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From an Aggie board...
Oct 31, 2022, 7:00 PM
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..."If you'll take Jimbo from us we'll pay Harsin's buyout and give you three five stars in the transfer portal."
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It’s hard to imagine a program
Oct 31, 2022, 7:08 PM
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outside of Columbia that is melting down at the speed of TAMU. In a related note, I would watch Jimbo getting run out of Dodge on pay-per-view.
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All-TigerNet [10903]
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Re: From an Aggie board...
Oct 31, 2022, 7:22 PM
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That's funny. If the Coots made such an offer with Beamer to Auburn, they would have to throw in five 3 stars.
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Re: From an Aggie board...
Oct 31, 2022, 7:27 PM
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If they run him out of town in December, we’ll probably see another Christmas tree or two dumped at the curb of his big mansion.
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SC doesn't have that many five stars.
Oct 31, 2022, 7:32 PM
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I was making a feeble joke about the 3 guys smoking pot before the SC game.
Note: The original post didn't come from an Aggie board. I just made it up. Thought it would be funnier if the joke included the Aggie board reference.
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All-TigerNet [10903]
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Re: SC doesn't have that many five stars.
Oct 31, 2022, 8:43 PM
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Five 3 stars. That was my joke. ?
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Re: SC doesn't have that many five stars.
Oct 31, 2022, 9:03 PM
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Jimmy Buffet once said he never had a woman who was a ten, two fives once, but never a ten.
If Jimmy Buffet was a coot, he would have probably been proud to admit he had five twos at the same time...and it would have probably been behind a trash dumpster...in the parking lot before a home football game.
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Re: SC doesn't have that many five stars.
Oct 31, 2022, 11:43 PM
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joke or not that's pretty close to their limit, off top the 2 5☆DL from SC is all that I recall-
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Jimbo is like a guy you play poker with the for the first time.
Oct 31, 2022, 7:27 PM
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He does all kind of fancy shuffling, putting on a show to make himself look like he knows what he's doing. You think to yourself, he might be good, better be careful.
But then he ends up in a goat pen wearing only his fruit of the looms because the only thing he had left to bet on the last hand of the night was a dare.
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They would probably pay his buyout, trade him for a rotten
Oct 31, 2022, 7:30 PM
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hollowed out pumpkin full of Skittles, and pay somebody else in the SEC to take him so that they would have at least one assured win a year, at this point in time.
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If we think the competition is fierce between us and
Oct 31, 2022, 7:34 PM
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the Gamecocks, the Aggies and Horns ratchet it up to a whole new level with oil and cattle money as loose as a gaggle of hoes surrounding Willy Brice!
My kin in Texas have talked about it for years, and the bagloads of cash would fill a railroad car.
I don't believe for a moment that Jimbo's buyout would phase those people, if and when they decide to cut ties. Football in Texas is included in the phrase "God, Country, Family...and Football," and they don't fool around with idiots or neer-do-wells. Hence, why I think Jimbo better get his sh*t together, and I mean in a hurry.
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Siriusly, he's got 75 million reasons not to care. Right
Oct 31, 2022, 7:50 PM
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about now, he's looking at this situation and thinking, "Hmm, I either have to work several more years to make this 75 Mill, or, I tank bad enough, I get it WITHOUT working. And, I can always enter the Nick Saban Coaching Rehabilitation Portal! Dang, this decision is EASY!"
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Re: Siriusly, he's got 75 million reasons not to care. Right
Oct 31, 2022, 9:28 PM
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Um, I think it’s now 86 million. ?
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Re: If we think the competition is fierce between us and
Nov 1, 2022, 8:26 AM
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Dumbo’s sh!t is together, it’s just sh!t. He’s an overrated coach that’s full of himself and got lucky one season at FSU with that rapist and thief Winston. Look at the condition in which he left FSU.
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Jimbo's probably gonna write a book.
Nov 1, 2022, 4:47 AM
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How To Get Rich By Faking It.
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If I'm Jumbo, I quit in place. Go through the motions, make
Nov 1, 2022, 7:07 AM
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it look like I'm trying, take the buyout, then go to the house.
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I bet his assistants are wearing out Indeed
Nov 1, 2022, 8:07 AM
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Can't fire him, so all the assistants are toast.
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Re: From an Aggie board...
Nov 1, 2022, 8:22 AM
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I predicted the day Dumbo left FSU for Aggy, that he would fail and be fired. Looks promising for my prediction and the transfer portal could strike it rich with Aggy players by seasons end. There’s no way a good coach should be 3-5 in his 5th season, but this is typical of Texas A$M and always has been.
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