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All-In [40332]
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I hate people
May 11, 2021, 2:26 PM
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Feels good to be a ganagsta
Dude just blew by me in a shopping center parking lot
Straight through a stop sign and then parked in the fire lane like owned the world
I paid up was buying wine for Mrs Fluff for her ###### day at school, so I was quick
Dude was paying and I walked up and said
You zoomed past me, ran a stop sign and parked illegally and I still got out of here before you
Bring on the CSBs
I wanted to have the customer service people page the owner of a black tundra because it was being towed, but that would have been lying
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Orange Blooded [2999]
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Re: I hate people
May 11, 2021, 2:32 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79073]
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Re: I hate people
May 11, 2021, 2:32 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97633]
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Lol. Reminds me of the guy in the Mercedes
May 11, 2021, 2:33 PM
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who blew past me one day. Then stopped in a gas station and there he was, parked between two pumps, and the place was packed and people were waiting. I backed in right to his bumper so I could barely get to the remaining gas pump. He then comes strolling out the store (left his pump pumping btw), and he's wearing the 80's prick outfit. Polo shirt, khakis, has the sweater around his neck. Had a pair of Ray Bans pushed up on top of his head. Just so much ugh.
About 10 miles down the road I saw him, pulled over by a cop. Felt sooo good.
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CU Medallion [55981]
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Every time I see someone leave their car running in the
May 11, 2021, 2:35 PM
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fire lane while they run into a store I have to fight the urge to jump in their car and drive away. I don't want to vandalize their car or drive it off a cliff or anything. I just want to park it far enough away that they're sufficiently inconvenienced for being Sofa King selfish and lazy.
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All-In [40332]
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“I’m just running in real quick”
May 11, 2021, 2:41 PM
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The ONLY time I ever do that is if I truly am buying one thing at the front of my Publix, I know that place like the back of my hand
AND Mrs Fluff has to be in the car in case it needs moving
AND only if the kids are in the car and taking them out and in would take longer than just going in
The occurrence of all 3 criteria at the same time (I don’t leave my kids in the car alone, I’m no savage) is an extreme rarity, but I’m ashamed I’ve done it the few times that I have
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Orange Blooded [2883]
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Jerk...
May 11, 2021, 7:30 PM
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Just sayin'
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Lot o points [155494]
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Oculus Spirit [79366]
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Oh I want to vandalize it, possibly even break their legs
May 11, 2021, 3:00 PM
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Maybe they'd appreciate those 2 dozen extra steps it takes to get from the parking lot if they physically couldn't walk anymore.
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Orange Blooded [2883]
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Beat me to it...
May 11, 2021, 7:31 PM
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Great post if we are all being honest.
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Heisman Winner [135399]
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You could have set the truck on fire
May 11, 2021, 2:38 PM
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last week. Not this week. No gas.
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Oculus Spirit [79366]
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It should be legal to key any cars parked in the fire lane
May 11, 2021, 2:56 PM
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Especially if you can verify the person weighs over 350lbs.
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All-In [40332]
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For real, they are already handicap parking eligible***
May 11, 2021, 2:58 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79073]
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CU Medallion [60200]
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Just carry around some "I'm a PR*CK" bumper stickers
May 11, 2021, 4:43 PM
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in your car, something nasty in BIG BOLD LETTERS, quickly slap on that back bumper, and let'm roll.
They won't see the sticker for at least a few days so they'll ride around proudly.
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Orange Blooded [2883]
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And don't put it on the bumper...
May 11, 2021, 7:34 PM
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Make sure it is on a painted surface. Usually harder to remove and could cause damage
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Legend [16646]
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^^The Voice of Experience!
May 11, 2021, 8:22 PM
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All-American [590]
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Re: And don't put it on the bumper...
May 11, 2021, 9:07 PM
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You're an old. Do tell the last time you saw an unpainted bumper...
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