRING AND REINSTALLING A KITCHEN FAN FOR HER PARENTS (DEAD MOUSE JAMMED IN THE FAN... EWWW)
REPAIRING A GENERATOR FOR HER PARENTS
INSTALLING LINOLEUM FOR HER BROTHER
LEAKING SHOWER FAUCET FOR HER GRANDMA


This is all in the past few weeks. They use me like a freaking handyman and I'm getting a little tired of it. I have my own POS house than I need to work on.

Soooo, her dad asked me yesterday if I could run up to Home Depot and with my truck and grab some drywall for him because he is having some Hondurans redo the ceiling in his kitchen (because I finally said "no" to them.

I told him sure, but that I wouldn't be able to do it for a few days and he should ask his daughter since she is off work today.

Wife calls me today.... "my dad wants me to grab some drywall for him. Is your truck cleaned out?"

lulz...

"nope. There's a 12' ladder in the back, an old toilet, a disassembled generator, 200lbs of cobbed deer corn, a bunch of gravel, and a few shovels"

So she's out there cleaning the back of my truck out to go pick up her dad's drywall. Also the AC doesn't work in the truck and the passenger window doesn't roll up.

After she cleaned out my truck, I told her that her dad could have probably rented a truck and picked the crap up himself for $25.

hehe

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I have a comfy couch up here


Aug 13, 2020, 9:24 AM

Assuming you can see to drive after she slaps that eye.


Oh, and according to metiger’s post it’s only $19.95

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Man, you have that problem too?


Aug 13, 2020, 9:24 AM

We seem to be running a global deficit of people who know how to do basic sh##, and I can’t tell if they’re truly ignorant, or if it’s a cunning ruse to get people like us to just do it for them.

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It's a complicated situation...


Aug 13, 2020, 9:38 AM

Her parents watch my kids during the day while they work from home 2-3 days a week. We don't pay them for it... so we sorta owe them.

Her grandma is like 90 years old, BUT she has a son, SIL, and a grandson who all live within 20 minutes of her.... I'm 1000000x more handy than they are, but still... some of these chores are pretty basic.

Her brother is the one that really really irks me. He's like 29 years old, has been working from home for months, so has enough free time to do anything himself. This damage was covered under insurance, but he wants to do the job cheap and pocket the extra money. Wife and her parents guilt tripped me because he has a new baby that was born with crazy heart issues and whatnot. I've talked bout that baby before. She's doing quite well now, btw. He's just a lazy POS that lays around and plays video games 24/7. I agreed to do it as a favor to my FIL for them watching the kids all of the time.

Plus my own dad is always trying to get me to do stuff for him. I just started flat out telling him "no" occasionally. "NO, I'm not rebuilding the engine on a $300 generator." No, I'm not troubleshooting your 30 year old washing machine... etc."

Then the other day, my step dad dropped off a pressure washer and asked me to take a look.... It probably just needs to have the carb cleaned, but a brand new carb is only $5. He's retired... he should can handle that crap himself.

I have two young kids at home and a lazy azzz wife. I work 55 hours a week, am trying to build a cabin in the woods, get ready for deer season, get my drink-on, and cut 3 hours worth of grass a week. People have no damnnn respect for or value for MY time.

I'm gonna eventually lash out and show my redneckass infront of all these people and it ain't gonna be pretty.


Man I need a drink.

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Man that post got long and really devolved towards the end


Aug 13, 2020, 9:39 AM

thanks for letting me vent.

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Hey, that is what we are here for. Don't forget, you need


Aug 13, 2020, 9:48 AM

to pencil in time for the occasional sportfucking of the wife.

PRIORITIES!

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Same situation. It's almost like we are eskimo brothers


Aug 13, 2020, 10:27 AM [ in reply to It's a complicated situation... ]

except I'm catching it on both sides. One side I don't mind as much. The other side is rough.

My grandmother keeps my kids. Usually we pay her $10 per kid per day She's retired and the only income other than SS she gets is keeping kids. Well lately I have been cutting her grass which takes a good hour wide open on a zero turn, 3 hours on her lawnmower and fixing odd and end stuff around the house.

Problem with that is, her other daughter, my aunt, and her 17 year old son live 2 miles from her house. Can't get them to go out there and do ####. Luckily I don't have much to do these days so it's not a problem. But little ol granny is so sweet, she gave me her lawnmower to keep at my house since mine broke and demanded that she pay for that new dishwasher. She wrote the check but I"m not cashing it.



Now on the other side is a COMPLETELY different story. SIL calls me all the time to fix this or fix that or feed the dogs or whatever. I don't mind helping some especially since her husband died 3 years ago yesterday in a hunting accident. BUT, she has a brother and father that are both way more capable than I am at fixing stuff since both have worked construction most of their lives. But I"m the one that gets called because she has been such a ##### to both of them they refuse to help her anymore. She tried that #### with me and I left too. She quickly changed her tune because without me she wouldn't get ANYTHING done around that house. Partly because she doesn't know how and the other part is because she's the laziest POS I've ever met. Even when her husband was alive.


Anyways.

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I like your funny words magic man


I'm slowly starting to think that at least half of the ####


Aug 13, 2020, 10:32 AM

you post is true.

It's like reading the diary of a broke redneck that lives in a trailer on a dirt road in rural America.

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If you had snapchat you'd know***


Aug 13, 2020, 10:33 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Accurate post is true***


Aug 13, 2020, 10:36 AM



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And trust me, you don't want pigs of SIL


Aug 13, 2020, 10:35 AM [ in reply to Same situation. It's almost like we are eskimo brothers ]

Imagine a woman that looks like red but has the dog's body

clemsonrulez08®

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I like your funny words magic man


So shes hot


Aug 13, 2020, 2:25 PM

But has a dogs body?

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Not bad face


Aug 13, 2020, 3:42 PM

but overly THICC

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I like your funny words magic man


Re: It's a complicated situation...


Aug 13, 2020, 10:40 AM [ in reply to It's a complicated situation... ]

don't forget you need time for TNet.

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I think the deficit is real.


Aug 13, 2020, 9:41 AM [ in reply to Man, you have that problem too? ]

I mean you'd think with my dad being a journeyman electrician that I'd have picked a little bit of that up, but nah.

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Yep, my son is smart AF but has zero desire to learn


Aug 13, 2020, 9:44 AM

Any skillz from me, and zero curiosity about how things work. I can’t wrap my head around it.

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My 16 year old is pretty interested in learning to fix thing


Aug 13, 2020, 9:53 AM

He's got some buddies that work on their own vehicles so he gets encouragement from more than just me.

My daughters and youngest son haven't lived with me their whole life but they are pretty much useless and look at me like I'm crazy when I try to show them how to do something. The oldest considers herself a bit of a feminist and would be outraged at how the mechanic puts stuff over on her when she gets her car worked on but she doesn't know enough to know she's being ripped off so she gets mad at me when I tell her she's not allowed to approve any work or pay for anything they tell her she needs without calling me first.

My goal is to make sure my 2 year old is both interested and able to at least talk to a service tech about what she thinks is wrong.

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The older I get, the more I realize


Aug 13, 2020, 9:45 AM [ in reply to Man, you have that problem too? ]

Ignorance is bliss. It's the second one.

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I think it's the giant push to get people into college that


Aug 13, 2020, 10:33 AM [ in reply to Man, you have that problem too? ]

we're losing a lot of trade skills.

I absolutely suck at mechanic skills even though I have a good grasp of mechanical systems.

That said, I will do electrical work, but I know that I am slow AF, don't know any secrets to make things go faster, but at least I know it will be to code and work when I'm done.

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


So, unlike FBCoach ?


Aug 13, 2020, 10:35 AM

because, FBCoachSC®

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i know i just needed to update kitchen outlets to


Aug 13, 2020, 2:35 PM [ in reply to Man, you have that problem too? ]

ground fault to meet inspection to sell slum lord house
now all cabinets are down floor torn up

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Face it....


Aug 13, 2020, 9:29 AM

Yur a SLAVE!

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Maybe you should take a few plays our of FBCoach's book.


Aug 13, 2020, 9:37 AM

Eventually they'll stop asking.

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Two things: one her brother ? Does he not have any 'nads ?


Aug 13, 2020, 9:39 AM

there's no way I'd let another man come over and redo my floor.

Two: everyone has to have a "junk truck" it's written into the Constitution for a reason

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Shhhhh, I want a truck and sharkgirl


Aug 13, 2020, 9:43 AM

keeps saying, "Well look at that one," when all it is good for is a junk truck. I need my prom truck first.

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you're a little old for prom, me thinks.***


Aug 13, 2020, 9:50 AM



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So, what would you call the fancy truck for


Aug 13, 2020, 9:57 AM

somebody who is middle aged crazy and trying to prove he still can?

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Prom truck works. We'll stick with that.***


Aug 13, 2020, 9:58 AM



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Prom truck....probably the funniest thing I've heard in a


Aug 13, 2020, 10:37 AM [ in reply to Shhhhh, I want a truck and sharkgirl ]

while

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This guy.... I don't know where to start with him.


Aug 13, 2020, 9:50 AM [ in reply to Two things: one her brother ? Does he not have any 'nads ? ]

First of all, he's like seven feet tall... but never played any sports other than B team football.

He has some liberal arts degree in acting or musical theater or some such BS.

Used to date dime pieces, but married this old Debbie Downer looking vegan hag a few years ago. Basically he just refused to come home one day, moved back home with his parents and texted the wife that he wanted a divorce. (That one was pretty funny actually, because that chick was a C*nt)

Remarried, had baby - and the baby has had some serious issues. She was at MUSC for her first 5 months. She's doing great now, though. So that is awesome.

Wife had to quit work to be home with the baby and I'm pretty sure my inlaws are paying his mortgage... because he probalby makes like $30k/year. However, he has shelves full of high dollar colectible Pokimons and movie props and and every gaming system under the sun and 4K tvs in every room... but poor him, he can't pay his mortgage or fix his own bathroom floor.

The maddest I've ever been was when the baby had an episode a few months back. We all thought she was dying. We were up at the E/R and they medivac'd her to to MUSC. Brother in law and Sister in law jumped in their car to follow the helicopter and head to MUSC. Wife and I ran home to get some supplies for them. He made a huge deal out of us getting his Nintendo Switch and all of the games and chargers and whatnot.... Are you kidding me????? Your a grownazzz man with a critically sick baby and all you are concerned about is your Nintendo Switch? I wanted to knock his teeth out.

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HAAAAAAA, I won't thread jack, but I know those feels


Aug 13, 2020, 11:27 AM

I got into a physical altercation with my sisters worthless ### fiancé 3 weeks ago. ###### has a Clemson degree and hasn't worked in over a year, says he can't because it might affect his sobriety. GUESS WHAT MOTHER ######, SMOKING WEED ALL DAY INSTEAD OF DOWNING VODKA DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE SOBER!!!!

The day of my moms funeral he pitched a temper tantrum because "it was too early on a Saturday". He would steal everyones beer and hoard it in different places, and upon being caught would act like we were ####### crazy. Like full on, "what are you talking about, I have no idea w tf you guys are even saying"

You'll beat this guys ### eventually, I bet.

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Aug 13, 2020, 2:37 PM



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Thought this was going to be one of those stories where you


Aug 13, 2020, 9:51 AM

promised you'd put a condom on before you went ATM so she wouldn't have to taste her own poopoo, but never actually did.

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Subscribe to my Fansonly page for that story.***


Aug 13, 2020, 9:52 AM



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Do you where one of those remote control deeldoughs that


Aug 13, 2020, 9:55 AM

vibrate every time someone tips you?

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subscribe to find out.***


Aug 13, 2020, 9:57 AM



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gah


Aug 13, 2020, 2:27 PM [ in reply to Do you where one of those remote control deeldoughs that ]

that noise is sooo jarring

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As jarring as "1 Dguar, 1 Jar"?***


Aug 13, 2020, 3:08 PM



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I sent up the Ryanadidas signal


Aug 13, 2020, 4:06 PM

and you answered

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" There's a 12' ladder in the back, an old toilet,


Aug 13, 2020, 9:54 AM

a disassembled generator, 200lbs of cobbed deer corn, a bunch of gravel, and a few shovels"

You and FBCoachSC® live on the same street, or across the divided highway from each other?

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No, we're miles apart physically, but


Aug 13, 2020, 9:57 AM

emotionally, spiritually, we're sharing the same duplex.

I'm just an older, smarter, less kinky, more successful version of him.

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"less kinky"


Aug 13, 2020, 10:31 AM

lulz

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I like your funny words magic man


Re: "less kinky"


Aug 13, 2020, 10:37 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM

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Wait, DGUAR knows about the "hook" ?


Aug 13, 2020, 10:40 AM

.


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bruh


Aug 13, 2020, 10:48 AM

you think yore the only juan with a spreadsheet?

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jk


Aug 13, 2020, 10:49 AM

you ORE the only juan with spreadsheet

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Well, she got the drywall delivered.


Aug 13, 2020, 10:18 AM

I forgot that I had cleaned a few catfish on the tailgate last weekend. So the drywall stinks to high heaven. *shrug* oh well. hehe

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Gutted fish and a used terlit in ur bed...


Aug 13, 2020, 10:32 AM

You're really challenging Facebookcooch for lunge's biggest redneck/poor.

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I think I can win this.


Aug 13, 2020, 10:38 AM

The toilet tank is full of empty Natty Light cans.

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I have never wanted a post to be more true


Aug 13, 2020, 10:38 AM

than this one

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and probably some blood


Aug 13, 2020, 10:41 AM [ in reply to I think I can win this. ]

passing those couldn't have been easy

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I can vouch of ryan's rednecknedness


Aug 13, 2020, 10:38 AM [ in reply to Gutted fish and a used terlit in ur bed... ]

BUT, ol' boy is not a poor, he just forgets to put gas in his car from time to time

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He's the Thomas Ravenel of central SC***


Aug 13, 2020, 10:40 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Well I DO have a bridge named after me.


Aug 13, 2020, 10:42 AM

So there's that.

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