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Inside the Coot Mind
Jul 19, 2015, 12:23 AM
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On hearing the news of another stud , 4 st?r linebacker committing to Clemson ... assistant fry cook and basket handler Herbert Forquard became despondent . Fries sogged . Alarms rang in a pelting background hodge podge of voices mumbling and the drone of the ventilator fans ...this was not a good time to hear that news .
Clemson owns the series , he reflected winsomely ...and it looks like they are back on top for a while .
Alarms further muffled by his tattering inner emotional outburst .
Snapped back into the McDonald's day , he steadied himself against the bun warmer ...beads of oily sweat formed on his pimply forehead . He wiped his brow . Then bit his greasy fingernail .
Those taste like the night shift didn't filter the fryers . He was an intuitive assistant fry cook and basket handler . 11 years of this tile and stucco penitentiary will give you that . Seems like just hours had passed since he walked off that coliseum floor with his Scar diploma , ready to tame the midlands . He turned and shut off the alarm.
Fries are done .
He reckoned too , forlornly ...so were his beloved Gamekocks .
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Crickets..........
Jul 19, 2015, 12:41 AM
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NFM
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Re: Inside the Coot Mind like a
Jul 19, 2015, 1:21 AM
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BB in the Grand Canyon....
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Re: Inside the Coot Mind like a
Jul 19, 2015, 5:44 AM
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Hot dog down a hallway .
Wait , is that the right analogy? I might have my alogy's mixed up .
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The "Inside of a Coot Mind" is like
Jul 20, 2015, 3:42 PM
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being inside a septic tank...
and it doesn't matter if it has been pumped out or not.
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Re: Inside the Coot Mind
Jul 19, 2015, 6:34 AM
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I know Farquard's cousins, Joe Fockalollie and Freddy Comstock.
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You certainly know the ins and outs of running a grill in a
Jul 19, 2015, 6:59 AM
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Mickey D. How did that happen?
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Re: You certainly know the ins and outs of running a grill in a
Jul 19, 2015, 8:05 AM
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I done had a vision . In it were tortured Coot souls around a boiling kettle of oil . In the backgroung , grinning menacingly was a 6 foot clown , just in an unlit doorway .
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Re: You certainly know the ins and outs of running a grill in a
Jul 19, 2015, 8:07 AM
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Gator Bowl , do you know his best friend from USUC, Johnny Lunchmeat ?
He works across the street at the Cactus Car Wash .
He loves the details .
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Just beautiful......flashes of Hemingway and other writers..
Jul 20, 2015, 4:21 PM
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who just know how to pull the emotion from your inner workings!
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close enough*****
Jul 20, 2015, 4:25 PM
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Re: Inside the Coot Mind
Jul 20, 2015, 4:54 PM
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...is very lonely unless you attend the Bama party
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Good Lawd, I TU'd you but your poetic license may be...
Jul 20, 2015, 10:46 PM
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...revoked after that one.
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Re: Inside the Coot Mind
Jul 20, 2015, 11:40 PM
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Inside the Coot mind? That would be a very small place. Golf ball sized, maybe.
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Re: Inside the Coot Mind
Jul 21, 2015, 12:10 AM
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That was done so well... I would not be surprised if
Jul 21, 2015, 12:54 AM
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we wake up to a gofundme account for the poor fellow!
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