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Hit the white trash bingo last night
Apr 12, 2022, 7:51 AM
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Son of had a coach pitch game.
We had to kick a kid off the field from constantly throwing dirt. After the game we always let my son play on the play set at the fields.
Little boy we just kicked off the field was on the play set. His mom was BEGGING him to come on so they could go. He REFUSED. Would not leave, kept running back up to where his mom can't get him.
I finally said "You want me to get him? Cause I'll handle it"
Mom said no.
I said "well he needs his ### beat"
Mom shot back "don't tell me how to raise my kids"
Well somebody needs to.
Also, his name is Kaidyn.
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Re: Hit the white trash bingo last night
Apr 12, 2022, 7:58 AM
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I was going to guess Jaxxon
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Oh and he finally ran to the car after his granddad
Apr 12, 2022, 8:03 AM
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told him if he had to go up there and get him he was "going to beat the brakes off of you"
Kids need men in their lives.
This kid desperately needs a STRONG male presence. But of course Barbara-Jean don't need no man
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If not a strong male presence then maybe some guidance from
Apr 12, 2022, 8:20 AM
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a crocodile, a timberwolf, or possibly some swimming lessons from a great white shark.
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Nope. It was immaculate. Kaidyn is the second coming
Apr 12, 2022, 11:46 AM
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Christ or Palpatine. One of the two.
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Re: Nope. It was immaculate. Kaidyn is the second coming
Apr 12, 2022, 11:47 AM
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Technically speaking, I’m fairly certain it was Anakin that was conceived by the force, not Sheev Palpatine.
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The comics retcon a little that Palps influenced the Force
Apr 12, 2022, 11:53 AM
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to impregnate Shmi. But that's "legends" and not cannon.
They never really said how it was that Palps and some ... surrogate? ... had whichever of Rey's parents gave her direct lineage. Wouldn't surprise me if Sheev had a concubine or two hidden in his Sith Temple somewhere.
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You really expected lazy mom to respond with "sure, go get
Apr 12, 2022, 9:07 AM
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him?" Advising another parent that their child needs their ### beat will never end well. No matter how true it is.
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It needed to be said***
Apr 12, 2022, 9:10 AM
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Kids need to fear these things:
Apr 12, 2022, 9:22 AM
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Getting spanked with hand/belt/pick your own switch and getting paddled in school.
Y'all people raising these kids without fear of corporal punishment are part of the problem with this country...
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My daughter got 3 spankings the other day
Apr 12, 2022, 9:27 AM
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for talking back. Her mom took her to the bathroom twice. It finally ended when I took her into the bathroom.
She didn't talk back again.
Which she's already starting to get snappy again. Not looking forward to the pre-teen/teenage years.
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Cred be lik
Apr 12, 2022, 9:30 AM
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While I regularly be spanking my kids, I don't want people at school to do it. They don't know when to use it, because they don't know my kids. It would work every time with my oldest boy, but my oldest girl would probably just do like I did as a kid and just laugh at you, no matter how hard you hit them. No take away something of hers or send her to her room and you really get through to her.
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Yep. The elementary school knows all they have to do is call
Apr 12, 2022, 9:31 AM
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me.
I have a grand master key. I'll walk right in the classroom, ###### them up and take them to the adjacent bathroom to wear them out.
Only have had to do it to my son once.
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I go slapped across the back with a belt one time by my
Apr 12, 2022, 10:06 AM
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social studies teacher when i was in 4th grade.
What did that teach me? That when I got older, if I ever saw that old #####, I'd beat herass with a belt and laughed about it.
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Re: Hit the white trash bingo last night
Apr 12, 2022, 9:31 AM
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If the child's name is Kaidyn, then the mom deserves the ### beating.
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Pigs of mom's tids
Apr 12, 2022, 9:48 AM
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but I'm sure we don't want them
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Re: Pigs of mom's tids
Apr 12, 2022, 9:49 AM
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Alright, that'll do. Roll em back up.***
Apr 12, 2022, 9:51 AM
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I bet you thought this sounded a lot cooler than it is***
Apr 12, 2022, 10:20 AM
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I bet you do "gentle parenting"
Apr 12, 2022, 10:21 AM
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like a #####
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My kid isn't even two yet
Apr 12, 2022, 10:34 AM
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My parenting tactic at the moment is to keep her happy, keep her alive, and get her to bed by 7.
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Re: My kid isn't even two yet
Apr 12, 2022, 11:22 AM
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Yeah but have you encouraged her/him/xir/they to choose her sexual orientation and gender expression yet?
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I leave that to her daycare teachers***
Apr 12, 2022, 11:47 AM
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The way it should be***
Apr 12, 2022, 12:00 PM
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