After my vague wedding review

Apr 30, 2021, 11:52 PM

That left more questions than answers the rest of been pretty meh

Latest night I learned that a Ranch Water is tequila, Topo Chico and lime
I haven’t tried yet, but sounds interesting

People from Texas are very proud of everything Texas and beyond

I met a 2016 Clemson grad that went to my school much later than me obviously and has parents that live 6 houses down from me

Tonights wedding was apparently a tats only affair

2+ lesbian couples and actually some 6-7’s on the scale. Not the pron lesbians and not the eww lesbians

Martinis are a PITA to make without a true shaker, etc

I still don’t understand why old fashioneds are so popular

Mom of flower girl was a sure fire pick for vodka soda and threw in the splash of crab which took her to another level on the hot/crazy scale

Drunk people that order the same drink over and over are still amazed when you have their drink ready for them

Is Latin-ish music really a thing now?

https://youtu.be/CCF1_jI8Prk

If a bathroom door is cracked it doesn’t mean it’s unoccupied. Saw cracked door and opened to pea and sho nuff a chick was sitting on the terlit. Definitely not one you’d love to see half nekkid

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That mom was on some Xanax, Ativan, or whatever. She wound up oddly effed up. Was carried upstairs by 3 people. She was puking and missed the entire party part of the reception. Husband came down for his liquor drink and baby sat. She was helped out by a couple of gentlemen and looked like a legit zombie. It was almost scary looking.
Underage kids thought they were getting the specialty drink and I was fake pouring the vodka (not actually pouring into their drinks)

Drinks on king street are still drunks on king street. The high waisted pants discussed the other day are alive and well in the younger fashions

Hopefully tomorrow brings better action

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Never heard tequila called that either.

We can all be proud of our states, like we are of SC, but yes Texans go to 10 other levels. Irrationally so. But that's said by an adopted Okie, so...

Shaken, not stirred. Well, that's for a reason, namely that I'm not going to stand here and stir your martini 10 times in each direction.

The more lesbians I meet, the more skeptical I become. Of what I'm not sure, but it's something.

Old fashioneds. For people who want to like bourbon but aren't quite there yet. Just give them time.

The mom. That's what weddings are for, to see such as that. At my dad's wedding - mom died 10 years ago - one of their side of the family ended up out cold in the middle of the floor. Right out there. A few of us were wondering who she was - it was a big wedding - and one of the bride's distant relatives walked by, looked down and said, "Yeah, she's one of ours." That line has become a family motto, usable in limitless occasions.

I have a jeep I like, a YJ. But what I really want is a CJ, but what I really don't have is enough money for a really good one. The YJ is fine except its a 6. A golf partner is a great mechanic, one evening we were discussing such things, and I asked him, "How hard is it, really, to swap in an 8?" He said, "Yeah, I could do it, but after you spent the money it would still be a YJ with a V8." Point taken. A 6 it will be. Drunk in wherever is a drunk in wherever. Which I have been.

After my vague wedding review

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Welp, I have a CJ with a 4 cylinder

But it's still a CJ with a 4. I'm sure you know what has

1982 CJ5

Sounds wonderful.. I do like the fully open, no kind of top

Tube doors are acceptable

Weird. I had a text convo about Ranch Water this afternoon.

Also learned of another regional drink

Pigs (or it didn’t happen) of tattooed lesbians that

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