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David Hood posting about getting a vasectomy
Apr 28, 2021, 10:11 AM
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on FB is the only FB content I am here for.
Dude complains that his wife cuts him off until he can get one, and talk of cutting hole sin his sack and the BURNING.
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All-In [42026]
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Stay by your keyboards!***
Apr 28, 2021, 10:12 AM
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All-In [46801]
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How could he see a hole in his sack?***
Apr 28, 2021, 10:13 AM
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After you get one, you get constant seggs so you can make
Apr 28, 2021, 10:14 AM
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sure you cleaned the pipes of all the bad spermies.
jk, you get to crank it alot until you jo into a cup and send it to the doctor for analysis.
THEN the constant guilt free seggs starts
jklol
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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This post operation crank.
Apr 28, 2021, 10:16 AM
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Is this something you're doing on your own, or did you get help?
I heard it can be bloody?
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Heisman Winner [105478]
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The wife often offers to help because you did that for her
Apr 28, 2021, 10:19 AM
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but I was more Han Solo, IIRC. I do not remember any blood at all. I remember the burning smell while it was happening though, I will never forget the smell of cauterized nutsaq flesh.
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When I got mine, I was all drugged up, of course.
Apr 28, 2021, 2:07 PM
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On my way out the door, the doc gave me a cup for a sample.
I said, "it's gonna take me a while to fill this cup up. What time do yall close today?
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lulz
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I'm just sitting here visiualizing Hood raw dogging and
Apr 28, 2021, 10:15 AM
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leaving it in for the wife to deal with in the bathroom, and, I gotta tell you, I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
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I enter the lunge for humor/entertainment and I get this?
Apr 28, 2021, 10:25 AM
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Hood’s vasectomy?
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Oculus Spirit [78831]
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can't he pull out
Apr 28, 2021, 10:25 AM
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or use a rubber?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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His nickname in college was "Leave It In" Dave***
Apr 28, 2021, 10:30 AM
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CU Medallion [55664]
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APM hopes Hood don't come up in da Lunge.
Apr 28, 2021, 10:51 AM
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Because he might get all offended like many of you have when he discovers he will soon become half a man...
*ducking*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjiAq89cy6w
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