|
Replies: 16
| visibility 1
|
CU Medallion [64837]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 22718
Joined: 9/27/04
|
Plan to get more Bootay
May 27, 2021, 9:10 AM
|
|
I think I saw this on IG or something, but put a jar on the nightstand and write Wife's Birthday Money on it.
Tell the wife that you'll put $X into it every time she boinks you. At he birthday, she gets the jar.
It'll end up being the cheapest bootay you get, OR you'll be buying your wife the cheapest birthday gift ever. WIN/WIN.
I mentioned it to the wife... $5/boink. She agreed to it... her birthday is next month. Good thing she sucks at math.
|
|
|
|
 |
Heisman Winner [105551]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 65195
Joined: 12/2/02
|
Texted this to the wife, waiting for a response***
May 27, 2021, 9:13 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [105551]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 65195
Joined: 12/2/02
|
And got it..."hmmmm, that sounds like a form of
May 27, 2021, 9:14 AM
|
|
prostitution and we share a bank account."
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [81061]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 56139
Joined: 9/13/04
|
So is marriage
May 27, 2021, 9:16 AM
|
|
What's her point?
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [64837]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 22718
Joined: 9/27/04
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30730
Joined: 8/11/15
|
Because she doesnt need the money***
May 27, 2021, 9:52 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [81061]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 56139
Joined: 9/13/04
|
You're already paying for it.
May 27, 2021, 9:15 AM
|
|
Now you are volunteering to pay MORE for it?
This is setting a terrible precedent.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [105551]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 65195
Joined: 12/2/02
|
Maybe he is only getting it 4 times a month and wants to
May 27, 2021, 9:20 AM
|
|
pump those numbers up to 10 times a month. Then, as an incentive, she gets $600 a year to spend guilt free on her birthday. In return, there are 6 additional nights where ryanadidas® doesn't lay in bed after getting rejected and wondering where he went wrong and if she is asleep enough for him to rub one out.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [137908]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 63799
Joined: 10/22/00
|
4 times a month?!
May 27, 2021, 9:28 AM
|
|
I KNEW I should have married a ####!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [85323]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 24916
Joined: 5/21/14
|
D u d e is censored??***
May 27, 2021, 9:50 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [137908]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 63799
Joined: 10/22/00
|
Re: D u d e is censored??***
May 27, 2021, 10:30 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [64837]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 22718
Joined: 9/27/04
|
It will be hard to quantify, but I expect that at $5/pop
May 27, 2021, 9:57 AM
[ in reply to You're already paying for it. ] |
|
this will GREATLY reduce the $/pop metric.
Think about it....
$100,000 for 100 boinks a year.... $1,000 per boink.
$101,000 for 200 boinks a year.... $505 per boink.
I created an equation where you can plug in your own numbers:
A = amount of money you currently give your wife
B = number of boinks you are currently getting per year
S = supplementary money given per boink
E = extra boinks expected to receive in addition to current level of boinks
T = expected total cost of supplementary money spent getting boinks
CBR = current boink rate (boinks/$)
EBR = expected boink rate (boinks/$)
A / B = CBR
S * E = T
(A + T) / (B + E) = EBR
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [79201]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 24918
Joined: 8/29/12
|
This is too much math. How much do I need to pay for
May 27, 2021, 10:34 AM
|
|
your wife to amazon me?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [81061]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 56139
Joined: 9/13/04
|
I saw $5 was the going rate***
May 27, 2021, 10:36 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [64837]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 22718
Joined: 9/27/04
|
That's the friends and family discount.
May 27, 2021, 11:15 AM
|
|
McLovin
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-TigerNet [10859]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 7646
Joined: 1/6/04
|
Re: Plan to get more Bootay
May 27, 2021, 10:53 AM
|
|
So, she gets the JAR
Genius. Take the money out and hand her the jar.
It'd be a long year for you, but what a story to tell your kids when they grow up.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [64837]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 22718
Joined: 9/27/04
|
or when they visit me every other weekend.***
May 27, 2021, 11:06 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Replies: 16
| visibility 1
|
|
|
50
