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I think my coaching career is ending soon
Apr 26, 2022, 11:18 AM
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had practice yesterday, one of my freshmen was missing, no note or text. Anyway, got home and this person is Snapchat buddies with my daughter. Daughter shows me screenshots of this girls story, first snap says: "Skipping practice" second one says "Eating Mexican while skipping practice."
I text her, "hey, where were you today"
Her: "I had a migraine."
Me: "OK, did the Mexican food help it ?"
Her: "What ?"
I send her the screenshots
Her: "I won't do it again."
Me: "I know you won't. Turn in your uniform."
Call my AD, he says, tell her parents and you are good.
Called her mom, her mom said she told her that practice was cancelled, thank you for letting me know.
There is an unending game of excuses these kids use to get out of any hard work
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Bro. It’s girl’s soccer. This is America. You want be missed!
Apr 26, 2022, 11:21 AM
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Why do you hate Mexican’s food so much?
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110%er [9713]
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And yes… I spelled it perfect this time.
Apr 26, 2022, 11:23 AM
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I hate, when I type something and the machine types something else. We are basically writing songs here. I still need the magic.
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Social media darwinism at work again.
Apr 26, 2022, 11:21 AM
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You shoulda let her come back to practice then made her run until she puked up her tacos.
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This is why I can respect you
Apr 26, 2022, 11:24 AM
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forcing her to throw up tacos, so she'd have to buy more the next day. Your business acumen is probably up there with C4L and his sweet potato farming or Warren Buffett
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You are so dumb .gif
Apr 26, 2022, 11:24 AM
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The last thing I want to eat after throwing up is more of what I just threw up.
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Imma go out on a limb here and say you aren't a
Apr 26, 2022, 11:28 AM
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big gurl, and the subject at hand is in fact a big gurl. Big gurl gone taco errry chance she get.
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Hey, I just learn from observation. And many years ago I
Apr 26, 2022, 11:30 AM
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realized that MF that put "repeat if necessary" on a shampoo bottle was just tryin to increase consumption b/c who DAFUUK has to repeat warshing they hair in the same shower?
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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For skipping juan practice
Apr 26, 2022, 11:24 AM
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bruh....you need some more melatonin gummies.
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CU Medallion [66054]
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Nope for lying about it
Apr 26, 2022, 11:25 AM
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if she had fessed up, I'd just add some extra punishment. If you lie, you are gone
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That’s pretty harsh. What if she was destined
Apr 26, 2022, 11:28 AM
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To play soccer at Anderson College and P-whip a Tiger QB first round draft pick into submission, guaranteeing her a life of social media leisure? You just messed up destiny.
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CU Medallion [66054]
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First of all she spells it Destinay
Apr 26, 2022, 11:29 AM
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and secondly, I can't refute your logic
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Your weakness as a coach is on full display here.
Apr 26, 2022, 11:30 AM
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You cut out someone's tongue for lying, not send them home. Didn't you take a coaching 101 class or something???
THIS IS WHY THERE IS NO GIRLS SOCCER COACH IN THE BIBLE.
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Our society is built on LIES.
Apr 26, 2022, 11:31 AM
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Nice to see you Good game ref I'm fine thanks You look nice tonight It's OK I tested clean Birds are real I love you too Aunt Bunny
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counterpoint:
Apr 26, 2022, 11:32 AM
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You probably meant it when you said "I love you Aunt Bunny" while holding her tight and feeling her boobies against your fivehead.
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I can still feel the bristle of her bosom hair against me.***
Apr 26, 2022, 11:37 AM
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JESUS STEVE***
Apr 26, 2022, 11:37 AM
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Pretty harsh
Apr 26, 2022, 11:27 AM
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I mean I knew better than skipping practice, but if I had been fahred for skipping practice 1 time....that would have been pretty devastating.
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Yeah, but the act of videoing evidence against yourself
Apr 26, 2022, 11:30 AM
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and spreading it via social media warrants the punishment IMO.
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Re: Yeah, but the act of videoing evidence against yourself
Apr 26, 2022, 11:35 AM
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Better that she learn the lesson now.
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Unfortunately, I doubt she will. This type of person doesn't
Apr 26, 2022, 11:43 AM
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possess the intelligence required to learn lessons. You might as well try to get your neighborhood deer to get your mail for you. If I had to bet, she's now concocted a new story where MauldinT is some horrific bad guy who is oppressing her and her actions had nothing to do with getting kicked off. The fact that she created video evidence against herself is not factoring into her thought processes whatsoever.
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Quershion
Apr 26, 2022, 11:29 AM
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If she comes back to you later, apologizes and begs to be let back on, would you let her? Obviously there would have to be some sort of punishment and an agreement on future behaviors.
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Nope. I spell it out at the beginning of every season
Apr 26, 2022, 11:32 AM
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You (or a parent) must contact me to let me know if you are missing. If you lie to me at any time and I find out, you are gone.
If you are thinking that's too tough. I left a basketball practice an hour early my junior year. Parents were divorced, my mom picked me up to take me to Charlotte with her on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
Coach benched me three games for that.
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Just a question. Don't turn around and put it back on me.***
Apr 26, 2022, 11:34 AM
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Keep it up and Mauldin gone kick YOU off the team***
Apr 26, 2022, 11:35 AM
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He already did that time at Mellow Mushroom***
Apr 26, 2022, 11:35 AM
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Lesbireal, you were probably
Apr 26, 2022, 11:43 AM
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benched most games anyway, right? Maybe get in the last two minutes with a 20 pt lead and take a shot behind the arc that gets thrown out of bounds??
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I think I’ve seen that movie.
Apr 26, 2022, 11:33 AM
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To be clear, all actors in it were 18+.
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Re: I think my coaching career is ending soon
Apr 26, 2022, 11:32 AM
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One would think you taught her a lesson that will have a positive impact on the rest of her life. A very young FastChad was kicked off his little league baseball team even though he was leading the lead in deep pop flies for lighting a smoke bomb on the team bus back from a tournament.
A year or two later, a much wiser FastChad was kicked off his high school junior varsity golf team for betting on matches. Coincidentally, a substitute teacher at the school got fired for running a book making operation two days later.
I bring up these two stories from my youth as an example that your lesson will be limited to teaching her the value of discretion, if anything at all. She’s still going to be a failure whos only chance at happiness will be marrying a doctor.
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TIL that MauldinT raised
Apr 26, 2022, 11:32 AM
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a narc. Snitches get stitches bro.
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You are so right. Wait until a new group chat is formed and
Apr 26, 2022, 11:40 AM
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Mauldinteengurl gets left off of it she'll feel the wrath at that point.
Or worse, she may not get invited to the Horry County fair this year.
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Harsh AF, for real. Suspend her a few games but removing
Apr 26, 2022, 11:42 AM
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her from the team is harsh as fu>ck. Everyone deserves a second chance, unless she is already on her second chance. If that is the case, send her packing. But if this is a first offense, gotta make it hurt but not kill her career.
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/\/\/\ Yeah, probably need
Apr 26, 2022, 11:45 AM
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to write a letter of apology too with a $20 chilis gift card.
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"You're off the team."
Apr 26, 2022, 11:46 AM
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LOL at all the "too harsh" responses
Apr 26, 2022, 11:56 AM
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Maybe it is. But she skipped, bragged about it publicly, was in y'all's face about it with the Mexican food, then lied about it to you.
It'll certainly send a message to anyone else who wants to do the same thing in the future.
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When her mom told me that she lied to them, too
Apr 26, 2022, 12:01 PM
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I looked upon the field in which my fvcks grow, and behold it was barren
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The lying I understand, it's the self-snitching that's
Apr 26, 2022, 12:04 PM
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so abhorrent to me. That is why she doesn't deserve a second chance.
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Re: When her mom told me that she lied to them, too
Apr 26, 2022, 12:13 PM
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Maybe she was having her period and just didn't want to reveal that fact. Mexican does make it all better ya know.
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A good coach would punish her at upcoming practices...
Apr 26, 2022, 12:12 PM
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...and then tell her she is off the team.
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Yes, but a championship-level coach would
Apr 26, 2022, 2:26 PM
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wear her sun-bleached skull on a gold chain around his neck at every team function for the rest of the year.
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Same. And I'm not getting out of the business because of
Apr 26, 2022, 12:28 PM
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kids. I'm getting out because of parents and the idea that every sport has to be year round.
That there should be no down time, no time for kids to recover. The travel ball mentality is killing sports.
I was sent an article the other day about the mass exodus of coaches. It's going to become a major problem.
I don't know why anybody would want to be a coach today.
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Same. five to six girls that should be playing for me
Apr 26, 2022, 1:40 PM
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are doing travel volleyball
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It's the idea that we should be working insane hours
Apr 26, 2022, 1:42 PM
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year round whether coaching, lifting, or studying the game to make a couple thousand dollars a year.
No thanks.
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she must have been one of your less talented players***
Apr 26, 2022, 12:57 PM
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Nope, easily top 3
Apr 26, 2022, 1:41 PM
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she has a chance to play in college, just lazy af
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cool, I hope you taught her a valuable lesson***
Apr 26, 2022, 1:42 PM
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I would say that value is the partial scholarship that she
Apr 26, 2022, 2:17 PM
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now won't get. But hey, it's not like she is a child and will make mistakes.
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Let’s be real. It’s 2022
Apr 26, 2022, 2:19 PM
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She’ll be back on the team within a week after mom and dad have a heated, legal-action-threatening meeting with the Principal and AD, after which the AD will cut MauldinT’s legs right out from under him.
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Yep, she just needs to know the right person to contact
Apr 26, 2022, 2:30 PM
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and this all becomes MauldinT®'s fault and he ends up applying to coach elsewhere.
IMO, she shouldn't have been cut, but severely punished. Also, the AD, principal, and Board should all back Mauldawg
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ITT is the reason why coaches DGAF when making decisions
Apr 26, 2022, 12:58 PM
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either way you're going to #### half of the people off.
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Correct, and I'd rather not #### off the people on the team
Apr 26, 2022, 1:34 PM
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busting their ###
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I would have made her run laps the entire practice.
Apr 26, 2022, 1:45 PM
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And benched her for a game or 2.
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