It is a riddle. We are supposed to finish it. I'll take a few guesses:
- the reporters are from a large, urban democrat-run war zone - they went to an uber liberal college and had a made-up major - they were taught at an early age to become a victim of anything and everything - they struggled with drug addition but have been sober almost a year
I'm thinking there is 80% chance that one of my guesses is 100% correct.