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Heisman Winner [105518]
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Just dropped my puppy off at the vet to have his nuts
Feb 9, 2021, 9:02 AM
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cut off.
He was so happy on the ride over there, I feel kinda bad. Oh well, sucks for him. It did spark recent conversations in the house about that in which I had to assure my daughter that he could still go pee out of his wee wee and reassure my boys that we would not be cutting their balls off.
When do I explain to the kids that pee is stored in the balls though?
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Is his name Jupiter?***
Feb 9, 2021, 9:04 AM
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One of the most common parenting fails
Feb 9, 2021, 9:32 AM
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is not holding the threat of testicular removal over your male children as a potential consequence of unsavory behavior. You no longer have that power, and these children will run roughshod over you for the next 20 years.
Way to go, Champ.
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They know it is not scheduled, however schedules change
Feb 9, 2021, 9:37 AM
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and their balls can be removed, not by a doctor, but by a rubber band.
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Oculus Spirit [79183]
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Same age as when you tell your daughter squirt is just pee
Feb 9, 2021, 11:10 AM
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Like 6 or 7 years old
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All-In [47746]
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Ahh, you might want to either study a bit of anatomy or
Feb 9, 2021, 11:24 AM
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mebbe check into a Holiday Inn Express....Pro Tip: look up bladder.
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^^^^^THIS GUY THINKS PEE ISN'T STORED IN THE BALLS
Feb 9, 2021, 11:49 AM
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hahahaha. Sorry bro, it is science. Pee is stored in the balls.
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A little semi-related Cliff Clavinism to celebrate your
Feb 9, 2021, 11:46 AM
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dogs nuts off day.
DYK that the word avocado is just an spanglicized Aztec word, ?huacatl...their word for ########. Previously, they had been marketed as "alligator pears" and noooooobody bought them. As it turns out, ######## fruit is much more marketable. The more you know. Lulz
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All-TigerNet [11171]
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Why is
Feb 9, 2021, 11:48 AM
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t e s t i c l e blocked? I know we don't use it much in its medical context, but it is in fact the correct biological term for schnoots.
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Mods getting all anti-science on us***
Feb 9, 2021, 11:49 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79183]
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Clitoris isn't
Feb 9, 2021, 12:09 PM
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I guess they just don't believe it's a real thing
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It's spelled Clintarus
Feb 9, 2021, 12:21 PM
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Closed thing I've ever been to one is my buddy Clint who drove drove a Taurus.
https://cdn.carbuzz.com/gallery-images/original/88000/100/88199.jpg
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Oculus Spirit [79183]
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It's deep in the butt hole.
Feb 9, 2021, 12:35 PM
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Gotta shove that nanner way up in there
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Lot o points [155767]
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Obligatory
Feb 9, 2021, 12:12 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Could be worse...
Feb 9, 2021, 12:26 PM
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Wife is friends with a woman who's daughter is your daughers age (give or take a year). SarahAdidas noticed that the daughter has her own tic-toc account and found a video or her dancing and lip-synching to this song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uylA8F-kpVY&ab_channel=Buc%27nSounds
She mentioned it to the mom.... mom and dad lost their shizz. Girl is probably being sent away to live in a convent.
The longer they think pee comes from the balls, the better.
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Heisman Winner [105518]
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Man, why do kids have phones that young, much less
Feb 9, 2021, 12:29 PM
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a tic toc account? Not a chance, bro. I would reign down immortal hellfire on my kids for stunts like that.
I told daughter she can have a phone when she NEEDS a phone but it has to be legitimate reasons.
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So here's how we do it at my house....
Feb 9, 2021, 12:40 PM
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A few back-stories...
my F.I.L. has an unlimited supply of nearly brand new iPhones because of his line of work... so cost is no issue.
My son (oldest child) got an iPhone with an actual plan around age 8-9. He's very responsible. He has a girlfriend (that he swears isn't his girlfriend) that texts him every day or two (like 1 text per day) and a friend he met though X-Box that my wife vetted out and talked with the boy's parents and made sure he wasn't a CS02. They talk a good bit. The boy is a few years older and black, which gives son some exposure to other cultures that he normally wouldn't experience in Lexington. He also texts some with that boy's cousins and some of their gaming buddies. No social media for him... he just uses it to talk and text. He thinks social media is for losers.
Daughter has an iPhone with no plan. Wifi only. She plays dumbazz games and watches stupid stuff on youtube. She has Tic-Tok, but it's all set to private and apparently anything she wants to post gets run past my wife first, and my wife has never allowed her to post anything where she's actually visible in it. Just weird videos of stuffed animals and things like that. It allows daughter to be creative and think she's making movies, etc. while remaining mostly safe.
I feel like it's a pretty decent plan, but I think it's a case-by-case situation based on parents tolerance, kids responsibility and other issues like kids being home-alone from time to time, etc. and needing to contact parents.
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Re: Could be worse...
Feb 9, 2021, 12:29 PM
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I'm still working on the ethics of this, but I'm pretty sure when my daughter turns 12 I'm taking her to get the implantable birth control.
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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Rookie mistake here. For any major/potentially traumatic
Feb 9, 2021, 1:04 PM
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vet experiences, always make sure the wife drops them off and you're the hero that picks them up.
I thought this was common knowledge...
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