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Outlander...
May 12, 2021, 6:39 AM
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Mumbette and I are now watching “Outlander,” which is on Netflix. It’s set in Scotland, a pretty gritty tale of 5 seasons in the can so far. It’s also a fairly raunchy depiction of sexuality for modern eyes, with lots o' ghey rapey.
But I continue to be amazed at the Scot’s language and witticisms. A scene tonight made me laugh out loud:
Our heroine, Claire, is painfully extracting a woman’s tooth, as a small boy watches on, horrified. A rough Scot Highlander sees the boy’s reaction, and tries to comfort him:
“Aye, laddie, my friend Angus lost both o’ his front teeth when he was even younger than yerself. A cow kicked him in his mouth, and he swallowed them straightaway. He didna sh1te for a week for fear o’ bein’ bitten!”
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You’ll love Scotts word of the day then
May 12, 2021, 7:29 AM
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Lovely lass with the wonderful language with out all the rapey bits
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMegvBQoA/#scotswordoftheday #scottish #scottishtiktok #scots Miss PunnyPennie (@misspunnypennie) has created a short video on TikTok with music original sound. | #scotswordoftheday #scottish #scottishtiktok #scots | BARRY/BARRIE (adjective) | Meaning: good, pleasant or attractive | We'll hae a barry time thegither the morra. | ...
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Easy there, tiger. Posting a video like this, while not
May 12, 2021, 7:46 AM
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completely pixelated, might still give BigDaddy® a Big A heart attack.
Also, why leave out all the rapey bits?
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Eh noo it’s bonny ifn you’re inta the buggery
May 12, 2021, 7:48 AM
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Boot it’s na fur mae
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Lol. This seems like a good spot for my all time favorite
May 12, 2021, 7:36 AM
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Letterman Top 10 list, from the NBC days.
Top 10 Punch Lines to Scottish Dirty Jokes
10. It took me a fortnight to get out of the thistles 9. I didn't know you could also get wool from them! 8. It's not a bagpipe, but don't stop playing 7. What made you think I was talking about golf? 6. I've heard of comin' through the rye - but this is ridiculous! 5. Of course she's served millions - she's a McDonald 4. Oh, so YOU'RE Wade Boggs 3. Care to shake hands with the Loch Ness monster? 2. Who's burning argyles? 1. She's in the distillery making Johnnie Walker Red
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Well
May 12, 2021, 7:50 AM
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there's another scene where Claire and Jamie are in Paris on the lam from Scotland, where Jamie has a bounty on his head.
Claire is in the parlor of a French noblewoman, who is getting her legs waxed, and the scene progresses to where her waxing procedure will indeed include her honeypot, as well. Claire is intrigued, and we move to a subsequent scene where Claire is in bed with Jamie.
Things move along, and Jamie discovers Claire is bare down there, so to speak. He is shocked, and Claire tells him, "Why don't you take a look for yourself?"
Jamie goes under the covers, and says, "It's more complicated looking when its not all thatched over."
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Great show!
May 12, 2021, 7:40 AM
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There's a few on here who watch/watched it. Tigermanac is one, IIRC.
I'm all the way caught up (waiting on season 6). It's a top 5 show for me, I believe.
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How’s it compare to highlander***
May 12, 2021, 7:42 AM
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More stabbing with a meat sword and less with a metal one***
May 12, 2021, 7:57 AM
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Apparently
May 12, 2021, 9:17 AM
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the meaty swords are steely, too.
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Waiting on the new season. Claire gets me randy sometimes
May 12, 2021, 7:44 AM
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and Jamie gets the wife going, I think, so we often watch it then go out in the woods and fu>ck on a log or something to make it authentic.
Nah, it is an awesome show. Really really graphic at times, so beware of that. It can catch some people off guard.
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After a while you start seeing more of the daughter
May 12, 2021, 9:00 AM
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getting nekkid and less of Claire when she gets old.
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Yeah, the nudity slowed down some, but I love that show
May 12, 2021, 9:04 AM
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Hopefully the new season doesn't disappoint.
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We enjoyed it, the only issue was
May 12, 2021, 9:03 AM
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that it will devote lots of screen time to romantic scenes and then skip over major plot points.
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I FF through a lot of that***
May 12, 2021, 9:07 AM
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Watched it. Wife sez it’s for the gheys
May 12, 2021, 9:47 AM
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I liked (not loved) it
For me... Ozarks Peaky Blinders Succession The Americans The Last Kingdom Breaking Bad Animal Kingdom
are all a level or two up
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Like Game of Thrones I'd read the books first
May 12, 2021, 9:48 AM
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and it kind of ruined it for me - the books are much better
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I wouldn't put it in the upper-tier, either.
May 12, 2021, 10:45 AM
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But the dialog and history are pretty good, with the time-travel thing not being a crutch, so far.
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