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Maybe 2022 won't be so bad after all
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Maybe 2022 won't be so bad after all

emoji_events [22]
Mar 2, 2022, 2:20 PM

While things seem super bleak, I do see a light on the horizon. For years my neighborhood has been terrorized by a Karen of sorts, although I think that may be insulting to Karens. This is a lady who's sued multiple neighbors and will call the cops over parking, kids playing in the street, noise from wind chimes, dogs walking in her yard, and black people being black.

We moved in last year and had successfully avoided any run-ins with her to this point. That changed recently. She stopped my wife when she was out walking with the kids and threatened to call animal control to have our cat picked up, since when he escapes our house, he leaves turds in her backyard. I've obviously been rewarding him for and encouraging this behavior.

In the midst of our discussion I strongly suggested she list her house since she's obviously so unhappy here. She took offense at me "telling her what to do" but then later that day rang my doorbell to apologize for being unpleasant and to let me know she's been talking with realtors.

That was Saturday, yesterday she had a moving truck outside. She just came by my house about 30 minutes ago to let me know she would be listing within a couple weeks but wanted to let me know in advance in case I knew of any interested buyers who didn't want to deal with competing for a listing. She'll be out by the end of April.

HOA president has already agreed to release funds for a block party on her closing date. It's probably not all my doing, but I'll be adding Karen Whispering to my resume if this sale goes through.



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That is definitely red polo worthy

emoji_events [5]
Mar 2, 2022, 2:27 PM

Congrats!

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Neighbors, LOLUTZ.

emoji_events [6]
Mar 2, 2022, 2:28 PM

No way I could live in a neighborhood. The cost of the dismembered head buckets alone would be prohibitive.

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Plus, I'm sure you'd get incredibly tired of using the word

emoji_events [6]
Mar 2, 2022, 2:31 PM

"Sweetie" for every encounter you had with a female neighbor.

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I make no gender distinction when it comes to encounters

[2]
Mar 2, 2022, 2:41 PM

of that nature. Normally the all-inclusive 'puny human' covers all the bases.

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I prefer the all inclusive "Sugartits"***

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Mar 2, 2022, 2:43 PM



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Kayaking Coeds don't wash up in regular neighborhoods

[3]
Mar 2, 2022, 2:51 PM

Amirite?

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Re: Maybe 2022 won't be so bad after all

[4]
Mar 2, 2022, 2:48 PM

There is justice in this world

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Before I sold my last place I had an airbnb behind and

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Mar 2, 2022, 2:53 PM

beside me, which was nice for a 4 day party starting every Thursday. And I had a Karen on the other side who not only called the code enforcement people on me, but she'd call the cops if I walked outside. There towards the end it was pretty contentious.

Of course, 6 months after I left she left too (prob to go live with her old man sugar daddy), and put her house up for rent.

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Can you come talk to competing Karens (her/him) in my hood?***

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Mar 2, 2022, 8:32 PM



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