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Did you know that male bees die immediately after mating?
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May 24, 2022, 12:22 PM
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So basically, life is honey, nut, Cheerio.
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Re: Did you know that male bees die immediately after mating?
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May 24, 2022, 12:23 PM
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Heisman Winner [116670]
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Pffft.
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May 24, 2022, 12:24 PM
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I typed this joke while lapping.
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Did you know that chickens die immediately after mating?
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May 24, 2022, 12:24 PM
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Well, at least the one I fucked did
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Re: Did you know that chickens die immediately after mating?
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May 24, 2022, 12:28 PM
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Why did the sperm cross the road?
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May 24, 2022, 12:33 PM
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Because I put on the wrong sock this morning
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Re: Did you know that chickens die immediately after
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May 24, 2022, 12:42 PM
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playing the Tigers?
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Some days, I wish I did.
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May 24, 2022, 12:35 PM
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I would be dead for more than a decade now. It would be nice to get some rest. Instead, I go to work, bring the pollen home, and wish I was a mating bee.
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How can you joke about this?
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May 24, 2022, 12:39 PM
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After mating, drones die quickly because their abdomens rip open after the endophallus is removed.
WHY AREN'T WE TRYING TO FIND A VACCINE FOR THIS?!!!?!?
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Darn.
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May 24, 2022, 1:37 PM
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My answer was lacey.
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Love me a good otisman suck joke.***
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May 24, 2022, 2:08 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78872]
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*cuck***
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May 24, 2022, 2:08 PM
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** cuck
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