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Why is everyone so stupid now? I started on Friday calling
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Why is everyone so stupid now? I started on Friday calling


Jun 28, 2022, 1:03 AM

a medical specialist for which I have a procedure scheduled on Wed June 29. Simple questions - what exactly does the procedure entail; is there any prep (fasting, do I take my normal meds, etc); what is the recovery/after effects; do I need someone to drive me there and bring me home; etc etc. Basic simple stuff. Last appt with this doc was in March, he covered none of this, and no one has contacted me.

After no response from Friday voice mail, I called all day today, starting at 9am. Called again at 11am, 2pm, 4 pm. No one ever answers the phone, everything goes to voice mail. Followed their instructions to the letter every time - leave name, DOB, and detailed question as to why you are calling. Repeated all of the above paragraph every time. Very specific.

They called me back at 4:50. First words out of her mouth: "Hello Mr XXXX, how can I help you?"

JFC, I wanted to reach through the phone and strangle her. And leave finger prints, just so I can be on Forensic Files.

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A drunk will run a STOP sign, but a stoner will wait for it to turn green.


Sounds like the question was needed


Jun 28, 2022, 7:14 AM

...because apparently you needs changed when you received the call.

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John 3:16; 14:1-6


Side effects


Jun 28, 2022, 7:47 AM

Stress, elevated blood pressure, anxiety, violent tendencies

If your practice is anything like all the ones around here, you will be asked to complete a patient satisfaction survey so you will get a change to voice your grievance.


And nothing will change.

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Re: Why is everyone so stupid now? I started on Friday calling


Jun 28, 2022, 8:03 AM

Look man, I went over the entire embiggening procedure in full detail back in March, it’s not my transsexual Filipino secretary Felipé’s fault that you didn’t write notes. You have to be fully shaved, including the sack and taint, and make sure you clip the toenail on the donation site.

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No, I'm getting reduction surgery... not a simple procedure.


Jun 28, 2022, 3:23 PM



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A drunk will run a STOP sign, but a stoner will wait for it to turn green.


Next time include something along the lines of


Jun 28, 2022, 8:15 AM

"Urgently reply or I'll come down there where I can get my hands on somebody."

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Re: Next time include something along the lines of


Jun 28, 2022, 8:51 AM



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Just a guess ... cell phones + Tik Tok***


Jun 28, 2022, 8:41 AM



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It's that darned color television!


Jun 28, 2022, 8:44 AM

NO ONE EVER GOES OUTSIDE NO MORE WHEN I WAS A KID I COULD PLAY WITH A STICK ALL DAY AND BE HAPPY BECAUSE I WAS POOR AND MY PARENTS HATED ME AND LOCKED ME OUTSIDE ALL DAY. AND I SHOVED THAT STICK IN MY BUTT WHEN I GOT BORED AND I LIKE IT BECAUSE BACK THEN WE WERENT SNOWFLAKES WHO COULDNT ENJOY A GOOD STICK IN THE BUTT

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RREMINDED ME OF U~~~ HAVE A GREAT DAY SWEATY!


Jun 28, 2022, 8:55 AM



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Exactly!!! When I was 8 I was already working in the Nike factory in Laos***


Jun 28, 2022, 9:36 AM [ in reply to It's that darned color television! ]



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I'm glad you escaped that bleak existence.***


Jun 28, 2022, 11:32 AM



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Tik Tok will make you smarter if you only watch


Jun 28, 2022, 10:00 AM [ in reply to Just a guess ... cell phones + Tik Tok*** ]

BBQ folks, Wood Workers, and Adam Conover.

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Re: Why is everyone so stupid now? I started on Friday calling


Jun 28, 2022, 8:57 AM

Obviously you were recording their calls and any deviation for what they say will open them up to a massive malpractice lawsuit.

Welcome to the year 2022

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hope the procedure fixes your crotchety feeling!***


Jun 28, 2022, 9:32 AM



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Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Not saying this is the case here...


Jun 28, 2022, 9:51 AM

but hospitals and medical facilities in general are closer to the breaking point than we want to admit due to staffing shortages.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: Not saying this is the case here...


Jun 28, 2022, 10:12 AM

I'll be that they don't have that delay problem when getting the $ to the bank.

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