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All-In [46800]
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Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 1:35 PM
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A few years ago I posted about possibly dating a hot midget that kind of had a thing for me, but I was wary because she was a bit of a drinker and had a mean streak and, frankly, was a bit of a tramp. I know these things because a group of us had been out socially. Plus, we worked at the same place, although not for the same company. I wound up never doing it, for which I got cussed out, but we remained friends. After moving I lost touch with her as people tend to do, but she called me a couple of days ago because she is moving here after the new year and she wants to know if I would like to go out with her, and she sort of hinted around that she needed someplace to stay until she got a place of her own.
Since I got fired from my last job and found another one things have been pretty good. I don’t want to be unkind and not help her in a time of need, but I worry about inviting an alcoholic, sexually promiscuous midget with anger issues into my home. And it has nothing to do with her being a midget, but if things go south then I’m sure that will be thrown up to me. The thing is, if she would cut out the drinking, that would probably end the violence. She is otherwise a great girl with a good job and would be nice catch.
I don't know if I should risk it. Should I try to change her? Because if not then she is entrenched like a weed and it's a no win situation for me because society will always take the midget's side.
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CU Medallion [53159]
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Just give it the closet
Feb 9, 2022, 1:37 PM
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Amirite?
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 1:39 PM
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Orange Blooded [4510]
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Seems like a no-brainer, as long as you put the booze
Feb 9, 2022, 1:40 PM
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on the top shelf. HTH
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All-TigerNet [11188]
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 1:42 PM
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Still looking for your citing the op.
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All-TigerNet [11188]
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Re: My bad
Feb 9, 2022, 1:45 PM
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Copy and paste from a coot bored, but carry on I digress.
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110%er [7082]
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Re: My bad
Feb 9, 2022, 2:07 PM
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Yeah, Exsitu, I noticed that too.
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Legend [16428]
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Is this TigerNet or FGF?
Feb 9, 2022, 1:42 PM
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Seems this is a regular, recurring topic over there. Are we that bored?
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CU Guru [1650]
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Re: Is this TigerNet or FGF?
Feb 9, 2022, 1:58 PM
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Some people have different coping mechanisms when your basketball team disappoints day after day after day after day...
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CU Medallion [61500]
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Wow! No one has made a post about bob.
Feb 9, 2022, 1:48 PM
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Is the TNet getting less jokey?
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All-In [28213]
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do you have a barrel?***
Feb 9, 2022, 1:50 PM
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CU Guru [1650]
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 1:55 PM
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This is the kind of post that I had envisioned in the Amphitheater vs. the Football Board. Thank you for following the government guidelines and standards.
I would think about several things in accordance to where you are in your life. Midgets have a shorter life span. Dwarfism as they call it, is genetic (I need to double check). I am not so sure that she's an alcoholic but has a smaller body frame and can't digest and absorb two beers. Two beers are the limit for most grown males / females before intoxication. I suspect her limit is 3/4 of a 12 oz beer. You would need to properly ration out these portions for her. The promiscuity part is a tough one, only she can answer that in going forward. Why dig up skeletons? Best of luck to you!
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 2:28 PM
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Wherz da pigs?????
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I guess its already too late to install one of these on your
Feb 9, 2022, 2:30 PM
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front door?
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OK...I don't care who you are, that's funny !!!!***
Feb 9, 2022, 3:00 PM
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 2:32 PM
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You’re a builder. Just build shelving up high and put anything valuable out of reach.
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 4:35 PM
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Since you seem to have a propensity of getting fired that would probably be a plus for your references on your resume
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Standout [306]
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 4:44 PM
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Since you seem to have a propensity of getting fired that would probably be a plus for your references on your resume. Then again if her nickname is Bob this is a totally different conversation
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 7:54 PM
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Is her head well rounded or more flat on top?
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CU Guru [1558]
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 9:17 PM
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The dating a drunk midget post was on the coot site early to mid-last year.
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110%er [5468]
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 9:38 PM
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What’s that old joke about a midget with a flat head and no teeth?
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All-TigerNet [10801]
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 11:28 PM
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It means she's a keeper.
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 9, 2022, 11:49 PM
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I just never- I mean never- some of these answer are fantastic!
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Re: Need some advice from Clemson Gentlemen
Feb 10, 2022, 12:06 AM
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All-In [25383]
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The best person for advice on altitude-challenged
Feb 10, 2022, 8:36 AM
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people is none other than our own cutigerbob....
He'll give you the long and SHORT of it in a split second.
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