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Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town..
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Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town..


May 24, 2022, 9:19 AM

After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: 'Go up to the first two
bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These
two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my
girls on them. They won't know the difference'.

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says "You know, I think my girl was dead'. "Dead? says his friend, "Why do you say that?"'Well she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her'. His friend says. 'Could be worse I think mine was a witch'. "A witch??. why the hell would you say that?' 'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window... took my teeth with her!'

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I'm starting to think that you and I are on the same email


May 24, 2022, 9:23 AM

distro for this old guy at my church.

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I get these jokes off Reddit***


May 24, 2022, 9:24 AM



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Just….


May 24, 2022, 9:24 AM



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Hey, Chas15....I don't know about all that, but


May 24, 2022, 9:24 AM

HELP ME FIND MY KEYS AND WE'LL DRIVE OUTTA HERE!!!!!

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:-( I hope bengaline finds his teeth.***


May 24, 2022, 9:28 AM



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