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I'm too hungover for all of this paperwork
Apr 30, 2021, 9:05 AM
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I am convinced underwriters are sado/masochists who get off on being ### holes
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My dude
Apr 30, 2021, 9:07 AM
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You know the majority of us have signed the same documents that you are signing right now and we all know that all you have to do is docusign the forms in your email.
Stop acting like you are a character on "The Young and The Restless"
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The majority of us don't have to write 50 explanation
Apr 30, 2021, 9:08 AM
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letters explaining cash deposits for egg sales.
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That's when you work with people who operate in the
Apr 30, 2021, 9:13 AM
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20th century.
Everything I have to send in has to be printed, wet signed, scanned, and sent back.
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Wait till you find out you can sign and initial
Apr 30, 2021, 9:14 AM
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in Adobe.
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Re: Wait till you find out you can sign and initial
Apr 30, 2021, 9:17 AM
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That's why I always keep a digital copy of my signature for PDFs.
The dealership where I got my truck a couple of months ago, they had a digital signing table where you could sign with one of those stylus pens, then they gave you all the docs on a flash drive afterwards.
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psst....https://www.pdfescape.com/***
Apr 30, 2021, 10:08 AM
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Well there's not much left if he did that***
Apr 30, 2021, 11:05 AM
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That's very true since I took your suggestion
Apr 30, 2021, 11:12 AM
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of applying every purchase I've ever made to my net
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Oculus Spirit [81053]
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So..I see you'll be filing the 1040EZ over the phone again
Apr 30, 2021, 11:27 AM
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this year, huh?
Just wondering if you have ever heard of the term "deduction", and when I say that, I don't mean just your children?
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I’m too drunk to taste this chicken***
Apr 30, 2021, 9:48 AM
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Just found a clause from the underwriter that we must
Apr 30, 2021, 10:11 AM
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write a signed and dated letter explaining why we are purchasing the new house after selling our old house.
I have my lending agent typing up an official letterhead document stating "so we won't be homeless"
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Is your credit score even in triple digits?***
Apr 30, 2021, 10:12 AM
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I hate you, but had to TU this one***
Apr 30, 2021, 10:58 AM
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There for awhile I was thinking this was the most bizarre
Apr 30, 2021, 10:21 AM
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real estate transaction in the history of mankind, and that you are actually functionally retarded...And you might be. But clearly this has all been an elaborate ruse to entertain the junge. I give it to you, actually listing your house for sale took some dedication to the story, and it has been entertaining. However, we're too far into unbelievable territory now.
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About 90% of it has been true***
Apr 30, 2021, 10:36 AM
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The only untrue part is
Apr 30, 2021, 12:30 PM
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selling your house. Didn't happen and you are stuck with it.
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Re: The only untrue part is
Apr 30, 2021, 12:33 PM
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