Last Saturday night, Dabo and God had a conversation...
Dec 4, 2022, 10:49 AM
I'm thinking it went sort of like this...
Dabo - Dear God, thank you for my many blessings and the health of my family and football team.
God - You have been a faithful husband, father and coach.
Dabo - Again, thank you for my blessings, but can I ask you a question?
God - Sure.
Dabo - We talked preseason about last year. I understand you feeling that other teams deserved some attention, and You explained the injury situation, but I thought You told me, if I followed Your plan, Clemson would be a lock for the playoffs this year.
God - Yes, do as I said and you're going to be amazed at what I have planned next week.
Dabo - God, I followed your plan. I remained faithful, and just like last year we won some close games that many expected us to win by more than we did. You said the close wins would strengthen our team.
God - Yes.
Dabo - God, we just lost to the gamecocks.
God - Did you not do as I told you?
Dabo - Yes! I've done everything exactly as you instructed. I've redshirted the players you asked me to; I've listened to the coordinators, and I've kept DJ in at QB.
God - Did you bring in Cade against the gamecocks as I instructed?
Dabo - No you said bring him in against...oh no...Dear God...everyone KNOWS THAT CAROLINA IS IN CHAPEL HILL.