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Joungers: GITT with your memories of prom!
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Joungers: GITT with your memories of prom!


Apr 2, 2021, 8:06 AM

Had prom last night. Kids had a great time. It's not like it was back in the day. Kids stayed the whole time. I might have stayed 45 minutes at mine.

Best part of the night was one of our facebook guys didn't come with a date. Asked him why not, his response:

"I'm here to dance with everybody else's date"

And he did too.

I'm surprised he didn't get punched.

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I like your funny words magic man


unenthusiastic hand job


Apr 2, 2021, 8:11 AM

that's it. That's the memory.

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I also got a handjob after prom


Apr 2, 2021, 8:13 AM

and by handjob I mean I tried and she slapped my hand away multiple times

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I like your funny words magic man


Why weren't you into it?***


Apr 2, 2021, 8:43 AM [ in reply to unenthusiastic hand job ]



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Got all dressed up and had our picture made


Apr 2, 2021, 8:17 AM

then went to a kegger at Knights of Pitheous Park

The band at the kegger was way better than the one at the actual prom

My date spent most of the night worrying about going home with beer spilled on her dress so we got in the backseat of my dad’s ‘78 Buick Le Sabre and I comforted her while I added a few more stains.

https://youtu.be/g7lR3YDzKCA

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I get made fun of for this


Apr 2, 2021, 8:18 AM

I went to 4 proms
Sophomore—girl from other school (awful experience, I didn’t know anyone and the couple we went with were fighting the whole time. I did wind up hooking up with her at Clemson during a day game)
Junior—went with GF, nothing substantial to report
Senior—went with different GF, nothing wild
Freshman (in college)—yeah I was that guy and came home for her senior prom

I didn’t do the giant party house for a week on Folly like a lot of our school did.
My friends brother threw a giant handful of condoms at us in the parking lot and sped away.
Junior year my buddy had to get tampons for his GF and were on IOP. Went to Marina store and he dropped the box on concrete floor and everyone looked. Embarrassing at 16.
Speaking of box....Nevermind

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I went to 4.


Apr 2, 2021, 8:21 AM

Dated a girl from another school back in those days so we went to her prom and mine both junior and senior years. Broke up not long after prom senior year.

Was suppose to be one of those guys as well and come back to take another girl to prom. Ended up not going. Think she got a BF right before and took him. Which was fine by me.

Well maybe not now. She's a pharmacist now and making bank.

You live and learn.

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I like your funny words magic man


Wow.


Apr 2, 2021, 8:41 AM

When you stop to think about the drug habit you could have had with good, clean corporate pharmaceuticals for FREE...I can see how disappointed you must be.

https://youtu.be/xZbKHDPPrrc

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I actually had the best time at an 8th grade dance


Apr 2, 2021, 8:33 AM

Wife of roped me into chaperoning
Principal was one of those that felt every activity had to be educational
So they played beach and 50s music and a group of the teachers spent the first half hour teaching the Shag, Mashed Potato, Twist, etc
I was surprised how in to it the kids got. We all had a great time and wife surprised me with a hot make out sesh in the Ingles parking lot on the way home as a thank you.

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I remember having more fun with


Apr 2, 2021, 8:33 AM

everybody else than I did with my date. I only went to my Jr. prom. I made like $120 bucks working at Office Depot the night of what would have been my Sr. prom.

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My girlfriend kicked me out of her car for


Apr 2, 2021, 8:35 AM

smoking cigarettes

And then she said my breath stunk from the Japanese hibachi food and cigarettes

The end.

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Girl be like


Apr 2, 2021, 8:43 AM



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Best prom story I've ever heard.


Apr 2, 2021, 10:12 AM [ in reply to My girlfriend kicked me out of her car for ]

Also, if you aren't going Japanese Hibachi is it really prom?

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Who is ICT? He has a great prom story


Apr 2, 2021, 10:50 AM

Is it HuntFishTigers now?

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Went to 3


Apr 2, 2021, 8:40 AM

Junior year, took this cute girl, looked innocent, surely wasn't. Big group, limo, dinner at Frankie's in Charlotte maybe, or Sullivan's, I cannot remember. Frankies is closed now though

Senior year, same cute girl, maybe cuter that year, smaller group, limo, dinner at japanese steakhouse in Charlotte, fun time, I guess.

Then that same harlot got me to accompany her to chaperone one a couple years ago, she is hotter now and we had to get a babysitter to watch the kids. Got a little drunk beforehand which made me even feel weirder and out of place. Got drunker afterwards, probably got lucky as well.

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Re: Went to 3


Apr 2, 2021, 8:43 AM

For my prom I only went for the first 15 minutes and went fishin.

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I got dragged into chaperoning 4 of them.


Apr 2, 2021, 8:47 AM [ in reply to Went to 3 ]

Each time, I remembered thinking how great it would have been to be at a hootie and his blowing fishes concert that night instead. Mrs. retiring has alleviated that pain entirely.

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Was asked by the prettiest girl in school only to be dumped


Apr 2, 2021, 8:44 AM

at the last minute for a more popular older guy. Felt like Opie being dumped by Mary Alice Carter for Fred Simpson. I ended up having a great time anyway!!

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Re: Was asked by the prettiest girl in school only to be dumped


Apr 2, 2021, 8:45 AM

lol

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Oh cool, I've always wondered what those COVID parties


Apr 2, 2021, 8:50 AM

were like.


Does everyone kiss and stuff, or just dance and sweat and breath in each other's faces?

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had to take SAT the next morning


Apr 2, 2021, 8:52 AM

an hour drive away from the after-prom house party location in Hilton Head.

Talk about your ultimate buzz kill.

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oh, that was Jr year. Sr year, didn't go.


Apr 2, 2021, 8:53 AM

even at an early age, just not interested in wearing monkey suits and dancing to bad cover bands.

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Didn't go my senior year either.


Apr 2, 2021, 9:00 AM

I had enough credits to graduate in December, so I didn't go back after Christmas and went to work instead. Already accepted into Clemson, so the only reason to go back would have been for spring sports.

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Re: had to take SAT the next morning


Apr 2, 2021, 8:54 AM [ in reply to had to take SAT the next morning ]

Ohh bro that must have been terrible.

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Re: Joungers: GITT with your memories of prom!


Apr 2, 2021, 9:01 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP4qQ2r17Ws

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Well, proms sucked overall.


Apr 2, 2021, 9:36 AM

Never stayed because the afterparty was the reason to go anyway.

Lemme see, junior year sucked.

Senior year....first prom was LDR (long distance relationship) GF's prom over in Kingstree. By far the best prom. Music was awesome, recall hearing Donkey Butt the first time there. Went with a friend and another girl HE met at the same house party in Garden City. We each went from Columbia to Kingstree and we each had dates. Had a cooler of beer in the back seat. Got pulled over on 378 going 75 in a 55, right in the middle of the Wateree swamp, because we were late. Friend JUMPS out, in his tux, goes back to the SCHP car, wasn't shot, and I awaited the inevitable search and seizure of our beer and a ruined night. Friend comes back, hops in, cop pulls off. I said ###? Friend told the cop he was speeding because he had to pewp and as we were in the middle of the swamp, he was speeding. I dunno, but he is the same friend who introduced my 18 year old self to the SLED agent at his frat party at Clemson who let me know it was about to get busted. lol. Kingstree after party was at whoever had the biggest house with parents out of town. They have a few palaces in Kingstree. Overall good time. No sex. Some heavy petting and that's about it. Seem to recall staying at GF's parents house, with them there. Ended up sucky I guess.

Second prom was our prom. Same GF came from Kingstree. Was at the Officers CLub at Ft. Jackson. Much more swanky, not as fun. Year before everyone showed up drunk, and they threatened to cancel, so we all showed up sober, it sucked, and we left. After party was decent, not as good as Kingstree. Recall almost wrecking going 80 in a 25 zone. Wasn't drunk either.

Third prom was at another local school, with a date I asked as a favor for a friend. Prom was about like our prom. Sucked. Knew a lot of people there, but they all kinda kept their distance more I guess because of who I showed up with I assumed. Anyway, after party was with the clique of the date, and after a brief game of truth or dare over a few beers and bowls in a cul-de-sac, it all became crystal clear. Took her home. Not even a kiss. Total business arrangement.

That's about it. Them folks in Kingstree showed up us city slickers.

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We had an unofficial prom away from the school at a hotel


Apr 2, 2021, 9:56 AM

in Augusta so we could bring alcohol.

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Went to 4 proms but they were all ehhh.


Apr 2, 2021, 10:04 AM

Was still in the Christian Cult soooo....but was drinking da booze so decent.

Just awkward teenage bs. Although I enjoyed the bump and grind on the dance floor.

Can we have an adult lunge prom? How would that turn out?

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Ohhh and small detail left out.....


Apr 2, 2021, 10:07 AM

the 4th prom I went to I was a freshman in college....the chick I went with ended up winning Ms. SC. One of my claim to fames.

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Adult lunge prom? Humm.........


Apr 2, 2021, 10:26 AM [ in reply to Went to 4 proms but they were all ehhh. ]

That would not go over well. I mean a tailgate party turned into "vomitfest", I can only imagine how a prom would be defiled.

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Exactly.


Apr 2, 2021, 10:34 AM

We need a replacement for vomitfest.

Any suggestions on where this takes place? Should we start a new thread to gather support?

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Well, we have no women in here anymore.


Apr 2, 2021, 10:42 AM

Well, two maybe. So I'd wager the get togethers would be limited to sausage parties of some flavor. No group orgies.

Watch party at a bar? Strip club meat up? I dunno.

Ask dawghater23. All I know is I want to party with him. I'm sure he would have a better idea for a party than me and he could provided an elevated atmosphere, for sure.

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This is prom doe....you have to invite the woman.


Apr 2, 2021, 10:46 AM

TXTF yes you're included. We don't judge.

The Annual Lunge Prom. This could be a massive event....that hopefully does turn into an afer party orgyie of some sort. Minus TXTF.

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Of course the woman (or both) are invited


Apr 2, 2021, 11:06 AM

I'm just saying no matter what, it would be a sausage party.

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Believe it or not, I did not go with my step-sister


Apr 2, 2021, 10:26 AM

Junior Year, took my gf and somehow I ended up spending the night at her house. Who let's their kid spend the night with their gf/bf in hs?

Senior Year, took a different gf

Freshman in college, took same girl as previous year just before our relationship fizzles out due to her being a ####.

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Are we supposed to post pictures also?***


Apr 2, 2021, 10:43 AM



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Ours was at the Biltmore House, which was


Apr 2, 2021, 10:48 AM

awesome. I went all 4 years (BALLER!!) as I went with older chicks the first two years.

Other than that, we were pretty tame, just an after party at a friends house, which included camping and heavy kissing and touching of our dates.

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Went twice. No sex.***


Apr 2, 2021, 11:25 AM



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I never went to one. But I did go to a ......


Apr 2, 2021, 12:41 PM

Debutante Ball once ;)

I’m glad her aunt had a flask.

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