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Hey lungers, I got some news.
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Hey lungers, I got some news.


Apr 7, 2022, 2:59 PM

Meet lilkrzy, born 4/4, momma is good, brought him home last night. Working on figuring out the sleeping thing...



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Imma let you finish but real men


Apr 7, 2022, 3:01 PM

keep the wife knocked up, amirite Greenr ?

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THANKS FOR FINALLY ANNOUNCING IT AND CONGRATS!!!


Apr 7, 2022, 3:01 PM

I have been waiting to hear his name to get you the personalized burp cloths...calling our embroidery person right now to get "lilkrzy" put on there.

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That's a good lookin babby


Apr 7, 2022, 3:03 PM

Congratulations!

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Re: Hey lungers, I got some news.


Apr 7, 2022, 3:10 PM

Congratulations! I don't know a lot about babies, but I do know that when they smile it's often not a good thing.




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Also, there's a new law that you can throatpunch anyone who


Apr 7, 2022, 3:10 PM

a) says "HURRDURR GOOD LUCK GETTING ANY SLEEP FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS!!!"

b) offers you tips guaranteed to help your kid sleep through the night by one week of age

c) starts any sentence with "I don't usually give parenting advice, but......"


So like, punch away with impunity.

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Re: Also, there's a new law that you can throatpunch anyone who


Apr 7, 2022, 3:14 PM



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I sent him a text the other day saying RIP to sleep


Apr 7, 2022, 3:56 PM [ in reply to Also, there's a new law that you can throatpunch anyone who ]

thankfully, RDU is a good 200 miles away

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Congrats!***


Apr 7, 2022, 3:10 PM



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Whalecum to harsh reality.*********


Apr 7, 2022, 3:12 PM



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Jesus Christ, you kidnapped a baby??


Apr 7, 2022, 3:13 PM

lol jk. He's clearly yours. He has your hat!

Congarts!

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You brought him home just in time for his first spring game.


Apr 7, 2022, 3:21 PM

Great timing!

Congratulations! He's adorable. You will be amazed at how quickly he grows. I always thought that was a sentimental statement. I suppose it is, but with a 19 month old I'm realizing its also a statement of fact. Enjoy each stage while it lasts.

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Congrats!!***


Apr 7, 2022, 3:21 PM



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funny name, but congrats!***


Apr 7, 2022, 3:25 PM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


First few months are rough.


Apr 7, 2022, 3:46 PM

Fight the animal instinct for selfishness (especially over sleep ops) as you adapt, and tag team it with your partner, good and bad. Be open about your needs and if you need help. But always remember that while there will be ups and downs, each day gets better. Closer to normal sleep schedule. Closer to solid foods. Closer to walking, talking, conversations, and absolutely pure joy watching a little human develop.

Parenthood is the most rewarding thing you will ever do. Congrats!

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drunk at the putt putt.


uh-oh


Apr 7, 2022, 3:47 PM

https://www.tigernet.com/clemson-forum/message/also-theres-a-new-law-that-you-can-throatpunch-anyone-who-30577192


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I'm no attorney, but I see no violation of A, B, or C.


Apr 7, 2022, 4:07 PM

So save your punches for the wall after DJU throws his third pick against State.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Weird ##### humblebrag


Apr 7, 2022, 3:51 PM

Congarts!

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Great news!


Apr 7, 2022, 3:55 PM

Congrats!

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congrats!


Apr 7, 2022, 3:57 PM

now you can begin to understand the meaning of life. The awesomeness and the agony kinda take turns, but it's generally a positive experience.

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Congarts!


Apr 7, 2022, 4:14 PM

That little bundle of cuteness will be a teenager before you know it. Gonna make you the happiest and proudest man in the world. But guaranteed to #### you off every now and then too. Enjoy it pops!

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Oh, man.


Apr 7, 2022, 4:26 PM

Good luck getting any sleep the next couple months, LOL!

I don't normally give parenting advice, but if you need some tips on how to get this lil critter to sleep in the first week or two you have him home, you have my number.

Congrats!

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Yeah c'mon!


Apr 7, 2022, 4:44 PM

Congrats!

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I have voiced it to you privately


Apr 7, 2022, 4:48 PM

But I am so happy for the two of you, but especially you. I am beyond proud of you. You're going to be an amazing father.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Nicely done - WELCOME to the KRZYWORLD lil one.***


Apr 7, 2022, 4:55 PM



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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


congratulations!***


Apr 7, 2022, 5:46 PM



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Congarts! Greatest thing in the world!


Apr 7, 2022, 6:29 PM

Nice hat too!

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


Re: Hey lungers, I got some news.


Apr 8, 2022, 7:48 AM

Congratulations!

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John 3:16; 14:1-6


RIP to your bank account.


Apr 8, 2022, 10:22 AM

Congrats though

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it's a baby!!!***


Apr 8, 2022, 12:29 PM



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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


Congrats. Generic new parent joke/jab.***


Apr 8, 2022, 1:01 PM



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WHO SAYS THERE AIN'T NO GOD!


Apr 8, 2022, 1:23 PM

'As arrows are in the hands of a mighty warrior so are the children of thy youth, blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them.'


Paraphrased as close as I can remember.

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