In this past weekend's adventure, I installed a bidet
Apr 19, 2021, 9:38 AM
And let me tell you, I think is going to be a life-changing move. I've linked the product below. It was about $40 on Amazon and took just a few minutes to install. All it requires is some screwin' and some nuttin'.
And y'all. I don't know why this isn't more of a thing in America. My bum has been rosy fresh all weekend since I put this in. Granted, the first time I took a full stream into the nether void, I probably felt like Lindsey Graham did back in his fraternity, but you quickly get used to it. Why is this not standard in every home? Think how many fewer cases we would have of people walking around town with Deebo's underwear on.
My wife hasn't used it yet as she somehow thinks it's gross. But this thing has a self-cleaning function and a protective shield when not in use, which is great for those post-burrito moments.
I have now added more excitement to my pooping life.