Preseason: Man I’m worried about the defense, Muse isn’t that good, we lose a lot of push on that line, Does Simmons have what it takes, he’s been kinda off. Offense is amaze balls, TL is going to make Payton Manning look like a girl, WRU baby!
Mid Season: Defense is Crushing it, Brent Venables for President! Muse is NFL Ready, shocked he came back this year and wasted time in College. Simmons could play 3 spots. What in the world is going on with Trevor? Sophomore Blues? Wide receivers can’t seem to catch a ball. LSU is going to kill us. God I don’t think I can put up with my UGA coworker if we are only winning by 30 points.
Post Season: Best Season Ever, I told you nay sayers we were world beaters and you didn’t listen. 4 Nattys, Time to add on another 30k seats to Memorial. Trevor Lawrence for Heisman! Gawd LSU is terrible. My co worker quit yesterday, he and his bulldog are living in a van down by the river!