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need help from grown up men

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Apr 1, 2022, 2:49 PM

was just given a bottle of this.. do i mix it with coke or sprite?




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Apr 1, 2022, 2:53 PM

Country time lemonade would be my guess

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so now i have to go spend money on lemonade?

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Apr 1, 2022, 2:56 PM

people should just give gift cards as presents.

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Apr 1, 2022, 2:56 PM

Give it to wife or girlfriend and say it must be consumed with no chaser. About 1/4 down, take advantage of the situation. As for you, Coke.

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Simple syrup, two dashes of bitters, and ice. full stop***

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Apr 1, 2022, 2:58 PM



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Apr 1, 2022, 3:03 PM

Fresca or Tab might work. But for me, either neat or with 1 or ice cubes.

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Apr 1, 2022, 6:49 PM

Fresca pairs well anything.

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Apr 2, 2022, 9:04 AM

My old neighbor use to mix his with Tab

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Crystal Light and water would be my guess.***

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:10 PM



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Apr 1, 2022, 3:14 PM

OK……..you’ll probably need to look some place else. ??

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i'm a Busch latte guy.. i am totally not man enough to drink

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:15 PM

this stuff straight

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:16 PM

Straight up with a PBR chaser.

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Lemon/Lime gatorade with a splash of 7UP for bubbles***

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:17 PM



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I have that.

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:19 PM

It’s good.

I know this is a jokey post, but someone has to provide a legit answer here.

If you are a scotch drinker, have it neat.

If you’re normally a bourbon guy or a mixed drink guy, put a cube of ice in it.

Please don’t mix it with anything else! That would be ghey.

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no joke... i'm trying

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:28 PM

true story:

last weekend i was sipping on some Woodford Reserve with ice. MY wife and kids saw me grimace after each sip. They asked me why i was drinking it and I told them i am trying to be a grown man.

i eventually had to admit to the ghey and mix it with coke.

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Dilute it with sparkling water.

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:39 PM

Maybe try a 50/50 mix with scotch and club soda. That’s what I did when I started drinking scotch. You can gradually decrease the amount of club soda until you are comfortable with scotch and ice. Then you can profess to having it neat (no ice).

You can also try a blended scotch like Johnny Walker and see if you like that. Sometimes those are a bit easier than single malts when starting out.

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When I taught myself to chew Levi Garrett...

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:49 PM

I didn't cut it with anything. I would take a little, put it in my mouth, then ride my bike as far as I could before getting sick. I could gauge how much of a man I was becoming by how many mailboxes I could pass before stopping. In no time I wasn't getting sick and could actually drink water while chewing. That's when the girls started taking notice.

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If I am riding a Bicycle

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:57 PM

I like to keep a pack of smokes rolled up in my shirt sleeve so I can show off my guns. Women find this irresistible at the mobile estates where I live.

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Apr 1, 2022, 5:00 PM

I always drink it straight and chase it with Mad Dog 20/20. As long as I'm smoking a nonfilter Camel I have yet to fall off my bike. Da*n we must be neighbors and didn't know it.

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Y'all some funny fickkrs!!***

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Apr 1, 2022, 6:34 PM



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Apr 1, 2022, 3:40 PM

1 oz pour, no ice, in a glencairn glass with a full glass of water on the side to cleanse the pallet after sips.

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Apr 1, 2022, 4:32 PM

I absolutely love my bourbon mixed with sweet iced tea and some lemon juice. Or buy some Arnold Palmer half and half. Only way I drink it. Never have tried it with any soft drinks.

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Apr 2, 2022, 3:24 AM

he's alive!!! he lives....Judge Keller lives!!!!

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Try just a splash of ginger ale.***

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:19 PM



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Apr 1, 2022, 3:21 PM

Marinate it in Italian dressing.....

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Apr 1, 2022, 9:08 PM

That genuinely made me laugh out loud, TU TigerSwell®

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Me, I'd pour it out

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:31 PM

and go buy a quality bourbon.

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such as? nothing over $100. my wife is already mad at me for

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Apr 1, 2022, 3:44 PM

bottle of Woodford i bought last week. Luckily this Scoth was given to me by a lady who suggested it is easy to drink.

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Apr 1, 2022, 4:34 PM

Tell her to get you some Bulleit. Not bad if you are on a budget.

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Apr 1, 2022, 5:15 PM

Dollar for dollar, Knob Creek Small Batch is hard to beat.

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Apr 1, 2022, 5:23 PM

Knob Creek is normally what I keep in stock. Have liked most all bourbons I have tried but JBeam.

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Apr 1, 2022, 6:50 PM

Willett, Blanton, Pappy Van Winkle, Woodford Double Oak for staters. :)

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Apr 2, 2022, 12:34 AM

Gentleman Jack's will work in a pinch.

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Your wife is mad about buying the Woodford but


Apr 2, 2022, 8:21 AM

not about the lady who gives you free booze?

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Apr 1, 2022, 5:19 PM

Straight up if the temperature is below 65. On ice if temp is over 65.

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Apr 1, 2022, 5:25 PM

I am going to have to graduate into straight up.

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With Milk warmed on the stove is probably my favorite.***

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Re: With Milk warmed on the stove is probably my favorite.***

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Apr 1, 2022, 6:09 PM

My Daddy drank his with milk and would approve of your answer.......butt you still might be a coot.

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My granddad drank a small glass of room temp


Apr 1, 2022, 9:03 PM

buttermilk with his dinner every evening ??

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Apr 1, 2022, 5:49 PM

For non scotch enthusiasts i recommend chocolate milk.

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Class of ‘71. Went through “rat season” and glad I did.


Yea, ya see,


Apr 1, 2022, 5:51 PM

we kinda already posted that making your response, quite lame.

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Apr 1, 2022, 8:23 PM

There you go again following me around again and making negative comments. I thought you had me on ignore. Ever since i proved to you that JK made that egregious vulgar slur about my parents you haven’t been able to get over it. Get a life and act like a Clemson Gentleman.

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Class of ‘71. Went through “rat season” and glad I did.


I had forgotten about that!


Apr 1, 2022, 9:05 PM

Something about DNA on something. I don’t recall, but I only put you on ignore for the TD’s. I haven’t ever stopped enjoying trolling you, good sir. TU for being such a good sport!

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A ball of ice and a single drop of ginger ale.

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Apr 1, 2022, 6:31 PM

Just a drop. Delicious.

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Apr 1, 2022, 7:02 PM

need help from grown up men -- and you posted here?



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Apr 1, 2022, 7:16 PM

Honestly, I don’t care for Scotch. I’ve tried it. I’ve tried lots of it. I’ve been to Scotland and tried it…..I just don’t like it. I do however love Irish Whiskey.

I can absolutely tell you, in Scotland it’s called Whisky. Scots will tell you that only they make Whisky. Not Americans. Not Irish, Not Japanese…only the Scots. I can also tell you, that if you ask to mix it with something, they are likely to say something really insulting and probably funny, but it won’t matter because you probably won’t understand them.

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Wait a minute, you can MIX it with something?


Apr 1, 2022, 7:06 PM

:)

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