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Oculus Spirit [84456]
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Is this bad parenting?
May 5, 2021, 1:49 PM
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So over the weekend, the Mrs. brought home a litter of puppies, 7 to be exact. The kids loved playing with them all afternoon. When it was time for bed I said "McJr, go brush your teeth". He completely ignored me since he was playing with one of the puppies. So I says again "McJr, go brush your teeth". He ignored me again. I told him a 3rd time and pulled the puppy away from him. He pretends to go to the bathroom to brush his teeth, but instead he turns around right back to the puppy and starts playing with it again. I was pretty angry, so I grabbed the puppy, walked into the kitchen, grabbed some long sharp scissors and I said "Hey McJr!". He looked up and I jabbed the scissors into the puppy spilling its insides out into the kitchen. He immediately burst into tears, but there were still 6 MORE PUPPIES! And it wasn't even a puppy, it was a balloon. But you would think it was a puppy based on his reaction.
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Heisman Winner [105138]
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yes
May 5, 2021, 1:51 PM
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but you did what I always want to do
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Oculus Spirit [80692]
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You didn't mercilessly beat the kid until he writhed
May 5, 2021, 1:52 PM
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in pain?
Yes, bad parenting.
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It's funny that you used puppies as the analogy in a story
May 5, 2021, 1:56 PM
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where you failed to correct McJr's lack of discipline by swatting him in the ear with a rolled up magazine. A hefty magazine...like Southern Living, or Garden & Gun. I find it a sad reality that folks like you are even allowed to parent.
NOW BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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Oculus Spirit [78789]
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now open your eyes
May 5, 2021, 2:06 PM
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Man, this would have been much more
May 5, 2021, 2:08 PM
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up my alley if you didn't RUIN the story with the balloon twist.
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Oculus Spirit [97386]
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I think the bad parenting happened pretty early
May 5, 2021, 2:08 PM
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7 puppies? What did you expect?
I thought that was excellent parenting using a balloon and not the puppy. No mess to clean up and he won't grow up to kill puppies when people don't listen to him either. Overall good execution in a bad situation, but poor planning to even get in the situation.
7 puppies? Sheesh
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TIL
May 5, 2021, 2:33 PM
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McLovin = Joffrey Baratheon
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I'm just thankful you didn't spank your child.***
May 5, 2021, 2:47 PM
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yes.
May 5, 2021, 3:00 PM
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you jabbed the balloon wit long sharp scissors? How do you expect Mcjr to learn to use the appropriate tool for the job, get into engineering at Clemson, and earn enough to support you in your old age? What were you thinking?
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Always smart to prepare kids for the future.
May 5, 2021, 3:06 PM
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That's why McLovin should have used a homemade prison shiv, and forced McJr. to watch carefully to see how it was crafted.
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Oculus Spirit [84456]
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I guess we're both still learning***
May 5, 2021, 3:14 PM
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Some of y'all act like you don't even OWN jumper cables
May 5, 2021, 3:04 PM
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smdh
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Heisman Winner [135115]
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Look here Sport....any man that would use jumper cables to
May 5, 2021, 3:08 PM
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whip a small child DOESN'T love his vehicle very much.
SOME THINGS ARE SACRED BIGDADDY.
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Watch your mouth when you're talking about my diddy!***
May 5, 2021, 3:12 PM
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Nip?
May 5, 2021, 4:19 PM
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I assume this is some sort of slang for testicles?
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