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Jimmy's weird story.
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Jimmy's weird story.


Apr 7, 2022, 9:09 AM

As referenced yesterday in Jimmy's diddy about underperforming realtors, Jimmy is not DTF with the paranormal. Demons? Yes, real. Ghosts? No, not real (though this may just be a psychological defense mechanism, if jimmy is being honest).

But Jimmy did have one experience he can't quite explain but the memories still give him the goose nuts.

Preface this that at the time this incident occurred, it was basically coming right out of a deep sleep, so a) jimmy may still have been dreaming, or b) it was that time between awake and asleep that you see some queer figments of one's imagination.

Not sure if it was the sound, light, or something else that woke Jimmy up, but he sits up some and towards the corner of the room is a ball of light maybe the size of a beach ball, and there was this loud sucking noise; like if you purse your lips and try to suck in. This lasted for seconds, maybe five in total. Then nothing. Jimmy doesn't remember what happened after that; if he went back to sleep, or what. Just the moment. The sensation. The sound.

What makes it feel not like a dream is the goose nuts that come up on Jimmy's skin whenever he thinks about it. Suggests to Jimmy it was something important and real, and even if conscious memory of the event is incomplete, that the subsconscious still does.

That's all.

Prols aliens and why Jimmy has a colon that looks like a warzone (according to the doc).

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You do drugs, danny?***


Apr 7, 2022, 9:17 AM



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If she's a screamer, she'll get you arrested.


I went through D.A.R.E.


Apr 7, 2022, 9:29 AM

so yes.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Daughters of the American Revolution - Europe ? ?


Apr 7, 2022, 11:54 AM

Now you've lost me . . . .

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Re: You do drugs, danny?***


Apr 7, 2022, 5:18 PM [ in reply to You do drugs, danny?*** ]

Everyday.

Good. So what's the problem?

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I caught a shadow figure out the corner of my eye


Apr 7, 2022, 9:20 AM

in the bedroom the other night.

Had the same shape and walk of my grandfather-in-law (who's house we live in).

But I still don't believe in ghosts.

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I like your funny words magic man


I got you brotha***


Apr 7, 2022, 9:33 AM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: Jimmy's weird story.


Apr 7, 2022, 9:25 AM



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Science got your back - just be glad it didn’t hit your TV


Apr 7, 2022, 9:25 AM

https://youtu.be/Vd2i_yfETYo

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Not going to lie...everything about that tracks.


Apr 7, 2022, 9:33 AM

Size. Color. If it "imploded," that is the same mechanism of the sucking sound. Plus hair on end that close to electricity.

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Huh - I always thought ball lightning was a side effect of


Apr 7, 2022, 9:36 AM [ in reply to Science got your back - just be glad it didn’t hit your TV ]

#### bleaching.

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if you're an amateur.***


Apr 7, 2022, 9:39 AM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Your posts read like APM and TentDweller had a babby.***


Apr 7, 2022, 10:28 AM



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Re: Your posts read like APM and TentDweller had a babby.***


Apr 7, 2022, 11:50 AM



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Dang. I was going for Faulkner and FastChad.***


Apr 7, 2022, 11:52 AM [ in reply to Your posts read like APM and TentDweller had a babby.*** ]



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drunk at the putt putt.


I picture FastChad as the dude in this gif


Apr 7, 2022, 1:31 PM

.


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Re: I picture FastChad as the dude in this gif


Apr 8, 2022, 10:27 AM

LOL at me wearing a tie.

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goose nuts ?


Apr 7, 2022, 1:25 PM

HOw about


DEEEEZ nuts ?

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Not scared of aliens or ghosts. I welcome them.


Apr 8, 2022, 10:34 AM

I have had nightmares where I experience sleep paralysis… many times. I’ve watched my children be murdered, jump off of high cliffs, reach for me to save them but not be able to move my arms to help. I’ve screamed as people slit my wife’s throat. Aliens and ghosts are nice reminder that I should force myself to wake up. I love aliens. I hate people. Especially when they smile at me as they are walking away, right before they stab me in my chest because I can’t move my arms.

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Re: Not scared of aliens or ghosts. I welcome them.


Apr 8, 2022, 11:29 AM



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