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Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine
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Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine


Dec 6, 2021, 10:53 AM

and your 48 hour date with her.

We want ALL of the gory details. Take your time son, omit NOTHING.

K thx.

FastChad

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Let me try to get you started:


Dec 6, 2021, 10:56 AM

I jumped in my buddy's '02 accord with $150 cash and a few ham sandwiches, ate a fistful of gummies, and drove to Orlando with a trunk full of blow and mexican cialis.

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Re: Let me try to get you started:


Dec 6, 2021, 11:09 AM

Best I can do is short installments while waiting to hit shots on a backed up golf course.

I matched with the girl last week. Cute face but pictures had me nervous that she could be hefty. I asked her questions like “better sandwich, Chik-fil-a chicken or Wendy’s baconator?” and “vodka or IPA’s?” . I figured I was safe when she said that she saved money by skipping dinners so she wouldn’t have to spend as much at the bar to get drunk. When she told me that, I agreed to drive up from Miami to go out with her.

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GOOD START MY MELLOW FELLOW.


Dec 6, 2021, 11:11 AM

Take your time, I'll be here ALL. DAY. LONG.

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Find yourself a woman who loves you


Dec 6, 2021, 11:12 AM

Like TRDJ loves FastChad.

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You make fun, but keep it up


Dec 6, 2021, 11:19 AM

and I'll stop the recruitment process. I think we can all agree the Jounge is stronger with this type of character.

You sound nervous about your starting spot because of the depth we are building.

#wee2deep HAY, HAY!

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You’re not recruiting a team


Dec 6, 2021, 11:22 AM

You’re telling your secretary to send all other HS parents and players to voicemail unless it’s Billy Luckie.

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Let me help you see the forest for the trees.


Dec 6, 2021, 11:26 AM

I AM recruiting a team. Just have to find the right cutural fits, and it won't happen overnight. So for now you coaches kids get to hang around.

Just wait. When this thing is assembled, some of you hanger on-ers will be put on notice.

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There’s a lot of love in that team shower…..lotta love.***


Dec 6, 2021, 11:27 AM



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Recruiting a team? Did you see Dabo announced our new DC


Dec 6, 2021, 11:29 AM [ in reply to Let me help you see the forest for the trees. ]

Coach Swabo Dinney



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It’s Swill Winney!!!!***


Dec 6, 2021, 11:30 AM



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This made me laugh


Dec 6, 2021, 11:31 AM [ in reply to Recruiting a team? Did you see Dabo announced our new DC ]

hard

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Re: GOOD START MY MELLOW FELLOW.


Dec 6, 2021, 11:32 AM [ in reply to GOOD START MY MELLOW FELLOW. ]

I got a room at the Omni to impress her and drove up Thursday night. Planned on keeping it low key but met some fun people at the hotel bar that night. I was making real progress with a woman in town for a convention but ###### up by giving an honest answer when she asked why I was in Orlando. Her coworker leaned over and loudly whispered “that sounds so desperate” after I said I drove four hours to meet a girl I met online a few days earlier.

I drank tequila shooters by myself for another hour after they quit talking to me.

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TRDJ ghana need a lil blue pill to recover from this


Dec 6, 2021, 11:38 AM

installment.

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Dude, anything would have been better


Dec 6, 2021, 12:39 PM [ in reply to Re: GOOD START MY MELLOW FELLOW. ]

Anything

Lil Richard competition
Knitting playoffs
World Chase tag league

Anything….

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Well thought out plan, my friend.


Dec 6, 2021, 11:12 AM [ in reply to Re: Let me try to get you started: ]

FastChad for DC. Hire this man now!

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Been there. Met in a park for a backseat quickie


Dec 6, 2021, 11:16 AM [ in reply to Re: Let me try to get you started: ]

while waiting I realized I've never seen this girl below the neck.

Sure enough. Whale

But I'm not a quitter

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I like your funny words magic man


Imma thumbs up you, because, well....been there too.***


Dec 6, 2021, 12:32 PM



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Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine


Dec 6, 2021, 11:48 AM

Slept in on Friday, ate a huge lunch/breakfast at a place called First Watch and drove back to hotel. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with First Watch, but I think there is something wrong with First Watch. The hotel had a putt putt course and I went down to see if I could scam a few dollars off some kids as soon as I got back from eating.

A dad let me join him and his son and I was quickly three down after three when it hit me. I thought there was a good chance I was going to #### myself for the second time this year. I had to bail and luckily found a public restroom which I absolutely destroyed…twice. The dad and his kid didn’t wait on me, so I played the last 15 and another 18 by myself before taking a nap.

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Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine


Dec 6, 2021, 12:22 PM

I Ubered to the restaurant that she picked since another DUI will likely land me in jail for a while. The place was called Slate and was way nicer than an Appleby’s or Buffalo Wild Wings.

I was super relieved when she showed up and didn’t look like a defensive tackle from the waist down. I drank a couple of Fireball mini bottles on the ride over to freshen my breath and give me a little personality so we didn’t have to suffer through the first 20 minutes of boring small talk before getting fun. I started falling for her when she said happy hour was ending in 10 minutes so we should probably order multiple drinks.

We ate, drank and talked at the restaurant until 10:00. Her views on the coronavirus vaccine, competitive cheer and Bitcoin had me really thinking. She had it all. Looks, brains and super worldly after living in Idaho, Texarkana and now Florida.

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Since none of these #### so far have asked


Dec 6, 2021, 12:25 PM

PIGS of this ho?

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Re: Since none of these #### so far have asked


Dec 6, 2021, 12:28 PM

Waiting on her to reply if it’s ok to share some of my favorites.

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Just t-male them to everyone that likes this post***


Dec 6, 2021, 12:31 PM



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You can blur her face if you need to. We just wanna see her


Dec 6, 2021, 12:43 PM [ in reply to Re: Since none of these #### so far have asked ]

gash and stinkhole.

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I'm trying to be patient. I really am.


Dec 6, 2021, 12:50 PM [ in reply to Re: Since none of these #### so far have asked ]

It's darn near 1:00 and we've heard NONE of the details we are here for.

Let's get to it, FastChad.

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Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine


Dec 6, 2021, 1:14 PM [ in reply to Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine ]

Sorry. Course just opened up so very little time to post updates.

After dinner, she Ubered back with me and left her car at the restaurant so I knew that I had at least a 20% chance of closing the deal. One would think it was a sure thing but I have a long history of bad decisions and stupid mistakes that ###### defeat from the jaws of victory.

But not today my friends. She was so friendly in the Uber that I had to untuck my orange button down to hide my boner while walking through the lobby. I’m always self conscious about everyone knowing since the wrinkles in the shirt make it obvious it was just untucked. I use that move at strip clubs often. She knew what was going on and thanked me for being a gentleman.

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Still waiting for those grundle pigs***


Dec 6, 2021, 1:27 PM



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Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine


Dec 6, 2021, 1:35 PM [ in reply to Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine ]

After making it to the room, we went at it for three and a half hours with occasional stops for vodka tonics, water, potato chips and beef jerky. Room service was closed due to COVID or something so we had to settle for what I already had in my room. I liked her so much that I let her use my tooth brush after eating jerky.

I definitely didn’t drink enough water because I was so dehydrated that I woke up with foot cramps at least six times that night. After the second one, I got some overtime from Jasmine (not her real name). That was when the only weird thing happened. She asked me to hit her with my shoe while we were going at it. I figured what the hell and gave her a little wack on the shoulder. She yelled to REALLY hit her so I gave her a good one on the temple.

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Wanted to be hit by a shoe?


Dec 6, 2021, 1:56 PM

Cheese N rice!

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Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine


Dec 6, 2021, 1:58 PM [ in reply to Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine ]

The room smelled exactly what you’d expect it to smell like after the long night. We woke up just early enough to check out and headed to her place. That room needed a break that I don’t think we were going to provide.

She lives in a condo on the north side of Orlando. We went there after picking up her car from the restaurant. The place was so messy that I felt at ease. It was very homey. Saturday was all about football, messing around and getting to know about each other. She showed me pictures of her from when she worked at Disney. I think she was kind of upset that I didn’t know who Jasmine was, but got over it when I said that whoever she was, she was super hot. I meant that. I never really liked cartoons and never had been to Disney. If you’re like me and don’t know, google her. Thank me later.

I asked if she still had her work costume and she said that they didn’t let her keep it. I found a really hot one on Amazon and it’s being delivered today. I hope she doesn’t think it’s creepy that I ordered it for her, but shooters shoot.

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Well done. Now make with the pigs.***


Dec 6, 2021, 2:14 PM



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MauldinT, where are you???


Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine


Dec 6, 2021, 2:26 PM [ in reply to Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine ]

We stayed in on Saturday night and only left on Sunday for brunch to make our hangovers go away. She’s the first girl I’ve told about my accident and settlement and I waited until last night to tell her. It didn’t seem to change anything although she did seem even more committed in bed last night. You know you have a keeper when they start asking what your fantasies are. I, of course, lied to her because she would probably get freaked out if I answered honestly.

She had to work today so I’m playing golf by myself until she gets back. I’m playing really well and am almost done. I think she may be my soul mate and that is putting me at peace. I haven’t hit a single screaming duck hook all day and am chipping great. Fortunately I won’t have to post this score and #### up my handicap since nobody knows about it.

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Sandbagging sonofab!tch***


Dec 6, 2021, 2:41 PM



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MauldinT, where are you???


By not inputting his score, or for witholding Jasmine pigs?***


Dec 6, 2021, 3:26 PM



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Yes


Dec 6, 2021, 4:46 PM

but mostly for not inputting his score

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MauldinT, where are you???


Every FastChad post


Dec 6, 2021, 3:42 PM



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Re: Hey, FastChad GITT and tell us more about Jasmine


Dec 6, 2021, 4:03 PM

No pictures. This has not gone as expected. I assumed she would be flattered and tell me which of the pictures to use. Instead, the reply I got was “posting free pictures wouldn’t be fair to my OnlyFans followers”. That had never come up in conversation. I’m hoping it’s just a joke and she’ll laugh at me when she comes back from work.

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Forget the pigs, send the link***


Dec 7, 2021, 9:23 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Re: Forget the pigs, send the link***


Dec 7, 2021, 9:43 AM

I don’t get it. Why would you pay to see pictures on your phone or computer screen when there’s tons of free stuff available. At a strip club, you can usually get at least a handy. Seems like money better spent.

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Yo Chad, did you use the shoe again last night?***


Dec 7, 2021, 9:54 AM



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Re: Yo Chad, did you use the shoe again last night?***


Dec 7, 2021, 10:01 AM

No sir. I was afraid to stay there again last night. Her entire apartment was a mess except her bedroom. It was immaculate. I have a bad feeling that is where she films everything.

I said before that the shoe thing was the only weird moment of the weekend. She looked at her phone just before that so I’m wondering if one of her fans was watching us and asked her to have me do that. Seems like a strange fetish but I’m the last one that should judge.

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Why would that keep you from staying the night?


Dec 7, 2021, 10:24 AM

Mebbe she'll cut you in on some of the profits?

Also, weren't you in love with her about 24 hours ago?

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Re: Why would that keep you from staying the night?


Dec 7, 2021, 10:35 AM

19 hours to be exact. What started as a truly great day turned into my worst day since finding out what I thought was going to be my first child turned out to be someone else’s.

I don’t want a cut of her revenue. I’m going to take a break and head back up to SC today. I’m still planning on going to Utah with her in January so she can teach me how to ski though. We booked the trip on Sunday and I found out this morning that it’s not refundable. She’s apparently really good at it after growing up in Idaho.

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Again?


Dec 7, 2021, 10:49 AM

Is this babby #2 with a different deddy?

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Re: Again?


Dec 7, 2021, 10:55 AM

No. It’s only happened once. Still the saddest thing that has ever happened to me. I was looking forward to being a dad. I think I would have been really good at it.

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Aww shoot. I misread your post. Why did yesterday turn out


Dec 7, 2021, 11:17 AM

so terribly?

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Re: Aww shoot. I misread your post. Why did yesterday turn out


Dec 7, 2021, 11:36 AM

Because I found out the girl I was falling for is on OnlyFans. I couldn’t get the thought of guys like Tickle_It Jerking it to her pictures and videos. I thought I could get past it but his avatar kept popping up in my head.

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I still don't understand the problem here.***


Dec 7, 2021, 11:44 AM



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Re: I still don't understand the problem here.***


Dec 7, 2021, 11:55 AM



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This story reminds me of a song by the great


Dec 7, 2021, 11:56 AM [ in reply to Re: Aww shoot. I misread your post. Why did yesterday turn out ]

J. Geiles Band:

https://youtu.be/BqDjMZKf-wg

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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


You have no idea how much this warms my heart***


Dec 7, 2021, 12:36 PM [ in reply to Re: Aww shoot. I misread your post. Why did yesterday turn out ]



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Her fan that requested the shoe maneuver


Dec 7, 2021, 10:42 AM [ in reply to Re: Yo Chad, did you use the shoe again last night?*** ]



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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


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