I mean, are you going to have to wear tin foil underwear to protect your sac? Is it going to be so bright that those in the stadium are going to have to wear protective shades...I wear my sunglasses at night... What about loss of ticket sales? Will people just sit on the dyke to watch the game instead of buying a ticket? Asking for a friend
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