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Orange Blooded [4701]
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My 5 year old got into a fight at Little League tryouts
Jan 30, 2020, 9:12 AM
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8 yr old messed with him, so son of KMS pushed him. 8yr old punches him in the stomach. Son of KMS punches him in the jaw. 8 yr old runs off crying.
Possibly my proudest parenting moment.
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Heisman Winner [105553]
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Congrats on raising a monster***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:14 AM
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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I mean, the 8 yr old had it coming***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:19 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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That's what Hitler said about the jews.***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:41 AM
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Which reminds me, need to restock on my favorite
Jan 30, 2020, 9:55 AM
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Mountain Dew flavor, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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should have run and told a teacher
Jan 30, 2020, 9:44 AM
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So he could learn how to be a bisch the rest of his life.
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CU Medallion [60043]
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Do you like to practice procreating?
Jan 30, 2020, 9:14 AM
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Just a question. That’s all.
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Post of the day!***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:19 AM
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Heisman Winner [135589]
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That probably earned him a top 5 draft slot.
Jan 30, 2020, 9:20 AM
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And don't be surprised when the coach tries to make a catcher out of him. That's where you put your toughest kid.
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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He was asked to try out for coach pitch instead of
Jan 30, 2020, 9:22 AM
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t-ball. He's a year younger than everyone else out there. At least we know he can hold his own with the big kids.
#Humblebrag
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Heisman Winner [105553]
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Wait, tryouts for 5 year olds? Come on, man. That is some
Jan 30, 2020, 9:21 AM
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bullshiit right there.
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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Eat or be eaten.
Jan 30, 2020, 9:24 AM
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Is that not how little league works? They draft the players so the teams are "fair?"
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Heisman Winner [135589]
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THAT'S RIGHT.
Jan 30, 2020, 9:27 AM
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HE SHOULD GET A TROPHY AND A JUICE BOX RIGHT NOW. AND, FREE HEALTHCARE AND A FREE WIRELESS PHONE WITH AN UNLIMITED DATA PLAN. OTHERWISE, HE COULD GROW UP WITH SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES AND WILL NEED TO TRANSITION TO ANOTHER SPECIES BECAUSE HE IDENTIFIES AS A NORTHERN HAIRY-NOSED WOMBAT AND HIS SCHOOL WILL HAVE TO PROVIDE A PRIVATE WOMBAT BATHROOM FOR HIM. OR IT.
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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Go FIghting trailer sharks***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:28 AM
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Nah, I don't think you are right***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:30 AM
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You cannot dispute my words.
Jan 30, 2020, 9:32 AM
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They were in all caps.
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Lot o points [155906]
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Gonna need some verification. Is this true?
Jan 30, 2020, 9:40 AM
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deroberts
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The important thing is that they both got
Jan 30, 2020, 9:28 AM
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fight participation trophies.
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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The 8 yr old kid is in my daughter's grade at the same
Jan 30, 2020, 9:30 AM
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school.
She's looking to avenge her brother's honor today. No one gets to whoop her lil brother's ### except her.
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All-In [46825]
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This sounds very
Jan 30, 2020, 9:32 AM
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Abbeville-ish
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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Abbeville is high class
Jan 30, 2020, 9:38 AM
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My family is from Chesterfield
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All-In [46825]
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Re: Abbeville is high class
Jan 30, 2020, 9:42 AM
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KMS...check your tmail. I have lived in Chesterfield all my life.***
Jan 30, 2020, 1:44 PM
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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Disclaimer... Ive never actually LIVED in Chesterfield
Jan 30, 2020, 2:41 PM
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my parents are just from there
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Heisman Winner [134351]
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the town or the county? You can Tmail if you want.
Jan 30, 2020, 3:02 PM
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just curious.
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Lot o points [155906]
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Question about this "league".
Jan 30, 2020, 9:33 AM
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When you are traveling to Dallas for the Little League 5 year old championships, will you be keeping the stats for the team or organizing the purchase of custom screen printed t-shirts to mark their accomplishments?
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All-In [46825]
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Will there be enough money in the account
Jan 30, 2020, 9:35 AM
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after they purchase the Nike back drop for when their 5 year old signs with Clemson at the Dallas invitational wood bat only tournament of champions?
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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I'm more of a snack mom
Jan 30, 2020, 9:35 AM
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and not the Doritos kind of mom, more of a clementine/granola bar type.
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Lot o points [155906]
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I figured you'd go for an edible arrangements motif....
Jan 30, 2020, 9:39 AM
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strawberries, pineapple, and grapes on wooden skewers that you hand sanded to make sure there were no splinters.
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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Nah man, had to stop that when my kid stabbed someone
Jan 30, 2020, 9:42 AM
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in the eye with the skewer
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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That was his older sister... who incidentally has a thing
Jan 30, 2020, 10:03 AM
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for mint chocolate anything.
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Heisman Winner [137917]
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That's right.
Jan 30, 2020, 10:06 AM
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Man, time flies.
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Lot o points [155906]
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Also, this 8 year old kid that your son punched......
Jan 30, 2020, 9:34 AM
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does she have a name?
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Bitchass McLoser***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:42 AM
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I had no idea you were married to Ricky Bobby***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:42 AM
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He gets it honest...***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:45 AM
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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From his mama, lawdawg is nice.***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:49 AM
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Did you think I meant it any other way? ;)***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:50 AM
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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wow!!!!
Jan 30, 2020, 9:52 AM
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kms shows up an all of the sudden Crass can spell
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Heisman Winner [137917]
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He's all aflutter.
Jan 30, 2020, 9:58 AM
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Using emojis and shit.
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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!lol!!84!!***
Jan 30, 2020, 9:59 AM
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Orange Blooded [4701]
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That's legit the nicest thing he's ever said to me....***
Jan 30, 2020, 10:03 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Thank you for doing what you can to not raise another
Jan 30, 2020, 9:47 AM
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One of these idiots who wants to call the cops on you for looking at them wrong. Now if your daughter ends up beating the kid too, I’ll send y’all cupcakes or whatever to help with the celebration.
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Oculus Spirit [79204]
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They have tryouts for Little League?
Jan 30, 2020, 10:03 AM
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Also, any updated pigs of the sweater meat?
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All I want to know is,
Jan 30, 2020, 1:19 PM
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is that your picture in your avatar? 
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Are his initials
Jan 30, 2020, 4:17 PM
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KYS?
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