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My wife wakes me up at 1am last night…

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May 20, 2022, 3:33 PM
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We have only been married about 6 months and I had left my phone on watching Hulu. So apparently she had taken the phone and went through it. She found some pics of naked women from before we were even dating and was so pissed. I explained I just hadn’t deleted them. (No pigs).

So she is mad as hell and eventually she calms down some. The positive is she found nothing I had done since we were together bc I have nothing to hide since then. I did delete the pigs and hopefully that’s it. I understand why she was upset but also they are pigs from the past that were just there. I have never understood going through someone’s phone from the past, just to be mad about it.

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Since you deleted those pigs, there's no reason why you cant

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May 20, 2022, 3:36 PM
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poast some pigs of your current wife's beefers in here.

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Here is a good one. Not my wife.

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May 20, 2022, 3:52 PM
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Dug way back for that one you degenerate.

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Nice. How were her insides?***

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May 20, 2022, 4:06 PM
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Are you a FN moron!

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May 20, 2022, 4:21 PM
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Asian women have tiny vajayjays bc Asian men have tiny #####. So it’s always super tight.

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She's Asian?***

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May 20, 2022, 4:23 PM
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She looks as about as Asian as Emma Stone***

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May 20, 2022, 4:26 PM
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She is as Asian as my #### is African American…***

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May 20, 2022, 4:50 PM
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Re: Here is a good one. Not my wife.

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May 20, 2022, 5:09 PM
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I read Vitoria Secrets. Do not deny.

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Re: Here is a good one. Not my wife.

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May 20, 2022, 5:10 PM
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c?

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Re: My wife wakes me up at 1am last night…

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May 20, 2022, 3:47 PM
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You shouldn't have deleted them.

Sometimes within the next year (probably a month or two), she'll swear those photos were from AFTER the time the two of you were dating.

Couple years down the road and the story will change to being after you were married.

...and you deleted them so she couldn't prove it to you.

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That's exactly the way it works.***

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May 20, 2022, 3:53 PM
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Not only that, but because you're honest and have the best

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May 20, 2022, 4:27 PM
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intentions, over time you'll actually start to doubt yourself - "was it really before we met? Maybe she'd right .. my memory isn't what it used to be ...". So at least save this post!

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lacey get around***

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May 20, 2022, 3:49 PM
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hey, jimmy.


Yikes, that's a tough situation but you might consider

emoji_events [6]
May 20, 2022, 3:54 PM
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launching an attack on your wife with shoulder-fired FIM-92 Stinger missiles. Sure, it's messy but IT GETS RESULTS.

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This is a FBCoach scok.***

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May 20, 2022, 3:58 PM
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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Do you really think FB Cooch could pull a woman as posted?*

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May 20, 2022, 4:01 PM
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His are one my 600 pound life show.

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I didn't until you said she was asian...

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May 20, 2022, 4:27 PM
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he slays with asian women.

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Balm scok***

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May 20, 2022, 4:58 PM
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You know what would smooth things over? A nice gift basket

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May 20, 2022, 3:58 PM
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of John Boy and Billy's grilling sauce. Never fails.

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Re: You know what would smooth things over? A nice gift basket

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May 20, 2022, 5:18 PM
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That does help his poor situation. Off topic it will help.

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Since tomorrow is Saturday the two of you can

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May 20, 2022, 4:10 PM
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Snuggle in bed together and play Wordle when you wake up.

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Note to self - read the thread - THEN poast.

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May 20, 2022, 4:33 PM
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Hilarious.

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Yeah - but how's

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May 20, 2022, 4:32 PM
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your Wordle game ? ?

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Re: My wife wakes me up at 1am last night…

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May 20, 2022, 5:03 PM
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I am male (XY). I suck at communication and prefer visuals. I do not know them nor do I wish to. My browser tricked me.

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Re: My wife wakes me up at 1am last night…

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May 20, 2022, 5:25 PM
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I sent this:

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Hey bro, that’s my wife

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May 20, 2022, 5:45 PM
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‘s girlfriend

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“When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir?”
John Maynard Keynes
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
Isaac Asimov


She will forget about it

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May 20, 2022, 5:08 PM
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in about 20 years and remind you often for the first 10

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