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I might would be willing to give up all of my personal freedom if…
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Feb 17, 2022, 10:39 AM

There was a law passed that required all vehicle manufacturers and all mobile phone manufacturers to get together and find a way to kill a phone’s screen as soon as a vehicle was started. People looking at their phones while driving has officially surpassed slow left hand drivers, for the most hated people in the world. For me at least.

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Except google maps


Feb 17, 2022, 11:38 AM

I need that to survive

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I’ll go one better


Feb 17, 2022, 11:42 AM

I’d give up all tech-related gains to go back to 1995 or so, when there was no social media, most cell antennas on cars were fake, and people generally didn’t hate each other based on algorithms.

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If 1995 tech is good enough for Tigernet


Feb 17, 2022, 11:49 AM

then its good enough for me.

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LOL! First time I've EVER used the term. Notice the time.


Feb 18, 2022, 4:34 AM

Woke the dog and cat. Wife... I doubt it.

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This is the way


Feb 17, 2022, 12:20 PM [ in reply to I’ll go one better ]

And then we could keep the few freedoms we have left.

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If I could go back to 1995…


Feb 17, 2022, 12:25 PM [ in reply to I’ll go one better ]

I would probably be known as a terrorist blowing up everything that has “helped” humanity become less human. No lives would be lost of course. But there would definitely be a lot more backyard swimming pools, trampolines, CD collections would be slightly out of control, every vehicle would be an 88’ Oldsmobile with bouncy suspension, I’d put more cops out writing traffic tickets and less worrying about marijuana, OxyContin would never exist, and the only purple drank we’d ever know would be Nehi Grape soda….

There’s a lot I would take charge of and change. But mostly… I’d change the way I got where I’m at today. Unless it meant that I wouldn’t have my boys. If that was the case, then I wouldn’t change anything until after my youngest was born. And then I’d tickle more. Take more time off work. Drink a little less. And maybe buy a tent. I guess I wish they could’ve been adolescents when I was.

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I'd be like Terminator going after Skynet.


Feb 17, 2022, 12:29 PM

AOL's founders, Steve Jobs, Zuckerberg, Bezos, Gates.....

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Build the machine and I’m down to ride!!!***


Feb 17, 2022, 12:32 PM



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Clearly you ain't thinkin' this through


Feb 17, 2022, 3:34 PM [ in reply to I'd be like Terminator going after Skynet. ]

Don't destroy em, man. Go back in time and invest in em.

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I'm magnanimous like you wouldn't believe.


Feb 17, 2022, 3:36 PM

Besides, can you put a price on the 1995 Utopia I'm offering?

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I'd prob want back all those CD's I gave to goodwill


Feb 17, 2022, 3:41 PM

6 or so years ago.

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If it's any consolation,


Feb 17, 2022, 12:46 PM [ in reply to I’ll go one better ]

there are lots of other reasons I hate you that aren't algorithm-related.

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self-loathing is a funny animal.***


Feb 17, 2022, 12:51 PM



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Imagine if you could… hating yourself while drinking the best bourbon and eating the best barbecue…


Feb 17, 2022, 1:18 PM [ in reply to If it's any consolation, ]

And still being the best parent possible to your children!
You are him. We do it all day long! We do it every day! We dig in the dirt! We do what we do. You are he. He is me. We are we.


Is that enough to get me an invite to your next tasting function? I’ll leave the kids with Obed if you say yes.

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Let's take the new music back to that level as well.***


Feb 17, 2022, 2:44 PM [ in reply to I’ll go one better ]



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[Catahoula] used to be almost solely a PnR rascal, but now has adopted shidpoasting with a passion. -bengaline

You are the meme master. - RPMcMurphy®

Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


bad drivers gonna bad drive, doesn't matter what excuse you


Feb 17, 2022, 11:54 AM

use. People always try to point at some boogeyman like texting but the reality is that there are just stupid people in the world and they'll find a way to be stupid

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Every green light I miss is because some moron had a phone in there face.


Feb 17, 2022, 12:15 PM

Is that guy driving in 2 lanes… phone in face!
Stopped in the middle of the intersection… phone in face!
Missed that red light… phone in the face!
It’s not a boogeyman!!! GET THE #### OFF OF THE PHONE!

Everybody thinks they are immune to the stupidity. They are not. I’m pretty sure there was a myth busters about this ######## or something like it years ago. I can’t remember, because I didn’t think people would ever be stupid enough to think they could watch videos, read text, or look at anything other than the ####### road while they drive their automobiles. Yet here we are! Idiots looking at everything but the road.

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I am no longer embarrassed to use my horn


Feb 17, 2022, 12:50 PM

even if I am the fourth car in line.

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nor am I. Did it at lunch today.Because there is 100% chance


Feb 17, 2022, 3:21 PM

that TextmessageShithead causing the traffic slowdown has been honked at before.

Probably earlier in the day.

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Embarrassed...? Screw that. I'm just waiting for a cop to


Feb 18, 2022, 4:41 AM [ in reply to I am no longer embarrassed to use my horn ]

pull me so I can give them the license plate of the numbnut.

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I think the best idea


Feb 17, 2022, 12:30 PM

Is everyone has paintball guns and shoots paint at cars driving like djickweeds. That would alert the rest of us to stay away from cars covered in paint, and when you see paint all over the back of a car in the left you know to get over and get around them because they don’t understand how courtesy and teamwork work.

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Every once in a while you spit out some real brilliance.***


Feb 17, 2022, 12:33 PM



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Do they make paintball guns in a Gatlin gun style...?***


Feb 18, 2022, 4:44 AM [ in reply to I think the best idea ]



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Re: I might would be willing to give up all of my personal freedom if…


Feb 17, 2022, 1:06 PM

How would I read Tnet on road trips?

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Re: I might would be willing to give up all of my personal freedom if…


Feb 17, 2022, 1:49 PM

they probably already have that capability

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Re: I might would be willing to give up all of my personal freedom if…


Feb 17, 2022, 10:41 PM

How would they know if it was the driver or passenger on the phone?

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