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not my dog
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not my dog


Jul 19, 2019, 8:52 AM

butt I get a similar response every morning. Although my pup's face is white

Are you awake yet? Yes, now you are!



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


there's not a worse ---- or a better ---- feeling than that


Jul 19, 2019, 8:57 AM

cold wet nose on the side of your face saying, "Hey! Sun's Up! Lets go outside!".

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It must be a golden thing


Jul 19, 2019, 8:58 AM

If I'm asleep on the couch on the old dog wants to go out, she'll creepily stare at me until i wake up. Younger dog just sticks is nose in my face



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my lab does the same crap


Jul 19, 2019, 10:31 AM

and wedges his wet cold ### nose between my office chair bout 6 times an hour when he's not sleeping, like right meow

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I’d bet you hate that dawg.


Jul 19, 2019, 12:43 PM

23 times more than the average American male, probably.

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Just to clear things up.


Jul 19, 2019, 1:42 PM

These are dogs (acceptable):




these are dawgs (unacceptable):




only type of dawg worth consideration:


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2,3,4,1


Jul 19, 2019, 1:46 PM

for the lab pups

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


When I forget to let the beagle out for the night


Jul 19, 2019, 12:50 PM [ in reply to It must be a golden thing ]

he'll wake up at some point when he has to pee and will stand on my chest looking at me.

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I like your funny words magic man


I've woke up to


Jul 19, 2019, 9:03 AM

Worse. ??

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My first golden loved infants


Jul 19, 2019, 11:12 AM

so much that if he sensed kids were in strollers he would drag me over to see them. His tail wagged so much and of course he had that golden grin too as he would stand there and look at the child. It was beautiful!

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Ours jump on the bed and then off and then back on and


Jul 19, 2019, 11:13 AM

back off until you get up. Then I take them in the bathroom while I shower and they go to sleep. Fucking assholes just want me up at 445 AM, don't take them out until after I feed them around 500.

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Re: Ours jump on the bed and then off and then back on and


Jul 19, 2019, 11:55 AM

Mine does a similar thing...except, being a tiny dog and me being a deep sleeper, he basically pounces up and down on my back and on the back of my head and neck to get me up.

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Re: not my dog


Jul 19, 2019, 11:59 AM

one of mine would stick his balls (or what were his balls) in my face and slap me in the head with his tail. I felt violated.

Another one of mine would do the stare so close I could feel the hot breath and barely feel her whiskers on my mug.

Also, one was terrified of his humans having relations and would hide in another room. The other would watch. Again...violated.

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aww how I miss my dog. we had her trained to ring a bell on


Jul 19, 2019, 12:23 PM

the door when she wanted outside. Pretty soon, she had us trained to get up from whatever we were doing to 1)let her out, 2) get her water, 3)give her food, or in specifically my case 4)get me out of my spot in the bed so she could take it.

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


My dog has perfected the hand flip


Jul 19, 2019, 12:45 PM

He'll walk up, slide his nose under my wrist then flip my hand back up onto the top of his head.

A couple scratches should be good, right? Nope. Execute hand flip part deux.

And he does it whether I'm awake or asleep on the couch.

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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


I need to get a dog. It's been long enough. *****


Jul 19, 2019, 12:50 PM



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.


Greenr will have Goldens for sale in October/Nov with


Jul 19, 2019, 1:01 PM

delivery around Christmas we think, if the boy and the girl can figure out how to procreate.

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Did you know you can "help" that along?


Jul 19, 2019, 1:46 PM

Saw a breeder do that once. Gross

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