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Orange Blooded [3528]
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Update on TOTE1's wreck
Feb 2, 2016, 2:58 PM
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the red truck's ins co is covering the repairs to TOTE1's car
what a time to a live
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All-In [45047]
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So is it gone be repaired or is TOTE1 just gone put the
Feb 2, 2016, 2:59 PM
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money in his pocket?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Well, he sure ain't gonna spend it on condoms.***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:00 PM
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Orange Blooded [3528]
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oh shiz man guess the f what. I think TOTE1 got married las
Feb 2, 2016, 3:04 PM
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t weekend. So like chick 2 comes over for netflix and chill. A little background, TOTE1 is snipped and don't believe in condoms. Chick 2 was in like an 8 yr relationship, engaged and dude cheated so she bailed and she's been in therapy for like a yr and a half. We went on a few dates last summer but she "wasn't ready" for anything serious (lol like TOTE1 is). Fast forward to last weekend....she gets naked is all "you got condoms right" and TOTE1's all "lutz". So TOTE1 coats dem sugar walls with his seedless man goo. Afterward she's all "you're the 2nd guy I've been with"
Basically a virgin right?
I was there, I saw it all.
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...And you will know tote1 by the trail of therapy chicks.***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:07 PM
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Orange Blooded [3528]
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well the others, he put there, this was has foresight***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:07 PM
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It makes me chuckle when I think back about the one that
Feb 2, 2016, 3:11 PM
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came to VomitFest I and I told her if she didn't get you home safe I'd find her and burn her house down and it freaked her out.
Good times.
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Orange Blooded [3528]
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You should have been around when I dumped her***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:14 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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go on***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:14 PM
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^^^this***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:17 PM
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Yay I love story time!***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:17 PM
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batshit crazy goes and books a week long trip to Jamaica
Feb 2, 2016, 3:17 PM
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and takes one of her fat frans I guess to make herself feels skinny. At one point during the week fatty fb messages me telling me ex has flown them to Jamaica, paid for the entire trip, and spent the whole time in the room crying her eyes out. I am a terrible person
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#soniamdisappoint
Feb 2, 2016, 3:20 PM
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Not sure what I was hoping for but that wasn't it.
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man she was nutz. She worked 3rd shift and Id wake up to
Feb 2, 2016, 3:22 PM
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30 new text messages from "Don't Answer" I couldn't read them all b/c Im illiterate but the bipolar was strong with this one. One text Im a f'in ahole and the next text she'll do anything to keep me. She was crazy as f. Tried to hook her up with Aero
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See that story helps us understand how nutz she was. I do
Feb 2, 2016, 3:25 PM
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remember her from VF but I never really got close enough to sense how nutty she was because skull shot glasses, Irish Car Bombs, beer and other alcohol adventures.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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yup.***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:27 PM
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both
Feb 2, 2016, 3:30 PM
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obviously
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rectum?
Feb 2, 2016, 3:32 PM
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kilt em both
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Orange Blooded [3528]
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You'll have to elaborate***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:27 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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her holes.***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:28 PM
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Orange Blooded [3528]
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man idk I've never paid for sex***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Can I be honest? When you said "fatty fb messages me telling
Feb 2, 2016, 3:28 PM
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me ex has flown them to Jamaica, paid for the entire trip, and spent the whole time.."
I thought "getting a train run on her by the locals" was going to be the next phrase.
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definitely would have made for a better story***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:29 PM
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It's tropical, so I'm sure there's mangoo everywhere.***
Feb 2, 2016, 3:47 PM
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So what you're saying is that the only time TOTE1 keeps the
Feb 2, 2016, 3:07 PM
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money is when he gets rear ended?
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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Voted best thread title with a complete change of
Feb 2, 2016, 4:40 PM
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direction that still works.
Nicely done
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