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Original CHEEZ ITs
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Original CHEEZ ITs


Apr 21, 2021, 3:15 PM

Are the single greatest crunchy snack that have graced this earth. Don't even try me on this one.

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Say that to Red


Apr 21, 2021, 3:18 PM

And I would have a new step-kid.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Please to be explaining.


Apr 21, 2021, 3:20 PM

She loves them and would hump me for saying that?

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I thought that was super clear


Apr 21, 2021, 4:51 PM

Must have been lost in translation

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Chocolate covered pretzels say hello, but yes


Apr 21, 2021, 3:19 PM

they are muy bueno for sure.

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It is CHEEZ-IT. There is no "s" on the end.***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:19 PM



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I WAS REFERRING TO MORE THAN ONE CRACKER


Apr 21, 2021, 3:20 PM

YOU CRACKER.

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A single square is a Cheez-IT, the entire box viewed as a


Apr 21, 2021, 3:22 PM [ in reply to It is CHEEZ-IT. There is no "s" on the end.*** ]

collection are considered Cheez-IT's. I know you are not this dense.

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TAKE THAT RYANADIDAS.


Apr 21, 2021, 3:23 PM

NOW GO GET BACK ON YOUR TRACTOR AT THE HAWG FARM SON.

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GOT BURNT ON TNET NOW GO GET BURNT IN THE SUN BOI***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:27 PM



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YAYULL YEAH. DASS RIGHT DAWG. BOI TRYIN TO RUN WITH


Apr 21, 2021, 3:31 PM

THE BIG DOGS BUT HE CAN'T KEEP UP LOL.

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I don't think this is the case when you look at their


Apr 21, 2021, 3:24 PM [ in reply to A single square is a Cheez-IT, the entire box viewed as a ]

nearest competitor.



Someone in the Sunshine Marketing Department could use a lesson in subject verb agreement

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Didn't know this was going to get racist.***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:26 PM



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First things first here.


Apr 21, 2021, 3:29 PM [ in reply to I don't think this is the case when you look at their ]

Cheese nips are not even in the same category, thus they are not a competitor.

I mean, technically speaking....they're in the same category in the way that a Bentley and a unicycle would be. Both transportation. The comparisons end there though.

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It's a toasted piece of grain byproduct with some dehydrated


Apr 21, 2021, 3:31 PM

cheese mixed in.

FFS, TRDJ

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Thank you.


Apr 21, 2021, 3:32 PM [ in reply to I don't think this is the case when you look at their ]

Cheez-it Baked Snack Crackers


Cheeze Nips.





See the difference????


Nowhere does Sunshine refer to their crackers as "cheez-its".

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Re: Thank you.


Apr 21, 2021, 3:33 PM



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Fukka sunshine. They CHEEZ ITS. You go on being all


Apr 21, 2021, 3:34 PM [ in reply to Thank you. ]

proper if you want.

HEY HONEY WILL YOU BUY SOME CHEEZ IT AT THE STORE?
SON BRING DAD THE SUNSHINE ORIGINAL CHEEZ IT BAKED SNACK CRACKERS WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

3 dollar bill level kweer here.

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Dense?


Apr 21, 2021, 3:28 PM [ in reply to A single square is a Cheez-IT, the entire box viewed as a ]

Incorrect: Give me some cheez-its.

Correct: May I please have some Cheez-it.
Correct: May I please have some Cheez-it crackers.




I agree that the box is viewed as a collection... much like cereal. Would you ask for a bowl full of cereals? NO, not unless you're a complete bonehead. You would ask for a bowl of cereal.... or "some cereal"....

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May I please have some Cheez-IT sounds like the way


Apr 21, 2021, 7:14 AM

a Japanese person who has had very little exposure to the English language would say it.

Do you call a bag of apples 'Apple' like a child? "Mama can we have some black eyed pea tonight??" Unless he's talking about banging Fergie that's simply not the correct way to say things.

Cereal implies a collection of units, whatever that may be. A box of fruit loops cereal is compromised of individual froot loop.

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"Comprised of" is redundant because the


Apr 21, 2021, 3:39 PM

definition of "comprised" is "to be made up of" or "to be composed of".

So what you meant to say was "A box of fruit loops cereal is comprised of of individual froot loop"

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I just gave you a TD.


Apr 21, 2021, 3:42 PM

A non donor one, but a TD nonetheless.

You're grasping for straws while jacking off ryanadidas right now.

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I'll jack you off too if you keep talking ish***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:42 PM



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You ain't got hands strong enough to handle my ropes***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:46 PM



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Actually, in 1874 there was a date between Sir Walter Henry


Apr 21, 2021, 3:45 PM [ in reply to "Comprised of" is redundant because the ]

who co-founded one of the oldest bibliography of miriam webster dictionary and a very unheard of man named Benjamin Morris Hams who basically created the english language as we know it and they determined I am correct so GOOD DAY SIR

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Re: Actually, in 1874 there was a date between Sir Walter Henry


Apr 21, 2021, 3:46 PM

Language lives. It breaths. Get with the program old man

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That's why you millennials communicate with emojis like a


Apr 21, 2021, 3:47 PM

bunch of prehistoric savages.

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Re: That's why you millennials communicate with emojis like a


Apr 21, 2021, 3:52 PM

????

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LESSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:46 PM [ in reply to Actually, in 1874 there was a date between Sir Walter Henry ]



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sToP jAckInG OfF LakEbuM1!!!!!***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:47 PM



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A man that knows how to say cheez its is a man that knows


Apr 21, 2021, 3:49 PM

how to get his wiener in my hands.

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Let me take a shot at this:


Apr 21, 2021, 3:42 PM [ in reply to May I please have some Cheez-IT sounds like the way ]

There are multiple ways to describe the same things...

Singular: a single bag of apples.
Plural: apples in a bag.

Singular: a can of black eyed peas.
Plural: black eyed peas in a can.

Singular: a box of fruit loops.
Plural: fruit loops in a box.

Singular: a box of Cheez-it baked snack crackers.
Plural: Cheez-it baked snackers in a box.

I really lost my train of thought on this one, but I don't feel the need to argue food with someone who buys their apples by the bag.

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Answer this for me please


Apr 21, 2021, 3:45 PM

https://www.tigernet.com/clemson/forum/message/ok-riddle-me-this-then-webster-28873933


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Who says "Cheez-It baked crackers"?


Apr 21, 2021, 3:47 PM [ in reply to Let me take a shot at this: ]

"can I have some Cheez-It baked crackers?" LOL, no.

"hand me some Cheez-Its". Yes.

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Black eyed peas in a can? You serious?***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:55 PM [ in reply to Let me take a shot at this: ]



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I figured that the type of bum that eats bag apples


Apr 21, 2021, 4:03 PM

would also eat canned black eyed peas.

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Crunchy Cheetos you stupid #####.***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:23 PM



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Good sir, it's called Cheeto.


Apr 21, 2021, 3:24 PM

Kind regards,
Ryanadumbass

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*Cheetoe***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:32 PM



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Cheetoes***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:32 PM



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Only if Hot & Spicy


Apr 21, 2021, 3:23 PM

The others are bland and meh AF and designed for gringos who think mayonnaise is spicy.

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MMMMMM, beef and mayo nachos!***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:24 PM



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You wrong about this***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:26 PM [ in reply to Only if Hot & Spicy ]



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You were 100% right until they invented the


Apr 21, 2021, 3:29 PM

Extra Toasty Cheez-Its

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Nopesir. That stuff tastes burnt.***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:32 PM



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Your mole sauce tastes burnt***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:33 PM



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Easy buddy. You're close to crossing a line here.***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:39 PM



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Re: Nopesir. That stuff tastes burnt.***


Apr 21, 2021, 4:23 PM [ in reply to Nopesir. That stuff tastes burnt.*** ]

THATS THE POINT YOU IGNORANT SWINE

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Bro those bengalined foody photos never made me


Apr 21, 2021, 4:25 PM

think you would intentionally like something burnt. Never once. Now I know.

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Re: Bro those bengalined foody photos never made me


Apr 21, 2021, 4:38 PM

It's called the Maillard reaction

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Also, to shoot a hole in your original post....


Apr 21, 2021, 3:36 PM

Let's say for arguments sake that it is possible to pluralize Cheez-it. IF it were possible, it dang sure wouldn't be to simply add an "s" to the end.... I realize that english isn't your native tongue, but in english, when you want to make something plural, you add an “s” to the end of the word. Snack becomes snacks. Cracker becomes crackers. So on and so forth. The logic is sound to just add an “s” to the end of Cheez-It to make it plural. The problem is that “Its” is possessive. Cheez-It is the brand name. This makes the crackers belong to the brand. “Its” doesn’t indicate plurality. It only indicates possession. For example, "I took a handful of Cheez-Its". “Its” wouldn’t work because there is no word after it to show what belongs to Cheez-It. You’d have to say, I took a handful of Cheez-Its crackers. Which makes “Its” not the correct way to pluralize Cheez-It. But in that case, you're bestowing possession of the crackers to the Brand Cheez-It.

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Ok, riddle me this then, WEBSTER.


Apr 21, 2021, 3:41 PM

And BTW I ain't reading all that BS you posted. Just tell me one thing. Tell me you want me to go to the store and buy a box of these things we are discussing for you. How do you say it?

Here, I'll start:

Yo, TRDJ! Run to the store and get me ________________________ please.

Fill in the blank.

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A box of Cheeze-It crackers?***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:45 PM



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You wouldn't say grab me some cheez its?


Apr 21, 2021, 3:48 PM

My goodness. You need therapy. Disgusting.

Will you go get me a 2 liter plastic bottle of sprite made by the coca-cola company please?

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Lulz. I can see TRDJ asking his wife to grab him


Apr 21, 2021, 3:55 PM

a bottle of Sprites at the store.

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It happens sometimes.***


Apr 21, 2021, 3:58 PM



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I see your weak sauce food for pours and raise you


Apr 21, 2021, 3:37 PM

some real snack:

A Swiss Cake roll with a Slim Jim stuck down the middle of it and eaten like a mini hotdog.





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A: I love when you get two Cheez-Its stuck together.


Apr 21, 2021, 3:55 PM

There's always one or two of them per box. When I was a kid we called finding one "winning the lottery."

B: If you own a smoker, do dis...

https://slowpokecooking.com/smoked-cheez-its/


https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/comments/hnqx4j/smoked_cheezits/


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Dear God almighty***


Apr 21, 2021, 4:01 PM



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Greatest is usually defined by popular opinion or results


Apr 21, 2021, 3:55 PM

and that would put Cheez-its behind the following:

#1 - Ritz Crackers
#2 - Lays Classic Chips
#3 - Planters Nutz
#4 - Cool Ranch Doritos
#5 - Fritos
#6 - Triscuit
#7 - Tostitos
#8 - Cheetos

And Finally at #9 - Cheez-its

https://www.eatthis.com/most-popular-snack-foods-america/


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And here I thought you banged your sister.


Apr 21, 2021, 3:58 PM

Now I know it was your dad that banged HIS sister.

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Cheddar Jack way better than Original btw


Apr 21, 2021, 4:04 PM

but that's just like my opinion, man

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You throw buzzbaits in the middle of winter, don't ya?***


Apr 21, 2021, 4:05 PM



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In the winter? Not exactly


Apr 21, 2021, 4:09 PM

but I did win $800 on Dec 5th when I pulled in a 6 lb LM on a cavitron.

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Re: Greatest is usually defined by popular opinion or results


Apr 21, 2021, 4:29 PM [ in reply to Greatest is usually defined by popular opinion or results ]

Know how I know this list is godforsaken? Anyone who puts Triscuits above... dang I mean above anything, is just dead wrong.

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Re: Original CHEEZ ITs


Apr 21, 2021, 4:02 PM

I can't believe I read this entire thread. I don't know who I should curse the loudest, snack cracker fanatics or English majors.

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no kidding. And not ONE mention of


Apr 21, 2021, 4:08 PM

the all-time greatest of that particular type of baked cheese cracker.......



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"I love Gold-n-Cheeses"! - TRDJ***


Apr 21, 2021, 4:09 PM



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Mr. Lance was wise enough to pseudo-pluralize the name


Apr 21, 2021, 4:11 PM

to make everything confusing and fun.

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I'm pretty sure TRDJ would say "I LOVE GOLD-N-CHEES'S


Apr 21, 2021, 4:57 PM [ in reply to "I love Gold-n-Cheeses"! - TRDJ*** ]

right ?

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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


Man you could have just posted


Apr 21, 2021, 4:12 PM [ in reply to no kidding. And not ONE mention of ]

MY NAME IS SCOOTER AND I AM BROKE.

That would have kept me from having to read between the lines.

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what does that even mean? these are more expensive


Apr 21, 2021, 4:21 PM

per oz. than any of the others. Top shelf product, maybe twice as much. Because they only come in the little 6-pack single serve packs at the grocery store, not a big Costco family-hawg box.



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Scooter, they just simply LOOK poor.***


Apr 21, 2021, 4:22 PM



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I'll accept that, but don't be dissin' the Lance man


Apr 21, 2021, 4:26 PM

Lance is the high bar of snack machine fare.

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Man, mom gave me $0.50 each day when I went to her school


Apr 21, 2021, 4:23 PM [ in reply to what does that even mean? these are more expensive ]

after hours to get a pack of stop signs from the machine. I haven't had them in years, but I believe they were thinner and saltier and now I want some.

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yes, they are thinner. I think that's why I like them more.***


Apr 21, 2021, 4:27 PM



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That’s the marijuanas talking***


Apr 22, 2021, 6:29 AM [ in reply to Man, mom gave me $0.50 each day when I went to her school ]



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Agreed. ******


Apr 21, 2021, 4:07 PM



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.


Yeah, but whattabout...


Apr 21, 2021, 4:41 PM

Pizza cheez-its?

https://www.cheezit.com/en_US/products/baked-snack-crackers/cheez-it-cheese-pizza.html


AMIRIGHT?



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Potato Sticks, Bub.


Apr 21, 2021, 10:03 PM

over and out.

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John 3:16; 14:1-6


i can get down with this***


Apr 21, 2021, 11:39 PM



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Re: Original CHEEZ ITs


Apr 22, 2021, 6:21 AM



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This thread seems to have spiraled out of control


Apr 22, 2021, 6:34 AM

Reminds me of TS and Brody fighting over food court vs autonomous unit for mid mall snacking

Whomever is ruining Swiss cake rolls with slim kind is an animal

OP is correct with the caveat that extra toasty and other variations of original can be lumped into the cheez it baked snack cracker family

Lollers at the Mayo is spicy comment

And in closing,
We are all now dumber from having read this thread...may god have mercy on your souls

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