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All you snazzy hip gents, GITT and help me
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All you snazzy hip gents, GITT and help me


Mar 11, 2022, 7:40 AM

My fat ### can't fit in my one suit anymore. This is the same suit I got married in. It's my only suit. I have a couple of highly valuable interviews next week and now need a new suit.

So tonight we are going to Burlington coat factory to get me a new coat and tie.

What's the trend these days? What are these hip cats wearing when it comes to suits?


FYT



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I like your funny words magic man


Super wide lapels. Makes sure that you get a couple of


Mar 11, 2022, 7:48 AM

sizes bigger so that you can grow into it. Preferably a floral print of some kind on your silk tie. You'll be big ballin, scooter

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They are called hep cats, but I don't know what they


Mar 11, 2022, 7:49 AM

are wearing. I think you'll want a leather jacket with tweed patches on the elbows though. Do not let them sell you one that is the other way around.

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Too bad you don’t have hamerick’s this would guarantee


Mar 11, 2022, 7:53 AM



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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
Panta Rhei Heraclitus


Re: Too bad you don’t have hamerick’s this would guarantee


Mar 11, 2022, 10:43 AM

That suit and shirt are nice, but what makes that ensemble is the silver platforms

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Re: Too bad you don’t have hamerick’s this would guarantee


Mar 11, 2022, 11:35 AM

Needs an orange hat with a purple feather

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What is Old is New again. Go with the 2003 NBA Draft look


Mar 11, 2022, 8:01 AM



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I'm not that tall***


Mar 11, 2022, 8:01 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


To update it retro style he should pair it with


Mar 11, 2022, 8:03 AM [ in reply to What is Old is New again. Go with the 2003 NBA Draft look ]

a short skirt to stand out don’t you think?

https://youtu.be/ZOIo5f8VIMU

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
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cu85, you're my boy, and I like you quite a bit


Mar 11, 2022, 3:25 PM

but that cover was grade A unfiltered shiiite.

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Skip Burlington, you can save a lotta monies by visiting


Mar 11, 2022, 8:03 AM

The Jockey Lot. Right RH Tig?

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No need to get creative, just stick with a classic look


Mar 11, 2022, 8:06 AM

that's been in style for 100 years, and will probably be good for 100 more... navy blue or dark grey pinstripe.

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A drunk will run a STOP sign, but a stoner will wait for it to turn green.


Wear the one that doesn’t fit so you’ll look like


Mar 11, 2022, 8:08 AM

you really need the job.

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Make the quick drive over to Beechum County


Mar 11, 2022, 8:36 AM

Stop by the Sac-O-Suds and pick up a can of tuna if you want. Then hit the second hand store and get this.

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MauldinT, where are you???


beat me to it***


Mar 11, 2022, 9:44 AM



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Nothing at Burlington is "hip"


Mar 11, 2022, 8:41 AM



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I have seen that suit


Mar 11, 2022, 8:50 AM

Please do not buy a black suit. You only need those for funerals. A blue suit will do the trick for every event. A black suit on a fat guy does not look good.

Also, buy the right fit in the chest, then go and get it tailored like a real man.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


I may not have enough time to have it tailored***


Mar 11, 2022, 8:51 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Just do it after your event


Mar 11, 2022, 8:53 AM

It's totally worth it and makes it look a hundred times better.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


This may be the single best piece of advice ever given in


Mar 11, 2022, 9:19 AM [ in reply to I have seen that suit ]

here.

Black suits are awful.

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This means a lot coming from you***


Mar 11, 2022, 9:42 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Kohl’s consultants and tailoring are second to none***


Mar 11, 2022, 9:18 AM



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null


What type of job are you interviewing for?


Mar 11, 2022, 9:20 AM

You may be better off in a sportcoat and dress pants than a cheezy suit

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Assistant bus driver***


Mar 11, 2022, 9:44 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Maybe you should just borrow Crash's suit


Mar 11, 2022, 10:03 AM

he prolly still has it

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Re: Maybe you should just borrow Crash's suit


Mar 11, 2022, 10:05 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Let me help you


Mar 11, 2022, 10:11 AM

You can very easily go the Navy sport coat with khaki look, but you really need to do two things. Even as a big dude, you still can pull off a tapered sport coat. Kind of like below.

http://s7d9.scene7.com/is/image/JCPenney/DP0703201913012688M

Make sure the line cuts right below your man #####. Seriously, make sure you do not have a straight line, you want it to fit in the right places.

Then really its all about the pant not flowing over your shoes. You DO NOT want the bottom of your pant touching your shoe laces. For all things holy, do not have your pants touching your shoe laces.

Then, really, I would spend more time somewhere making sure the shoes are right. These fuddy duddys on here with balk at this, but in your profession and what you are wanting to accomplish, you need a dress sneaker. Every brand imaginable has them and you dont have to spend a ton. I got a pair at Belk one time for like $60.






Now go and win that interview!

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All of my pants touch my shoe laces


Mar 11, 2022, 10:15 AM

and all of my shorts touch my knees Greenr

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I like your funny words magic man


Also, you want to see relaxed, so ineviatbly you will


Mar 11, 2022, 10:15 AM [ in reply to Let me help you ]

hike one leg up and kick back....or you should.....then its going to be important that your sock game is strong. Again, you can get cool cheap dress socks anywhere. Polka dots always work, just want the socks to match your tie.




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Re: Let me help you


Mar 11, 2022, 10:16 AM [ in reply to Let me help you ]

Bruh big ex-nay on the sneaker dress hybrid shoe. Just get a pair of wingtips, they can be worn w a suit all the way to jeans. I think the sneaker dress shoes are super boomer-y looking.

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if he is wanting to become a doctor, $500 wingtips


Mar 11, 2022, 10:18 AM

are a must. He is a teacher/coach. Comfortable and professional need to cut the same way.

I would take advice from Charleston on getting my stomach removed, but not shoes.

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Re: if he is wanting to become a doctor, $500 wingtips


Mar 11, 2022, 10:20 AM

You don’t have to buy AE’s, I have two pairs of Cole Haan shoes that I wear all the time, a penny loafer and a pair of pebble grain wingtips. I just steer clear of the sneaker soles.

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Re: All you snazzy hip gents, GITT and help me


Mar 11, 2022, 10:14 AM

It’s a little late notice, but I’ll echo what Rulez suggested. Your first suit should be navy or charcoal gray, both are versatile and look good on everyone. Fit in the shoulder is the most important thing, everything else can be tailored. Material is the second most important thing- I would not buy a suit unless it is 100% wool- polyester suits won’t drape right, don’t hold up well, and look noticeably cheap. Don’t buy a suit with very narrow lapels, especially as a bigger guy you’ll look like a queer. Tie size should match lapel width. Don’t buy a suit with functioning sleeve buttons, they’re far more expensive to tailor and is a detail that only a real ponce would notice anyway. In SC, butterfly or half lining is best, full lining, even in Bemberg, won’t breathe very well.

You don’t need an investment-quality suit, but don’t waste your money on a throw-away either. If you want to or can spend between 500-700 I’d suggest Bonobos or Suit Supply, these are half-canvas construction. If you can’t swing that much, J Crew Factory makes a decent all wool fused suit that will hold up pretty well and looks good after some tailoring.

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I'm looking for more Goodwill budget items***


Mar 11, 2022, 10:16 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Yall suggesting $500 suits for him to wear twice


Mar 11, 2022, 10:18 AM [ in reply to Re: All you snazzy hip gents, GITT and help me ]

and then sit it in the closet.

Get a decent pair of khakis, tapered leg, JCrew Outlets have them for $50 sometimes. Get a coat that looks good with those pants. White or blue shirt and a decent tie. It's an interview, nothing else. The industry you are in would be one where looking super fancy aint going to swing it in your favor. Don't go all-out.

I wore a suit to my last "job interview" and they made fun of me later for doing that...nobody in my field wears a suit unless you are presenting to a client.

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Probably shouldn't have said suit.


Mar 11, 2022, 10:20 AM

Was referring to the blazer/sports coat, pants, tie set up.

If I get the job I will need a few of those.

which is a big change from gym shorts and t shirts

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I like your funny words magic man


Re: Probably shouldn't have said suit.


Mar 11, 2022, 10:28 AM

My daily wear is chinos, button down, sportcoat.

I wear bonobos tailored fit chinos, J crew factory makes a nice pair of chinos too for a little lower price point. I’ve searched far and wide & best dress shirts for best price are lands end supima no-iron oxfords, and sportcoats can be thrifted or bought from literally anywhere- same rules as above about fit & material apply.

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Land's End supimas are top 5 for me,


Mar 11, 2022, 3:05 PM

but nuthin, absolutely nuthin beats Brooks Bros no iron shirts (real ones, not outlet). Somehow they actually breathe, whereas the Lands End ones breathe about as well as Saran Wrap.

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For some reason I thought bonobos made socks


Mar 11, 2022, 10:58 AM [ in reply to Re: All you snazzy hip gents, GITT and help me ]

but prolly gonna order some stuff for my husband, so your advice is not completely worthless.

Even if I wasn't your target audience.

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I thought they were monkeys***


Mar 11, 2022, 10:59 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Re: For some reason I thought bonobos made socks


Mar 11, 2022, 11:01 AM [ in reply to For some reason I thought bonobos made socks ]

Bombas is the sock company

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Exactly, poor marketing. I would think that *I* am their


Mar 11, 2022, 11:17 AM

target audience. (Women who spend lots of money trying to make their men look decent)

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Bonobos----LOL.


Mar 11, 2022, 3:04 PM [ in reply to Re: All you snazzy hip gents, GITT and help me ]

Maybe FBC could just get them to pull the Concorde out of mothballs, charter it over to the UK, and have a Saville Row tailor whip something up for him.

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If you don't have time to get something tailored... there


Mar 11, 2022, 10:23 AM

are some decent suit separates that will do in a pinch for what you need. I think I had to buy something like this for my husband when he lost a ton of weight and needed something while waiting to get other suits tailored.

https://www.amazon.com/Tommy-Hilfiger-Mens-Modern-Separates/dp/B07NJQL5X6?th=1&psc=1

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That's my plan if I do get the job


Mar 11, 2022, 10:25 AM

3 pants, 3 blazers/sports coats, 3 shirts, 3 ties, 2 pairs of shoes.

All different colors but all go together.

Will have enough options to get me through the week.

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I like your funny words magic man


Re: That's my plan if I do get the job


Mar 11, 2022, 10:33 AM

3 sporcoats is all you need. Get a navy blue, a medium-light gray, and a pattern or some sort, either windowpane or wide checks in a muted color (think blues and grays). Those three can rotate with basically any pants color & shirt.

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I really need a gay person to come shopping with me


Mar 11, 2022, 10:54 AM

to make sure I'm doing it right.

stubborn_tiger® what do you have going on this weekend?

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I like your funny words magic man


Being well dressed, handsome and svelte doesn't make me


Mar 11, 2022, 11:03 AM

gay.






It's all the dicksucking I enjoy that makes me gay.

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Re: I really need a gay person to come shopping with me


Mar 11, 2022, 11:04 AM [ in reply to I really need a gay person to come shopping with me ]

You’d have to give him a ride. And by that I mean pick him up because his car is wrecked, and by that I also mean provide him with gay buttsechs.

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I really can’t tell if this is real life or genius comedy.***


Mar 11, 2022, 10:38 AM



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My thoughts exactly, are we sure he isn't someone's scok?***


Mar 11, 2022, 10:55 AM



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Pin-striped suit, monacle and a snazzy cane


Mar 11, 2022, 10:41 AM

and you will be drowning in the puss

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He's more boiled peanut than Mr. Peanut.***


Mar 11, 2022, 11:23 AM



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Stop going to Golden Corral.....


Mar 11, 2022, 11:39 AM

And drinking Natty Lights.

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No***


Mar 11, 2022, 12:14 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


Re: No***


Mar 11, 2022, 1:53 PM



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I haven't worn a suit in 20 years except one time when


Mar 11, 2022, 2:24 PM

kid got married. I am often in meetings in blue jeans and a polo shirt and everyone else is suit and tie. I don't care twofuks. If you want to hire an engineer that looks like an architect, go find someone else lol.

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that's why JC Penney exists, my man


Mar 11, 2022, 2:30 PM

they ALWAYS have a sale going on

https://www.jcpenney.com/g/men/mens-suits-sport-coats?id=cat100250022

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