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President Donald J Trump's cabinet & appointments......

Nov 10, 2016, 12:52 PM

Chief of Staff - Chris Christie
He’s done everything but fellate President Donald J Trump onstage – he’s owed

State - Dennis Rodman
Proven record at negotiating with our most intransigent adversary – N Korea

Treasury - Bernie Madoff
Yes, he’d need a pardon – but he’d make sure we’d never run out of money by instituting a federal Fonzie scheme

Defense - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
He'd probably change the title back to Secretary of War

Attorney General – Rudy Giuliani
He’s done everything but fellate President Donald J Trump onstage – he’s owed

Interior – Ammon Bundy
The Occupy Movement goes to Federal lands

Agriculture – Charles Koch
Eliminate organic farming – better agriculture through chemicals

Commerce - Howard Stern
The King of All Media knows should be a good steward of the economy

Labor - Jim Walton
Keep Labor Costs LOW!

HHS - Martin Shkreli
He’d make sure healthcare money stays where it belongs – in the hands of Big Pharma

HUD - Ivanka Trump
Keep the gentrification in the family

Transportation - Vince McMahon
Nobody knows more about logistics than Vince

Energy – Sarah Palin
“Drill baby, Drill!”

Education - Rush Limbaugh
Who better than Rush to propagate the propaganda

Veteran’s Administration - Jesse Ventura
A veteran, governor, biker gang member who has also worked closely with the Secretary of Transportation – ‘nuff said

Homeland Security - Joe Arpaio
Who else would we trust with building and manning the wall that the Mexicans paid for?

Supreme Court Nominee – Judith Scheindlin
I think we can all agree that Judge Judy belongs on SCOTUS

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where's Palin?

Nov 10, 2016, 1:14 PM


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Drill Baby Drill***

Nov 10, 2016, 1:14 PM

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Christie as Chief of Staff would not be a bad pick for him.

Nov 10, 2016, 1:17 PM

Christie might be an azzhat, but he is smart, sane and can keep what is sure to be a cast of interesting characters in line.

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Plus, it would allow the Fat Man an escape route.....

Nov 10, 2016, 1:30 PM

from possible prosecution in NJ. He made out better than anybody Tuesday......from his political career essentially over, to doling out the spoils as transition chief.

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These are all solid. I like the sound of a

Nov 10, 2016, 1:18 PM

federal Fonzie scheme.

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I'm calling Bobby Knight for DOD***

Nov 10, 2016, 1:24 PM

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Rudy's gonna have to take down Gowdy

Nov 10, 2016, 1:36 PM

in a death cage match if he wants to be AG

Promises were made to Draco Gowdy - I know this because it was on facebook months ago

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