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Is there any better feeling
Apr 27, 2021, 7:40 AM
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than rushing to work and barely making it on the pot.
You spend 2 minutes working on a son of a ##### of a log that could be used as a mortar round in battle.
It drops, and so much pressure releases it sounds like a big rig letting out it's brakes.
Then comes a forceful stream of liquified death that lifts you off the seat.
Then when you stand up, you have to go down a notch on your belt.
I need a cigarette now
Gonna be a good day jounge!
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Re: Is there any better feeling
Apr 27, 2021, 7:48 AM
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It is a FAR better feeling
Apr 27, 2021, 7:52 AM
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than not making it.
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Making perfect grill marks on your ribeye on a
Apr 27, 2021, 7:54 AM
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charcoal grill is a good feeling too.
Gotta do that 1/4 turn before flipping, man!!
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Re: Is there any better feeling
Apr 27, 2021, 7:59 AM
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All you people with bowel issues. I hydrate, eat enough fiber, and have a healthy colonic microbiome. My dumps are vastly superior.
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Re: Is there any better feeling
Apr 27, 2021, 8:02 AM
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My medical frand, just like how Covid affects everyjuan
Apr 27, 2021, 8:47 AM
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differently, so are their bowels. The more fiber I eat, the messier my shid gets. My G/I told me to not eat so much fiber. That's after the first one told me to eat more and then I fired him because he was an idiot and made muh guts worser with that and probiotics. He ran all sorts of bloodwork, tests, hell he even stuck a camera up my ### to look at my collin. My wife and I were eating whole grain ever thing for years. Lean meats, vegetables, etc. When I switched from hole grain to white bread and regular pasta, etc. etc. my world changed. Sure I still have blowouts, but not daily. IBS, like cocaine, is a hell of a drug.
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Well, you can't compete with 3 people at least
Apr 27, 2021, 9:40 AM
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The Queen of England, the Pope, and the nutjob running North Korea.
It is documented that none of them poop, fart, or have sex.
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for some reason, when @FBCoach attempts pewp humor
Apr 27, 2021, 8:08 AM
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it's not funny.
It makes me sad, actually.
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IKR? That whole post felt like something similar to
Apr 27, 2021, 8:13 AM
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what he'd write on an anniversary card.
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' you are the pallet to my deck'
Apr 27, 2021, 8:16 AM
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'the fly to my zapper'
'the diarrhea to my work terlit'
'I love you forever, so I sprung for the name-brand ranch. Economy size'
'Let's get tipsy on yellow tail and have gross shower seggs'
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Yellow tail is disgusting
Apr 27, 2021, 8:18 AM
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Sutter home is 8 dollars for a big bottle
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"Baby it seem like yessterday when your Dad said
Apr 27, 2021, 8:18 AM
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I wasnt gonna amount to nuthin. I can't wait to prove him wrong one day. Me without you is like Big without Rich."
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honestly there's quite a number of better feelings
Apr 27, 2021, 8:18 AM
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than that. Just waking up and taking a shower is a better feeling than that. Or an ice-cold drink of water or beer after coming in from working in the yard on a 90 degree day. Basic, run-of-the-mill everyday things feel better than that.
What you describe is really not pleasant at all.
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Lot o points [163008]
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The only time that is pleasant is if your are "stowed up"
Apr 27, 2021, 10:08 AM
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as my elders use to say. And I mean it is painful as you try to release the log and it feels like it is the size of a baseball or more. You push and you push, tears come to your eyes and it seems like it is never going to make it.
Then it does.
That is a great feeling.
Pro tip - flush a lot before wiping that blood away from your #######. It may not make it all the first time.
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Last night we were reading the girls stories for bed
Apr 27, 2021, 8:50 AM
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Some redneck in the distance fired off a rifle round because Taylors. It was LOUD, like deer hunting round, maybe elephant, not the usual shotgun round I'm used to hearing. Anyhoo, I was quite surprised bout the loudness and looked at my wife and asked if she heared that. She said wut....I said that gunshot....she said I thought that was your stomach...Girl watTF?? Apparently my stomach is capable of making gunshot noises in her mind. Probably a valid assumption on her part tho.
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