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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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On the rare occasion when a sparrow gets in my house,
Nov 23, 2022, 9:27 AM
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I don't get a broom and try to shoo him out. Instead, I make sure all of the doors are closed and turn every ceiling fan on high, sit back, and enjoy the inevitable.
That's the kind of killer instinct I hope to see out of our coaches and players this Saturday.
Go Tigers.
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All-TigerNet [10921]
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Re: On the rare occasion when a sparrow gets in my house,
Nov 23, 2022, 9:31 AM
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You must be retired from IRS.
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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That hurts
Nov 23, 2022, 9:37 AM
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I would never take an axe to anybody's still.
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Re: On the rare occasion when a sparrow gets in my house,
Nov 23, 2022, 9:33 AM
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Interesting strategy. This will not work for black bears, in case you were wondering. They treated my hunting lodge like the back seat of a limo on prom night.
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All-In [40100]
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And why were bears in your cabin on prom night?
Nov 23, 2022, 9:55 AM
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Nevermind, forget I asked.
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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He's talking about a hole nuther kind of "bears".
Nov 23, 2022, 11:04 AM
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don't gewgle it
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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A real, dyed in the wool, cold-blooded killer, you know...
Nov 23, 2022, 9:43 AM
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a heartless, unfeeling machine of a man would spread some birdseed on the floor, then enjoy the bountiful friccassee that would follow.
Maybe invite some friends, if you have any?
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CU Medallion [61577]
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Sooo, that's where they are getting those 'chicken'
Nov 23, 2022, 9:46 AM
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wings to meet the demand.
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I've said too much already...***
Nov 23, 2022, 9:50 AM
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It's a good question, you must be some sort of planner...
Nov 23, 2022, 10:25 AM
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are they big fat people like classof1994®?
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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The square footage of my epidermis is none of your concern.
Nov 23, 2022, 11:06 AM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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Feeding the masses has more than juan meaning...
Nov 23, 2022, 11:07 AM
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as always, we're here to help.
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Re: On the rare occasion when a sparrow gets in my house,
Nov 23, 2022, 9:45 AM
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Re: On the rare occasion when a sparrow gets in my house,
Nov 23, 2022, 9:52 AM
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I use a leaf blower
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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Yeah, but doesn't that scare the kids?
Nov 23, 2022, 9:54 AM
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No way FrancisMarion is shooing this sparrow
Nov 23, 2022, 9:53 AM
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Out of his house.
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Re: On the rare occasion when a sparrow gets in my house,
Nov 23, 2022, 11:33 AM
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I’d say that’s more like the prevent defense, but instead of the end zone there’s a blender at the end of the line.
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^^^^^Buzzpaw SCOK^^^^^^^^^^^^***
Nov 23, 2022, 11:34 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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I miss that guy
Nov 23, 2022, 3:58 PM
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I just set off a few Bug Bombs and take a quick hop over to
Nov 23, 2022, 12:31 PM
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Grand Bahama for the weekend. This works well too, and does not get any mess on my Picasso next to the ceiling fan.
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